Everything posted by Uno
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The great annual 'funkysi hates Christmas thread'...Who hates Christmas?
its for kids...you're too old mate....even us parents dont love xmas 100% but hey its what you have to do...bring a little magic into little eyes
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What are YOUR top 10 Game Consoles?
christ i remember having a binatone and my cousin's had an intellivision.....then Atari came along and runied it all ;) not been into gaming since i discovered girls @1986 :p
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just been out in one of these....
standing at my end of my drive back in the summer i saw this pootle by...not seen one since
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Leaking roof - the last straw!
paul if this works you are a god.....coz i'm getting lots of pod rain water on my leg too...off home to try it...well in a while
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water sports fans
manta ray toy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBa9wdOANHw
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greddy profec II settings
after doing some searching on here i just wonder what settings folks are using for Greddy Profec II....seem to have the low setting perfect....still hunting around for the perfect high cheers in advance
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Jury summons
say your best friend or family member works for the police and you believe that they (police) do such a good job that everyone they arrest is 100% guilty so there is no need for trials or jury's :)
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black zx
its the Brighton to London M-way....gatwick etc
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Warning very nasty phone prank
it was an AVR..automatic voice response...very skillful though...it can be customised with key data such as your name etc...it even calls you back at least once to reissue the threats and to make the same accusations with a twist dont you hang up on me again etc...cant repeat the detail on here but its the kind of thing which would get you on the sex offenders register if true....the 2 people who speak are very real when you listen but are infact AVR....both voices have what i would describe as south london accents...this confirms what others have experienced in receiving these calls
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Warning very nasty phone prank
all watch out....i was the victim of a very nasty automated mobile phone prank earlier today...it involves a girl and a guy...they accuse you of various sex crimes with underage kids....i am no fool as i am on the phone for up to 8 hours a day in my job and it fooled me....it is very very real....so real i and another jap car owner called the cops in she uses the name nicole or natalie....he is called steven ray or rea not funny...if i find out who set me up before they fess up and apologise to me they will get to have hours of fun removing their mobile from whatever place i stuff it...i didnt do 7 years of kickboxing for the hell of it...ip addresses are being collected by the police and mobile phone security are tracing the source...you've been warned regards chris
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proper test
fair play to the man...it had some grunt under the hood...more than a fair comparison for once...IIRC they have a ugly rear
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proper test
on the private test track i was joined by a M12 Noble the other day...boy was he in a hurry....at first he was almost directly under my rear number plate making me feel his awsome power.... :slap: .......he never got the chance to see the front plate.... :p
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What am I eating now?
hey...cool guess on my part....i've seen the name advertised but only had a vague notion it was dried meat from south africa /zimb....very sought after by those who know or so i am lead to believe
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What am I eating now?
is it biltong....?
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weird food
after lookin at the toastie thread it reminded me of strange bread based snacks my folks used to serve up to me and my brothers in the 70's condensed milk sandwhich...sometimes with coco powder sugar sandwich...soft on the outside crunchy in the middle beef dripping sandwich....or as i think of it now...heart attack in bun even today my kids get odd stuff when they stay...such as the lime jelly n sultana with choc ice and swiss roll stabbed in the top...modern classic anyone got odd family meals?
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best film to watch in 2007 maybe?
looks very promising http://www.workingtitlefilms.com/film.php?filmID=99
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costa del s**t
classic Gordon Ramsey kitchen nightmare on telly last night set on the costa del sol....that man can swear for england or scotland had me in stiches...probably the funniest thing on TV he put the owner/chef in a bull ring to help him grow some kahuna's choclate prawns...:hurl: chicken & banana smoothies.... :hurl: looked agasht when presented with the donkey dick kebab :rofl: and not fogetting his numerous put downs....class act
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Woke up this morning
the isralites......?
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have u got a claim to fame
when my brother did the family tree some years back he found out we are relations of the fox's biscuit family....fancy a brew anyone !
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topless you old git
41.....?.....seriously...? have a happy birthday Mark cheers chris
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have u got a claim to fame
oh i forgot and chris eubanks brother peter lives next door to my office...he beat up barry mcguigan once IIRC
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have u got a claim to fame
me and my pals used to hang out with a certain Mr quentin cook when he was on £40 a week wages and just bought his first set of technic sl1200 decks...:) when doing music publishing i signed Chris Rea's neice Daisy to a record label one of my clients (a bloke) is married (sort of) to colin fry the medium
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Nokia 6230i help
http://europe.nokia.com/A4144387 nokia online user guide should do the trick....i had a similar model used to be something under settings...memory options...etc
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Ferrari Badge
nice motor there....Gummy...looks very cool with the black on silver number plate
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Ferrari Badge
Scuderia Ferrari...? i see it was the original company name...some biog on wikipedia explains a bit more