robquilter

i had some only the other week knock on my door trying to get me to change energy suppliers, i said no thanks and i told him i wasn't intrested and started closing the door. He also tried pushing the door back open and carried on ranting on! At which point i told him to f#ck off before i drop him!

i'd have the supra!

I'm an area manager for a company called PCM, i visit stores in the east midlands and shout at people and get paid for it lol

rubbing vasaline into the rubbers also works (just don't let next door catch you rubbing the stuff onto your car) lol

haha! awsome! :)

flash forward is mint, me and the missus got well into it :)

have you thought about a skyline r33 gt? they're a load of fun and quick!

they're good stuff mate, defo keep them! :)

banter! lol

looks tacky to be honest, would be better in white!

So long as he doesn't poop on the zed

i'd try and give it a good polish first, you'd be suprised how good the paint will come back :) as for the front bumper, maybe you could mask it up and give it a quick blast with black spray paint til you get a new bumper?

the local bus is faster than a saxo vtr lol

i like the chav 'barry' mg parked next to the classic corvette

get a skyline r33 gtt mate

i bet it was fun shooting the shit out of that boat to sink it :)

i got a binatone one from asda for £50, works a treat, never sent me the wrong way. I rely on it cos i'm a travelling salesman

STUNNING, EPIC! Without a doubt the best zed i've ever laid my eyes on :)

We and the missus have been looking to move to america in a few years, every time we go, we never want to come back! The quality of life is so much better there, and its a lot cheaper too! We we're looking at homes in a new development in Florida online a few days ago, you can buy a brand new 4 bed, 4 bathroom house with a massive double garage, a 4 car driveway and a heated pool for £145k! These houses were 7 miles away from disneyland and in a 'gate community' the whole development is fenced off and there are only a few ways in or out, at the entrances there is barriers and security. You can only get in or out of the town with a pass to prove you live there or you know someone who lives there. These gate comunities have been voted the safest places to live!

FAIL! lol how they hell did he manage that?!!! Maybe he just hates german cars :) At least there was nobody waiting at the bus stop!

the arm looks like its been super glued to the snake lol if thats true tho, holly shit!

Edit: BTCC

Its for all these reasons i don't watch F1, BTTC is where its at :)

Ive also seen ford escorts diesal's with the letters rearanged to say 'sorted'