WillyEd

Title says it all LOL!: http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-6636243550409568672 Muhahahaha - it completely astounded the reporter! Simon.

I was thinking the same thing!! There's no way you'd find me jumping in the crusher to clean it! - Getting crushed has gotta be one of the least desirable ways to go!

Yankovic even! LOL

Check out the "White and Nerdy" video!: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=90827837 :cool:

My brother forwarded me this this afternoon: >>> This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in >>> awhile. >>> Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at >>> Scrabble. >>> >>> DORMITORY: >>> When you rearrange the letters: >>> DIRTY ROOM >>> >>> >>> PRESBYTERIAN: >>> When you rearrange the letters: >>> BEST IN PRAYER >>> >>> ASTRONOMER: >>> When you rearrange the letters: >>> MOON STARER >>> >>> >>> DESPERATION: >>> >>> When you rearrange the letters: >>> A ROPE ENDS IT >>> >>> THE EYES: >>> When you rearrange the letters: >>> THEY SEE >>> >>> >>> GEORGE BUSH: >>> When you rearrange the letters: >>> HE BUGS GORE >>> >>> >>> >>> THE MORSE CODE : >>> When you rearrange the letters: >>> HERE COME DOTS >>> >>> >>> >>> SLOT MACHINES: >>> When you rearrange the letters: >>> CASH LOST IN ME >>> >>> ANIMOSITY: >>> When yo u rearrange the letters: >>> IS NO AMITY >>> >>> >>> ELECTION RESULTS: >>> When you rearrange the letters: >>> LIES - LET'S RECOUNT >>> >>> >>> SNOOZE ALARMS: >>> When you rearrange the letters: >>> ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S >>> >>> A DECIMAL POINT: >>> When you rearrange the letters: >>> IM A DOT IN PLACE >>> >>> THE EARTHQUAKES: >>> When you rearrange the letters: >>> THAT QUEER SHAKE >>> >>> >>> ELEVEN PLUS TWO: >>> When you rearrange the letters: >>> TWELVE PLUS ONE >>> >>> >>> AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: >>> >>> MOTHER-IN-LAW: >>> When you rearrange the letters: >>> WOMAN HITLER >>> >>> Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay >>> too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law) Clever!!

Another Benny Benassi video which no one mentioned is 'Who's your daddy' - which, while not being great musically, has a fantastic video. O, and downloading it for free makes it even more attractive: http://www.bennybenassi.com/video_whos_your_daddy.htm Make sure you get the uncensored one though! Until this, I'd never seen any shaven muffy in a music vid before!!! Si.

Hmmm, sounds like gastric reflux to me - since I get it a lot. Stomach decides to produce an excess of acid, and burns your gullet. Usually you get a nasty gummy throat with this too. Not so nice. Sound familiar? Si.

The sump is indeed a multipart-part if that's the right way to describe it! The bit that 'stick-out' is welded on after. Although from memory, that should be the only part with external welds. All the baffle plates are spot-ed. Si.

Found this on eBay: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/V8-MUSCLE-free-road-tax-long-m-o-t-cant-say-SWAP-P-X_W0QQitemZ130051929359QQihZ003QQcategoryZ18301QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem (Item 130051929359 if that link doesn't work) Says he'll consider a 300zx for part-ex. Would be a major project by the looks of things though! Lurrrve the sound of a V8! Si.

Judging by the fairly even gap around the wheel - i'd say it looks about right for standard height springs. Although you're on Eibach's- are they actually shorter than standard? Si.

I believe OE has a .pab file (.pab = Personal Address Book) which contains all of your contact details. This file can be copied from one machine to another to copy your contacts. Unfortunately though the file in not directly readable (from what I remember), so, like edk83 said, you'll need to export them to a .CSV or .TXT etc to read them. Si.

Ex-smoker on the case here! So the obvious answer coming up - BAN IT (in all obvious public places at least) Smoking is a personal choice - so at home, (as long as there's no kids etc in the house) then do what you want AFAIC. As for smoking in some pubs and not others then that's a tricky issue. For starters, what about the staff in the smoking pubs? How would they advertise for staff? : "Wanted: Member of bar staff - must be a smoker, and be happy to suffer the second hand smoke of all those grotty cigars, pipes dodgy fags and tea leaves that people decide to smoke" . ? Restaurants with their "smoking half" is very rarely effective. I've been to very few restaurants where the ventilation has been sufficiently adquate that the non-smoking half does not smell of smoke! Why did I give smoking? Cost for starters, but also I began to resent myself everytime I lit up! So for the last few months, would find myself stubbing-out half way through. Also, joining a gym really helped! I found myself willing to work hard to try and get the lungs back into shape! Anyway, I support the ban, but only in public places. Private members bars etc should be able to elect whether or not they're smoking, etc. Si.

14 minutes to go and still no bids - lol - it ain't gonna sell! If: 1) He removed the 5-odd spelling mistakes in his advert it would look more genuine. 2) If he removed all the Ferrari shite from the car it would be worth MORE. Si.

This must be the worst one yet LOL: On 15th Jun 1976 ... The Number 1 single was: The Wurzels - "Combine Harvester (Brand New Key)" For Number 1 single over the subsequent years Click Here The Number 1 album was: Abba - "Greatest Hits" For Number 1 album over the subsequent years Click Here Born on 15th Jun: 1933 - Waylon Jennings ( country singer ) 1941 - Harry Nilsson ( deceased ) 1943 - Johnny Halliday 1943 - Muff Winwood ( bassist, guitarist and vocalist with The Spencer Davis Group ) 1946 - Noddy Holder ( guitarist, lead vocalist, Slade ) 1947 - Demis Roussos 1969 - Ice Cube ( real name O'Shea Jackson; Boyz in the Hood / Three Kings / N.W.A. ) 1981 - Billy Martin ( Guitarist, Good Charlotte ) Isn't that the "I've gotta new combine harvester" song? LOL :) Oh yeah, and MUFF - fnarr fnarr ! :p

JE pistons have "JE" on the underside of the crown. In one of the pictures on the previous page, the focus is almost perfectly on the piston crown, and you can see something that could be a logo - have a look at your original image which is hopefully higher-res to see if you've actually taken a picture of the logo! Simon.

muhahaha! I'm suprised it didn't say, hairy-sweaty-man-basting.wmv instead :D

Blimey! What needed replacing to get it back on the road?? New sump for starters I should imagine?

Explain you ought to take advantage of both ends of the pitch, so the ground wears evenly :D Any hole's a goal! :D :D

The Det sensor is placed in the centre point of the 6 cylinders, so moving it off-centre will affect what it 'hears'. Although saying that, and perhaps Andy might partially agree here, since cylinder 6 seems to be 'the one to go' most commonly - resulting in burnt crowns and/or holed-pistons, perhaps locating it a little closer to 6 would be a benefit?? But then it's all down to how those clever little Japs programmed the ecu. Maybe the ecu is programmed to act when it hears det on all cylinders - rather than just one? My advise would be to replace the old sensor and the short cable which connects it to the main loom with new ones if the engine's being pulled, but keep it located where it should be. The new one and its connector will last at least another 10 years before the seal goes and lets the horrid green crusty stuff build up again on the pins. My 2p :)

I'd say it must blown warm on some days and cold on others around your way..... :D

I'd love to know what these people put on their insurance claim forms! (Especially the guy in the van at the end!) http://www.glumbert.com/media/roadblock enjoy!

Love the comments!

Fancy doing your bit for the envionment, but can't stand the thought of a weedy little electric car? Think again!............ The Telsa electric car is sadly not available in the UK. It is an electric supercar with 0-60 in around 4 seconds and a 250 mile charge, built by Lotus under licence to Telsa in America. Stunning Ferrari-esque looks and electric power for around £60,000. http://www.teslamotors.com/ :cool: V.cool me thinks!!

http://www.portoffelixstowe.co.uk/pressreleases/frmPress.aspx?pid=207 110,000 HP engine :cool:

LOL, what a faggot! Turns out its 398 metres long!! (An carries a whopping 14,500 containers) taking anorak off now................ :)