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:rofl::rofl::rofl:@ the black eye..a kick in the ball bag would have been justified as well mate,the pillock:(

lash the working parts at the flap end with WD40 and i bet it fixes it;)

:slap:

tis true:rofl:

mate i really did'nt know any sites so thought ide be a smart arse instead;)..oh and sarcasim is the lowest form of wit:D:duffer:

:rofl::rofl:very good

that looks so nissan gaz..great job mate:bow::bow:

http://www.theyhavetheworstinteriorsevermade.com here you go allan mate:)

was thinkin the same thing neil

who said...would you wrap that lot then take them all the way to the post office for 2 quid:eek:,anyway i hope he or she has more scrupples than the ebayers ive dealt with and you get the bits

next best thing to lsd:D

you got no need to worry pete...your cars only worth £250 anyway:rofl::rofl::D:tongue:

hello there:)

how come the co-pilot never got a mention :confused:..the poor sod was up there with him

did he tie him up with his frilly knickers:x:

thats a complete tarts car:o

little chef in eastam mate,J5 on the m53;)

:rofl::rofl::rofl:...nice one

put a couple of roses wrappers over your eyes and make it purple..would be best using the the big purple ones with a nut in the middle:)

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

well done to stella's split arse for passing her test:bow::bow:

yep the bills keep coming :mad:

ok the good..the bad...and the ugly 1..21st now booked up but ive got us a slot on sat the 28th feb 2..the owner said he's had to increase prices after looking at his books so its now 1-10 cars=£50....10-13=£45..13-20=£40,now i thought the £35 he quoted was a little cheap and wonderd how he was making any money so thats the deal guys:( 3..i know the price has increased but ime buying the full english breaky to all who turn up before we head up there and theres tea and coffee included in the dyno price on site 4..the good bit is he will take payment on the day so theres plenty of time to save and recoupe the price increase and not forgeting you'll have £8 worth of breakfast in your belly via my wallet:D...so come on lads i want names as this will be a cracking day and a mini meet all rolled into one:nana2:

nick as your a regi on here and you have posted a selling link i will have to delete it.....i could leave it there for 1% of earnings and delete jimmys thread:rofl::rofl: that way you and i win and the snide who tried to steal your idea gets no business from here:D

well that means i love 2 men then:nelson::hurl:..dont tell the wife