Onslow

I dont think anyone was deliberatly being rude here, I just think that people have to be wary.. after all 1 or 2 of our fellow members have been bitten :( So sorry if any offence was caused but we are a CLUB and we are just looking out for each other and our trusted traders :bow: ;)

Im a bit short me self so we'll ave to go halves :rofl:

I'll pm the pics tomorrow mate, but be warned the Stella is turning a pinky colour due to the slight bleeding. :hurl: :rofl:

Sorry to hear about the car Bud, you might find that peeps get a bit suspisious when your 1st post is selling a breaker, they may wonder why you didnt introduce yourself when you bought the Z 6 weeks ago :confused: Just my opinion :x:

Fookin exellent idea..... :duffer: :D

No No No they,re not the actual stones thats how big I felt they must be as they've turned me little chipalata into a black puddin painted in Iodine, still antibiotics finish on friday so I can have a flush out :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: just hope I aint still pi55in razorblades by then...... :o

Just got out of hospital after having my Kidney stones removed, they were broken up and removed via my poor little willy(tho at the mo its worthy of a porn star). The worst bit was having the cathata(spelling?)removed this morning it seemed to be a bit stuck in my already painful member and had to have a bit of a tug AAAAAAAAAARGG!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: here are the piccies as promised and the tool it feels like they used to remove them. Got to go back in August to have a tube removed that they fitted to bypass the original blockage. :headvswal

Naah not sellin mine :nono:

Hello Bubuche and welcome to the madhouse :) , thats a nice looking car you have, I am not to sure about the COLOUR though :x: :x: :rofl:

Now there's a goddam coincidence, my drivers seat is like it too:x: :rofl:

Hope it all goes well for ya, stressfull time this movin house stuff. Keep drinkin the Stella :duffer: :duffer: :) All the best Steve

APPY BIRFDAY

Drinking plenty may still help to move it to the bladder before Tuesday but due to painkillers and antibiotics it wont be :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: what a bast1d, besides I've had that many injections since last Wednesday if I drink to much I'll look like a fookin fountain :rofl:

Well this Kidney stone wont fookin budge and now its blocked the kidney, they let me out of hospital today gotta return on Monday and ave an op on Tuesday to :smash: the stone. I'll just mention they wont be cutting me for this op they,re going via my willy and my bladder and the tube that connects your bladder to your kidney :cry: thank fook I,ll be asleep. oh yes the stone is as big as a peanut :shock: If they give me the stone I'll deffo post some piccies and we'll see whether its a Planters or a KP

Tim thats the stage I,m at now apparently but its been coming in spasms since wednesday, it starts with an ache in the kidney then extends through to the groin a pain I presume to be like appendisitus quite unbloodybarable. Still they'll hopefuly sort it tomorrow. Thanks for the good wishes guys Steve

Such fookin comfort to know you have friends :slap: :rofl:

Got took to hospital on wednesday with back and stomach pains the likes of which I cant explain :shock: ,they found I have Kidney Stones, been sent home on parole today as cant do any more tests till monday. Ive gotta ave dye put into me for another X-ray to determine how big it/they are, if measured by the pain they feel like fookin house bricks and they need to know if I can pass them normaly(golfball down a hosepipe) or if they've gotta be newked(sonic blasta up a hosepipe). :cry: I'll let you know what happens and post some piccies :rofl:

Ill be there 1. The Dark Warrior 2. Chunk (goes to all meets) 3. Spinksy (try's to go to all meets) 4. Steve J ( ;) ) :rofl:

Mmmm I wish...cant do this one fella I think it might stretch the normally easy going relationship I've got, oh by the way how did you get my missus to blow down ye zorst for that flame pic?

FFS even if my car is slow I aint takin up gardining or D I fookin Y so I'll be there aswell!!!

So inconsiderate, that bloke made us wait for about 45mins while thay cleaned up after him :slap:

Jim Rosentile just put it in a nutshell.... Mickey Mouse Grand Prix!!!!

Once again Ive had a brilliant day, to say it was hot is an under-statement I have now got the reddest head in the world. :eek: Times were sh1t my best was 16.5 but I enjoy every second of achieving those sh1t times, to be honest I got pretty high on Slick Petes elation on his times (15.1 in an N/A) FOOKIN WELL DONE PETE!!! I'm well impressed and well made up for ya. :D :D :D Now if you dont mind I'll have a little winge.....This was a national event that I'm sure had a lot of effort put into organising it, dont know about yesterday but today there was only about 16 cars...how many members are WE??? :cry: Winge over...I'm sure a few more pepes would have enjoyed the day if they'd have got there ;)

The doctor told me it was good for my fungal toe nail infection, athletes foot and varucas. Oh that reminds me I must put my old trainers in the "Items for sale" section :D

Niether, I have my kids....they burn up almost as much dosh as the Z. But like the Z they're worth it