bigmincey

Cowell wins either way financially. RATM are linked to Sony and him, so he is quids in no matter what ! Alan.........

Polis up my way would have me in a second !!:devil: Just wanna try and go un-noticed Allan. As best I can on a bungalow with wheels ! Alan........

Long time, no posty !! Welcome back on board Paul ! Alan...........

Working on that as we converse matey !! Pricey tho, even 2nd hand 1 :ohmy: Alan..............

£106 for 6 months. Falls out with the heavy band as its an import !:euro: Alan..

Cheers Murt !!:biggrin: Alan..........

Had my Ram a year now, and the front sidelights always annoyed me. Yank sidelights are amber, over here white obviously. Whoever did the conversion last year when the truck arrived from Texas inserted 5w LED jobbies in, with a medium bluey tinge ! Legal, but not quite my cuppa !:huh: Anyways, heres a pic of it as it was last week on just sidelights. Apoligies for the crap pics, my bad photography !!:oops: Purchased a set of Xenon HID bulbs for the headlamps and the foglights from the States, £22 in total, and also doubled up to 2 sidelights in each headlamp. Surprisingly enough, from a Peugeot ??:wink: Dropped the 5w blue LED`s down to the foglights, and hey presto !! Here she sits on just the sidelights !! Anorak, I know !!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1234929/Cheating-death-The-moment-British-photographer-narrowly-escapes-crushed-runaway-drag-race-car.html Alan.....................

Jingle Bells Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public to travel on. The risk assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly if passengers are of larger proportions. Please note, permission must be gained from landowners before entering their fields. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance. While Shepherds Watched While shepherds watched Their flocks by night All seated on the ground The angel of the Lord came down And glory shone around The union of Shepherd's has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available. Shepherds have also requested that due to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year that they should watch their flocks via cctv cameras from centrally heated shepherd observation huts. Please note, the angel of the lord is reminded that before shining his / her glory all around she / he must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory. Little Donkey Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load The RSPCA have issued strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load that a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period. Please note that due to the increased risk of pollution from the dusty road, Mary and Joseph are required to wear face masks to prevent inhalation of any airborne particles. The donkey has expressed his discomfort at being labelled 'little' and would prefer just to be simply referred to as Mr. Donkey. To comment upon his height or lack thereof may be considered an infringement of his equine rights. We Three Kings We three kings of Orient are Bearing gifts we traverse afar Field and fountain, moor and mountain Following yonder star Whilst the gift of gold is still considered acceptable - as it may be redeemed at a later date through such organisations as 'cash for gold' etc, gifts of frankincense and myrrh are not appropriate due to the potential risk of oils and fragrances causing allergic reactions. A suggested gift alternative would be to make a donation to a worthy cause in the recipients name or perhaps give a gift voucher. We would not advise that the traversing kings rely on navigation by stars in order to reach their destinations and suggest the use of RAC routefinder or satellite navigation, which will provide the quickest route and advice regarding fuel consumption. Please note as per the guidelines from the RSPCA for Mr Donkey, the camels carrying the three kings of Orient will require regular food and rest breaks. Facemasks for the three kings are also advisable due to the likelihood of dust from the camels hooves. Rudolph the red nosed reindeer Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows. You are advised that under the Equal Opportunities for All policy, it is inappropriate for persons to make comment with regard to the ruddiness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from the Reindeer Games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence. A full investigation will be implemented and sanctions - including suspension on full pay - will be considered whilst this investigation takes place. Alan............:santa::santa::santa:

PASS THE BUTTER .... please. This is interesting . .. . . . Any body got any facts to alter this ? Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get their money back. It was a light substance with no food appeal so they added the yellow coloring and sold it to people to use in place of butter. How do you like it? They have come out with some clever new flavorings. DO YOU KNOW.. the difference between margarine and butter? Read on to the end...gets very interesting! Both have the same amount of calories. Butter is slightly higher in saturated fats at 8 grams compared to 5 grams. Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by 53% over eating the same amount of butter, according to a recent Harvard Medical Study. Eating butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in other foods. Butter has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few only because they are added! Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the flavors of other foods. Butter has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for less than 100 years. And now, for Margarine.. Very high in trans fatty acids . Triple risk of coronary heart disease. Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad cholesterol) and lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol) Increases the risk of cancers up to five fold. Lowers quality of breast milk. Decreases immune response. Decreases insulin response. And here's the most disturbing fact.... HERE IS THE PART THAT IS VERY INTERESTING! Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being PLASTIC.. This fact alone was enough to have me avoiding margarine for life and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added, changing the molecular structure of the substance). You can try this yourself: Purchase a tub of margarine and leave it in your garage or shaded area. Within a couple of days you will note a couple of things: * no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it (that should tell you something) * it does not rot or smell differently because it has no nutritional value; nothing will grow on it. Even those teeny weeny microorganisms will not a find a home to grow. Why? Because it is nearly plastic. Would you melt your Tupperware an spread that on your toast?

I like that !:cool: I personally would keep it to a Satin black and not a full on gloss, but just my 2 ps worth ! Nice job there fella ! Alan............

Evening Gary, Yup, your sig pic does look like the one I had a quick glimpse off ! Dont sell unless you really have too. Silvers nice and it looked sharp to me and I was in the Whifflet train station !!! Alan..........

Munny, There is a smiley available for this !!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Alan..............:)

D, Probably too late for this, but if its damp, and heating is a problem, nip up your local Tesco or whatever, get a few packs of salt and sprinkle them on the garage floor overnight. It attracts the moisture, keeping it from settling anywhere else. Just a temp thing tho, as it will only last a wee while, but should be enough to get the bumper done. Old trick for ancient classic cars. Get some pics up when finished mate. Alan...

I have no doubt that our world climate is changing. We seem to have a wet or rainy season in UK now ? Wont even go into the poor old Polar bear scenario etc. I may be wrong and flame me if you want, but this world is constantly evolving, be it for the better or the worse ? Alan........

One of their best, cracking Vid !!! Alan.............

Fantastic Phill, put me down for the 23rd, I feel lucky ! Hers one I made earlier !!! ALAN. . . . . . . . . .

Whoohoo girl !!:dance::dance::hyper::D:D Wheres that jug of Puchine ??:duffer: Good luck on your new start Mylady ! ;) Alan.........

Coachbuilder, erm, thats it ! ALAN..........

Is this possible ?? http://s82.photobucket.com/albums/j274/bigmincey/videos/?action=view&current=How_to_Wash_Your_Car_with_only_One_.flv Alan............

How you embed vids ? [YOUTUBE]8cCI_XDQWb0[/YOUTUBE] Newish= [YOUTUBE]VQuKo3SevVA[/YOUTUBE] Alan..........

I can still remember when there was no running water !! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I`ll get me coat ! Alan,,,,,,

Thin Lizzy is the most common ? Metallica is, well, erm, urm, better ???? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oKLq1JD3vU Alan.............

Fook me Sandy, it was too quick !! :p Dont think so tho ? Was reversing the Ram into a wee too small space at the train station and still seen it ! Damn nice tho, caught my eye ! Alan............

We all have our favourite songs, be they Chart, Album, Single or Emotion based. Cover versions are a big thing at the moment. This thread is where you can post your Cover Version opinions. Rock, Blues, Dance or any of that new stuff ! A few rules ?? Youre choice of song that you post must have been done before, by an artist, song-writer, group or whatever. Simples !! Lets get the ball rolling with a few examples. Creedence Clear Water Revival had a single with a song called, Up around The Bend. This was redone by Hanoi Rocks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEYtUcIKHTM Or ? Cameo, Word Up, Vs GUN ?? All kindsa music welcome. Alan............