bigmincey

Well done big fella !:bow: Lost nearly two stone myself since March, now down to 15 stone 4lbs. Can even fit into my 34" Wranglers !! Still got 48" tits though ! I cut out beer, fried foods and fizzy juice through the week. Still have me curry at the weekend and a few wee whiskys, but do feel a lot better for it. Aint had the courage to start a Gym or owt, too busy at work at the moment, but maybe, one day ? Alan...........

Sorry to read this Dave. You sound the same as me, couldnt bear to be cooped up in the house all day ! Try and rest up at the weekends fella ! Alan..........

It took my mum a few years back, condolences to you Mike !:( Alan............

Have a shufty at this picture and see if you notice anything ?? Answer below the picture if you get stuck ! . . . . . . . Can you see it? Keep looking at the picture…… Go on….have another look……. Still don’t know…… Go back up and look AGAIN…it’s obvious… Concentrate….still can’t see it ? Ok I’ll tell you….. The orange stripes on the fish spell “F* *K” !!! So…..can you see it now !!!

Try this company Allan, http://www.shiply.com/ My mate got a Pontiac Firebird uplifted from Dewsbury to Glasgow for £130 Alan............

Maybe my warped sense of humour, but this made me laugh ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Alan................

Details are all in the link buddy ! Alan............

Unless you all get your arse in gear and get calling the man ?? The organiser dude is a very nice guy, and will bend the closing date to suit ? http://www.xmembers.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=1098 Alan...........

Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Alan..............

Sounds and looks cool, but them, I am biased. Alan.........

Here talks a man of experience !:bow: Fancy a swally mid week old chap ? :duffer::D:D Alan.............

Hair of the Dog. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_of_the_dog Tried all the usual remedies or preventions, all to varied effects. This may sound a bit lame, but heres the best one ! Dont drink to excess !! Alan..............

http://cars.uk.msn.com/news/photos.aspx?cp-documentid=149414960 Alan...............

Wish your wife was pals with mine and had taken her with her !:slap: Alan.............

Here speaks a man who should be applauded !:bow::bow: Thanks for adding your views mate, I cant really comment as I have no experience in any way of the Armed Forces. But they all have my complete admiration !:) Like yourself, I dont normally get involved in any discussions involving Politics, Football, Religion or even knitting, as I have no knoweledge of any of it, so therefore dont consider myself in a position to rant on about something I know nothing about. My Journeyman used to say that if you cant be a player, be a spectator. Alan.................

Not as such, more sort of satire. Google it. Alan............

Just in case anybody is missing out, heres a few spoof adverts from this months Sniff petrol. http://sniffpetrol.com/ AND ITS A FUNNY, SO TAKE IT IN GOOD SPORT GUYS ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Alan.................

The incident was determined a Scottish one as it "landed" so to speak in a Scottish town, and he was imprisoned in a Scottish jail. The fact that the man was convicted, in Holland by an International panel on dubious evidence supplied by the US during the case doesnt appear to enter into it. Was he used as a scapegoat by Libya ? Many think so as Gadaffi had a sore point. Previously, I think it was 85 or 86 the US sent 2 F111's over to drop leaflets on his palace (but the ordanance guys got mixed up and stuck some fook off bombs on instead). The Maltese prime minister informed the Libyans that the aircraft had entered thier airspace heading towards Tripoli. They evacuated the palace but 50 staff never made it. Included Gadaffi's daughter who was 2 years old at the time. His 2 sons were seriously injured as well. Always another side to an argument tho. Gadaffi and Libya were a major sponsor of terrorist groups at that time. They were behind the Abu Nidal group from the Palastine Liberation Front who hijacked the Achille Lauro cruise liner. They bravely murdered a disabled American and shoved him over the side in his wheelchair. Libyan secret agents were also behind the bombing of a disco in West Berlin where American service personnel were also killed. On the military front, Libya had defied international convention and claimed the Gulf of Sidra and other parts of the Med as national waters and had actively engaged the US Navy at times. Libyan scientists were also working with the Pakistani, AQ Khan, who had developed their nuclear weapons. Ronald Regan had had enough. Gadaffi wasn't the negotiating type at that time so a clear message was sent. If you continue to fook about, you will get it big time. Terrorism, big problem with a few answers. There's only a few limited options with terrorists. You can ignore them and hope the stop. You can give them what they demand like Labour did with the IRA. Or, you can kill them. Look at the situation in Afghanistan now. This will become our Vietnam. We should do the same there. Either give them what they want or kill them all. Initial point was tho, it was a disgrace to set him free ? I dont know, setting all feelings aside, was he the one, or is it that he took the fall and we were desperate to find a subject to aim our feelings at ? I am an American vehicle owner as a few of you may know, and I frequent a number of American car forums. Tell you one thing, the Scots have went down a few rungs in their ladder over the past few days !:( Have a look at this shite for example !:shock: http://www.boycottscotland.com/ One argument is that Libya have loads of oil and we are in there with a shout ? He was used as a political pawn. Our government wouldnt stoop that low, surely ? Aye, right enough ! Sorry if I have offended any race/creed/party with the above ramblings, but tough. I wonder if any of our soldiers currently out there in Afghanistan are thinking to their selves "whats the fukin point" ?? Anyways, me sig says how I feel. Alan...................

Cheers guys, Checked all the fuses and relays, tried an ohms test on all 4 sensors and cleaned and removed everything concerned. Lights are still on. Wonder if a good long drive would help ? Been sitting for nearly 5 month now ! Alan..................

Firstly, it aint on a Zed but on my daughters Ford Puma. Car went through its mot in April, everything ok, no problems. Did around 80 miles in it after the mot and the wee car drives great. The car has been parked up since April and when I went to it this morning, battery had very little life left in it, so jumped started it, no problems. The 2 warning lights, one for the ABS and the other for the Traction Control, or limited slip really, are both staying on after the car is running ?? Cleaned up the ABS Sensors, and the exciter rings and chucked in a new set of pads as well, still the lights on. Disconnected both battery terminals and left it for two hours to maybe reset the ECU, still no joy, dash lights still on. Any other ideas ?? Do you need a reset tool to extinguish the lights ? Road tested it and the ABS seems to be doing its job ok ? All help greatfully appreciated. Ford Puma, 2001, 1.6 Zetec, if it makes any difference ? Cheers in advance troops !:) Alan...................................

Why do I always overlook the obvious ? Will contact them Monday and hopefully they can arrange a quick delivery. I have a meet next weekend and its a few miles away, so as the level in the diff is a wee tadge low, just want to be sure. Cheers Simon !:) Quite funny when I walked in to Halfords today and asked if they could order me the above oil. "Have you checked our shelves sir ?" "No, dont need to as you wont have it, can you order it ?" "Lets have a look at the shelves sir. Ah, we dont have it, let me check. Sorry, we cant help. We can only order "normal" oil and that stuff isnt normal !!" :xxx::xxx: I came out the shop grumbling to myself and my wife remarked, "So then Victor Meldrew, no joy, eh ??" I am getting old. Alan...............

Sounds stupid, but been every where today trying to track down a litre of oil ! Its a gear oil, fully synthetic 75/140. Castrol and Lucas both do it, but nowhere has it. I realise its unusual, but it aint unavailable , surely ? Ebay does it, but the seller is away until 25th August and I need it kinda sharpish. One shop said they could get it, but the minimum order was 12 one litre bottles !!:slap: Anybody able to help here ? Alan..............

Lets not go there ?? 17 tonner up the erse and a Vectra in the side ! Alan.............

Is this guy for real, or is this been faked ?? If its real, bet he is glad he got his maths correct, if its fake, its a goodun ! http://www.liveleak.com/mp.swf?config=http://www.liveleak.com/flash_config.php?token=8bc_1249568641%26embed=1 Alan..............

My daughter is working in China and she is seven hours in front at the moment. Alan................