i have a range rover as my everyday car and for the last few weeks ive been worried about a clunking sound when i go around bends and checked under the car many times which has done my head in :rant: anyway tonight i thought ide clean the inside and under the seats including the storage boxes under 2 front seats and find a fvkin golf ball :confused: so some ballbag has put it there and caused me no end of grief so i need to plan a revenge on my main suspect,has anyone got any ideas?????

No need to sell YOUR body parts to fund the beer :D

No need to sell YOUR body parts to fund the beer :D

:rofl: :rofl:

i have. how far do you want to go?

i have. how far do you want to go?

to the edge mate :D

He drives a Zed, so no more than 30 miles? :rofl: ;)

anchovies inside heater vents

anchovies inside heater vents

hmmmm sounds decent :D

We once jacked a car up and placed blocks under the rear axle leaving the rear wheels just off the ground, when the victim got in to 'wheelspin' out the car park as usual, he just sat there reving the nuts off his car!!

Run a chain from the rear axle to something substantial - they set off, the rear axle doesn't :D

American Graffiti??

American Graffiti??

 

;)

Now im showing my age!!!

Quality though :D

wouldnt work on a rear wheel drive tho would it :confused: :D

a swift kick in the knackers usally works

you could always tie a load of empty cans under his car, they will drag along the road and make a awfull noise

get some ducktape, takea lil bit off the edge no wider than a piece of paperor thin card

 

place it along the side of the car, looks just like a scratch!

to the edge mate :D

 

 

go to fishing shop.

 

buy pint of casters.

 

spread teh love all around, but if you want maximum results under the rear seats and in the foot wells.

cheap and easy method is to tape a couple of rashers of bacon under the drivers seat it doesnt start stinking straight away but by the time it does the damage is done and apart from getting rid of the seat theres no way of getting rid of the smell and it smells just like a corpse

ball bearings in the wheels. :)

 

ohhh the noise