Small story first give you more of an idea.

1 was married, for 10 years, two kids, nice house, cars and money so so.

Last year i found out wifey had been playing around with a mate of mine for 18 months. Got divorced, lost loads of cash on house to ex. Bought zed, blew it up. still see kids. Rather than have girlfriend, have 3 shag buddies on the go at the same time. After while decide too much hard work if you know what i mean.

So recently got new girlfriend. all good unitl today. :headvswal

 

Get one of those texts, "we need to chat?" from girlfriend, so we have chat, and stu is single again. Various different words exchanged.

Feed dog, drive to work. get snotty text of now ex girlfriend. Ruin my morning....

 

Whilst driving to next job, pop into builders merchants and by some brick cleaner acid. put in van, pop to tescos. Come out and some twat has hit my vans rear light cluster, and driven off. OH WHAT A JOY!!!

 

Get home to find the dog has been scoffing in the fooking bin, and choked up some chicken drumsticks all over the carpet, go to the van to get some gloves ( as i dont like holding dog puke!! only to find the brick cleaner has leaked all over my tools and the vapours nearly knocked me out.

 

I have decided this.

girlfriends are better than wives, as they dont cost as much

shag buddies are better than girlfriends as they dont want flowers to say thanks.

Cats are better than dogs, at least their puke is smaller

water is far less harmfull as brick cleaner

and as for f***ers not leaving details after they hit someone, im going to hunt them down, and cut their bonnet off with a 14" petrol cutter.

 

Im now on the STELLA.

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhh

shite mate that is a bad day! sounds like its getting better now tho :duffer:

I'm having a Stella for you right now :duffer:

well if you's lot are on the stella, i may aswell have one or six

Brick cleaner & dog puke are probably similarly acidic. Suggest you get a mixture of the two and pour it on the bonnet of whomever drove into your van !

while you lot all get drunk and start telling the wife you love her :hurl: ile go to the store that it happend and ask to see the cctv,get the twats reg number and start getting proper revenge and with a bit of luck it could even be the cok head who,s been "entertaining" the wife :mad: :duffer: :duffer:

Now what you mean

Girlfriend of 7 years sent a text a few months ago, she went on holiday and I bought her an engagment ring while she was away! This is the txt I got

 

"I have meet someone on holiday there is no more us"

 

So know how you feel! I feel as if I dont want to be here anymore, but havent got the gutts to pull the trigger :(

 

Allan

I'm going through a divorce and I've been having the worst weeks of my life. The f**king shit she's been doing is right out of Dallas and Alexi Cole.

 

If I'd been having Affares I wouldn't expect this level of pure evil, viciousness.

 

If she had a Sister and I'd been doing her then maybe, but I've be a decent loyal husband and farther. Just fed up of her tantrums and want something more out of my life than her idea of a good life. + I'm not prepared to live with someone who thinks my only ambition should be to attain what she wants. So why we ahe can't be reasonable and why she want to ruin me and everything I done is just beyond me.

Now what you mean

Girlfriend of 7 years sent a text a few months ago, she went on holiday and I bought her an engagment ring while she was away! This is the txt I got

 

"I have meet someone on holiday there is no more us"

 

So know how you feel! I feel as if I dont want to be here anymore, but havent got the gutts to pull the trigger :(

 

Allan

Get on the stella with us lads Allan :duffer:

Fook :( Life does pick up, been there, read the book, seen the film, got the t-shirt etc etc etc but now I couldn't be happier! Mates are there for a reason ;)

Get on the stella with us lads Allan :duffer:

 

Thought you were on Babycham these days Pete? :tongue: ;)

Thought you were on Babycham these days Pete? :tongue: ;)

If its in a pint glass, i'll ave it mate :duffer: :duffer: :rofl:

Fook :( Life does pick up, been there, read the book, seen the film, got the t-shirt etc etc etc but now I couldn't be happier! Mates are there for a reason ;)

 

I prefer the condoms you get in the mini bars in the Hilton Hotel.

I prefer the condoms you get in the mini bars in the Hilton Hotel.

 

PMSL! Take it from your post things have got worse since I saw you Mark? :( Dilute the vodka with pure ethanol that should do the trick ;)

PMSL! Take it from your post things have got worse since I saw you Mark? :( Dilute the vodka with pure ethanol that should do the trick ;)

 

Yep its in your face for real now. At full volume when visual contact is made and Big number Solicitors carving up big bills. Very upset kids. Harrasment. Threats. Sychological abuse. Mindless vandalisum of my artwork, cars, clothes and even coming into the office kicking off.

 

Hoping to get a restraining order on her tomorrow, because it is that bad.

Yep its in your face for real now. At full volume when visual contact is made and Big number Solicitors carving up big bills. Very upset kids. Harrasment. Threats. Sychological abuse. Mindless vandalisum of my artwork, cars, clothes and even coming into the office kicking off.

 

Hoping to get a restraining order on her tomorrow, because it is that bad.

 

Fookin 'ell really sorry to hear that bud :( Bitch doesn't deserve the Oxygen she's stealing from the atmosphere!!!

looks like its a lads nite and spill the beans nite allso :( 6 years ago my 14 year marriage ends in hate and £££££££ down the shitter so i shake my self down and start a fresh life in california,meet a woman,selltle down blah,blah,blah after a couple of years come home to sell a couple of propertys i had while girlfriend looked after affairs over there,any way gets a phone call one night off her son to inform me "mom" had commited suicide :confused: :confused: now thats pure devastation right there people and you think theres no way out of the hurt your feeling except the ultimate but you keep on going and fighting your way back because to do that sort of stuff is to give up the fight and thats not my style and iff you have half an ounce of man pride you should,nt think that allso,so to cut a long story short i met another fantastic american girl while i was over there and that was about 3 years ago and lifes all rosey again because i would,nt go down on the ropes after getting beaten up :duffer: :duffer: . grief,cry and be sad but things will start to be better as time goes on its the way life is....

i moved in with a girl a few years ago, to cut a long story short she was a secret druggie who slept about for drugs and cash, she sold nearly everything i had in her flat, i was left with my car keys and the clothes on my back, i moived back to mky dads and was gutted for months, really put me on the bottom, after a few months started to go out and meet new friends ( i lost most of my mates through her), had a few silly relationships and finally met ourlass ( there is a good story to that lol), never looked back really, has its ups and down but life is good

So know how you feel! I feel as if I dont want to be here anymore, but havent got the gutts to pull the trigger :(

 

Allan

 

 

 

Allan mate all i can say is no matter how bad your feeling don't do it bud... your worth more than that and lifes too short anyway..

My cousin aged 18 did exactly this put the gun to his head and blew his brains out all over a fookin whore of a girlfriend..

He had everything to live for Good job , good parents who doted on him, loved cars... just bad choice in women..

Absolutly Destroyed the immediate family and still haven't really come to terms with it 12yrs on

i moved in with a girl a few years ago, to cut a long story short she was a secret druggie who slept about for drugs and cash, she sold nearly everything i had in her flat, i was left with my car keys and the clothes on my back, i moived back to mky dads and was gutted for months, really put me on the bottom, after a few months started to go out and meet new friends ( i lost most of my mates through her), had a few silly relationships and finally met ourlass ( there is a good story to that lol), never looked back really, has its ups and down but life is good

see!!!! more evidence of "its gets better" good on ya mate :duffer: :duffer:

Anyone who knew me back in 2004 and still knows me will vouch that things DO get better. What a thread this is turning out to be.... Who's next to the bar then?

Anyone who knew me back in 2004 and still knows me will vouch that things DO get better. What a thread this is turning out to be.... Who's next to the bar then?

yea you trampolite,cats sitting on the bread bin,engine parts all over the couch and no fvking milk for a cuppa (called in with dave C ) one night :rofl: :rofl: ;)

Some things never change bud pmsl. House is up for sale soon anyway, gonna need some revamping lol

Some things never change bud pmsl. House is up for sale soon anyway, gonna need some revamping lol

revamping is spelt "rebuilding" :rofl:

Well it does need a new ceiling in the spare room after the flat roof decided to stop being a roof lol