Steve-300ZX

Hello and welcome to the club :)

Hello and welcome! :)

Happy Birthday Jay Rest in peace matey.

Hello and welcome to the club Stewart :D

Sad news indeed :( R.I.P

Welcome to the club! ;)

Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: Please scroll down You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Hello and welcome to the club! :D Good luck with the zed hunt!

Dates for this year's summer JAE are now out :hyper::hyper: Have a look at the JAE thread in our National Events section and then get your names down on the list. http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=122240 The venue looks superb and it's a lot further north than it was last year. Get your holidays booked in.

Happy Birthday Baz. Have a good day mate! :duffer::duffer::duffer:

Happy Birthday Richard. Have a good day mate! :duffer::duffer::duffer:

Happy Birthday Chris :duffer:

Problem with that TV is the contrast ratio. 15000:1 is very low. They are knocking out contrasts now as high as 200000:1 It's not 100Hz either.

Welcome to the Club :D

Depends. I have 3 powerful amplifiers in mine and they wouldn't give me 12 months warranty because of them.

How cool is that site :bow::bow:

You learn something new every day. This place is just packed full of knowledge and trivia. What a community :bow::bow:

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You're a fookin dinosaur lad :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Been meaning to ask this for a while now. Do we have any budding astronomy anaraks in the club? For the past couple of month now, I have noticed the brightest star I have ever seen in our night skies and wondered if anyone knew what it was. It's that bright, you wouldn't think it was a star, more like a jet's lights. If you pop outside now and look into the night sky (south westerly), you cannot miss it. It's not overhead, you'll need to look at an angle of about 30 degrees. I can always see it from around 5:00pm (south) and about 8:00pm (west) Someone please enlighten me. :D

Bargain!

Do you use the same trickle charger Richard? I didn't used to activate the alarm because it used to drain the battery, however, I can now switch it on. The CTEK conditioner allows me to alarm the car and keeps the battery at the top of it's charge. PS. Sorry to hyjack your thread Vijay

Excellent news, well done mate! :duffer:

Model number: CTEK Multi XS3600 Battery charger and conditioner. http://www.theultimatefinish.co.uk/Store/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=104&gclid=CP_rsobG0pgCFQwDGgod-Wka0w You also have the option of buying a plug in adapter for your cig lighter instead of connecting to your battery terminals.

The best advice I would give Vijay; is buy a budget (say £40) battery and invest in a good trickle charger. If your car isn't a daily runner, I really can't see the point of spending a lot of money on an expensive battery. My car spends long periods in the garage and since I have installed the trickle charger, I've had no problems at all. Battery is always tip top whenever I go to start the car. It never used to be the case. If my car was standing for 4 weeks, the battery would be knacked. The charger I have is a CTEK, not sure of the model number. I hard wired terminals to my battery, so it's just a case of popping the bonnet when I drive in the garage and plugging it in. Best £50 I've ever spent mate.