Onslow

Yes thats Onslow, according to my missus Onslow and I have the same good looks and charm :wack: Boy does that woman love me! :rofl:

4 kin luv it :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: keep em cumin :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

As above??

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1, DANGEROUS DAVE 2, DANGEROUS DAVE OR... 3, DANGEROUS DAVE Shame these :xxx:s aint got a life, still they might get a detention on Monday :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

A bit late I guess but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Just a little tipsy Tim.....HIC...hehehe

Welcome Dangerous....Mmmmm Curiousser and curiousser said Alice.... Alice.. Alice.. Who the f*ck is Alice?

Variaty is the spice of life, pretty sure I'll be there (unless I visit Chunk in hossy) You know ;) ;) ;)

Its gotta be FART, I can produce BURPS any old time but a good FART has to be brewed, kept at the right temperature and passed with great skill...the perfect FART imho should be loud and proud giving careful attention to the amount of pressure applied as "following through" or "touching cloth" can be a bit messy (this is usually caused by over confidence). Then the smell, well, this is the best part you will find that experimenting with mixtures of food and drink can produce various flavours, textures and aroma's, my personal favourite is 8 pints of Stella (or Carling if you intend to do a long session) followed by Sunday roast. After a controlled ppppppwwwwwwwttthhhhh the reaction should be bwahahahaha FFS followed by OMFG :hurl: YOU DIRTY BASTID!! :hurl: fOOKIN CLASS :rofl:

That is fookin class :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I too know F/A about PC, I had a similar prob a while ago and it was spyware & virus that was doin it even though I was runnin anti-virus, spyware, firewall etc. I had toolbars appear that I couldnt remove it even took away my "turn of computer" button. Had to send the fookin thing away to get it sorted. :headvswal

Hello, good evening and welcome, sorry if I sound a bit Frosty :D

;) You know it makes sense ;)

Happy Birtday, hope youve had a good un....it aint over yet!!

No problem, some times I "think" she's gonna wake up while she's wipin er face :xxx:

I gotta stop smokin this 5h1t :wack:

OMG Dont click on any other links on this :shock: I may well be scarred for life ;)

Sounds like I missed a crackin day :cry: ... Still, well done Pete 14.879 thats must feel good :dance:, how did the clutch hold up? coz it was thought to be iffy last time out. Rich... hope all went to your expectation, I know how much you put into this stuff and how little you expect in return, sorry I could'nt be at this one Dude but I'll be there next time.

Red Z travelling south past J19 aproaching the elevated section, high spoiler looked like Lambo rear lights but by this time I was looking in the mirror going north.

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Your poor nieghbours :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

Happy birthday u's 2's :duffer: :duffer:

Mmmmm that is nice :)

Hello :D