Sir Charles

Doubtful because he will probably be in a United shirt next season

COME ON WIGAN next week

People say Gerrard is worth £60million +?? PAH!

A long long time ago I did, I tend to go to Aberavon beach more often now if im in that sort of area. I haven't ridden a push bike for as long as I can remember.

Thats 10mins from my house

As a Man Utd fan this is one of those rare occasions where I am shouting for the enemy! I know a few Liverpool fans locally who want their OWN team to lose so that it hampers United gaining a record 19 league titles.

Don't tease me

I should know lots about ovens/cookers as I used to manage a shop that sold them....but ALAS I dont.

I'd rather pay £2400 for someone to violently insert a cactus sideways up my rectal cavity

What insurance company is everyone using as far as classic cover is concerned?

Same here, although Pixie Lott is excluded. I'd bang her with an arrow in my back.

I hate people who panic buy milk/bread when we have an inch of snow and don't leave any for the people who realise we live in the 21st century and Tesco's lorries never stop...

I can't justify buying until I get other parts of my car sorted first otherwise i'd say yes lets go for it and try him...

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his armpits

Thanks Baz, although its no where near the standard I want to achieve....yet.

I had to double take that first picture!

I prefer the other ones, i'm dead set on the red stiching and grey Z logo.

We all have something that winds us up to the very brink of lashing out.....so what is your pet hate? When I just got home, some GOON has parked in such a way that I had to park right on the edge of a junction - OUTSIDE MY OWN HOUSE. If he thought he was leaving a good gap for a car between him and the other Rover he needs to re-take his license or move somewhere where everybody drives a G-WHIZZ. If someone slams into my rear quarter because of that FLANGE, ima gonna be cross!

Isn't that off a Harry Enfield sketch?

These look fantastic especially the red stitch interior in the pics. I want. Now.

HAHAHAHA I was gonna say that bugger deserved it after cheating, but this is more satisfying LOL

Is it safe to drive with the cambelt exposed like that?

I need to get some mesh to cover the gaping area in my front bumper where the number plate is. Anyone know somewhere that I can get some good mesh off the shelf or is it a internet order job?

I knew I should have bought that Camaro...

His grammer and spelling on the whole is appauling to say the least. And i aint da best on sbellin and gramma innit