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revamping is spelt "rebuilding" :rofl:

yea you trampolite,cats sitting on the bread bin,engine parts all over the couch and no fvking milk for a cuppa (called in with dave C ) one night :rofl: :rofl: ;)

so you got it for 1100 :shock: jesus fvkin christ how low are these car going to stoop to, oh by the way "well done" :bow:

see!!!! more evidence of "its gets better" good on ya mate :duffer: :duffer:

at 8.30 this morning i was 100 feet high estimating a flat roof at shell "stanlow" now whos the daddy?? whos the daddy?? the fact i had 2 foot long dew drops hanging off my nose aint got anything to do with it :rofl: :rofl:

looks like its a lads nite and spill the beans nite allso :( 6 years ago my 14 year marriage ends in hate and £££££££ down the shitter so i shake my self down and start a fresh life in california,meet a woman,selltle down blah,blah,blah after a couple of years come home to sell a couple of propertys i had while girlfriend looked after affairs over there,any way gets a phone call one night off her son to inform me "mom" had commited suicide :confused: :confused: now thats pure devastation right there people and you think theres no way out of the hurt your feeling except the ultimate but you keep on going and fighting your way back because to do that sort of stuff is to give up the fight and thats not my style and iff you have half an ounce of man pride you should,nt think that allso,so to cut a long story short i met another fantastic american girl while i was over there and that was about 3 years ago and lifes all rosey again because i would,nt go down on the ropes after getting beaten up :duffer: :duffer: . grief,cry and be sad but things will start to be better as time goes on its the way life is....

while you lot all get drunk and start telling the wife you love her :hurl: ile go to the store that it happend and ask to see the cctv,get the twats reg number and start getting proper revenge and with a bit of luck it could even be the cok head who,s been "entertaining" the wife :mad: :duffer: :duffer:

at least they will be poached :D

think it comes under the same rules as 3 wheeled (reliant robin) thats why you dont need a crash hat

hmmmm sounds decent :D

to the edge mate :D

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i have a range rover as my everyday car and for the last few weeks ive been worried about a clunking sound when i go around bends and checked under the car many times which has done my head in :rant: anyway tonight i thought ide clean the inside and under the seats including the storage boxes under 2 front seats and find a fvkin golf ball :confused: so some ballbag has put it there and caused me no end of grief so i need to plan a revenge on my main suspect,has anyone got any ideas?????

i want to belive you so how you mean inconsistencies????

nah they will do the same when smokes go up, just give the kids less food 3 kids:1 fishfinger,1 egg,and 2 less chicken nuggets each day can save the average family £12 per week :) problem solved

oh this is getting better andy,who needs a pension when you have body parts to sell yipphee :duffer:

ok great :hyper: options for the boiler going tits up this winter

ime fvked :( ive only got one left after selling the first to pay last years tax bill. by the way can we survive with one lung???????

the "middle" could be anywhere from 60 degree right up to 100 and it stays in the middle acording to my greddy gauge

hey leigh ive just spotted this and thought it might intrest you ;) http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RANGE-ROVER-BACK-AXLE-DISC-BRAKES-DIFF-V8-TD-TDI-TD5_W0QQitemZ130172649300QQihZ003QQcategoryZ31349QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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allso check the master cyl,could be the non-return sticking

bleed it

sounds like its draging as apposed to slipping,try bleeding the system but first get someone to put the clutch down and get under the car to see how far the lever on the bellhousing moves as its a good indacation of air in the line or a fvked slave cylinder iff it moves very little or iff thats all fine try adjusting the pedal hth

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