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Scottish cat, he`s hardcore !!:thumbup1: Alan......

11 months ? Shame. Real cutey as well. We have four at the moment, or 3 and a strange one ! 3 tabbys, all neutered and one tom, still with everything intact. A rocket !! Kai, the old mum. Kira, daughter of Kai. Kaz, the grumpy one. And finally !! The rocket !! Kody ! Heres what he can wander in like any time of the day ! Dont know what got him, but he was sore for a few days ! He is wild ! Alan........

Go on, you know you want too !! Wouldnt be without any of ours ! Alan..........

The house aside the hill is a belter and Jen looks pretty as well ! Thanks for sharing Si. Alan............

MOT stations have at least 17 ways to fail a number plate these days, and its a £30 fine (no points) for being pulled with wrong plates. " Size and spacing of characters: special cases 14A. - (1) This regulation applies in relation to any vehicle imported into the United Kingdom which - (a) does not have European Community Whole Vehicle Type Approval; and (b) is so constructed that the area available for the fixing of the registration plate precludes the display on the plate of a registration mark in conformity with the requirements of regulation 14. (2) In relation to a vehicle to which this regulation applies - (a) each character in the registration mark must be 64 millimetres high; (b) the width of each character of the mark, other than the letter "I" and the figure "1", must be 44 millimetres; © the width of every part of the stroke forming a character in a mark must be 10 millimetres; (d) the spacing between any two characters within a group must be 10 millimetres; (e) the vertical spacing between groups of characters must be 5 millimetres; (f) the width of a margin between the mark and the top and lateral sides of the registration plate must be not less than 5 millimetres; (g) the space between the bottom of the mark and the bottom of the registration plate must be not less than 13 millimetres; but, within that space, the space between the bottom of the mark and the top of the name and postcode of the person by whom the plate was supplied must be not less than 5 millimetres."[3] Signed by authority of the Secretary of State for Transport. Alan......

Some of the cat and some of other things. Kai destroying the Xmas tree. Kai loves warm hoods ! 6.00am, Red Sea sunrise, Egypt 2007. 56 year old chopped and modded Ford Pop, out of the Paintshop last week ! Alan...................

Anything over 36"/900mm long and normally 7/8"/22mm thick and its a wee bit unstable. Depends on how much power its gonna handle tho, and in what capacity ? Alan

Seen him live three times and he was note perfect !! Sad loss to Rock music !:(:( Long live rock`n`roll ! Alan.........

How bendy is that guy ? Brill. Music one here. Clever and funny, and how do they remember whats coming next ?? Subtitles are included. Alan.........

LPG/SRT10 ?? LPG/Zed ?? Purchase another vehicle to satisfy your daily needs, and keep the performance for the special days ! Or have one vehicle you really like and enjoy it ? This is coming from a driver who drives a V8 Hemi as his every day driver. One mot, one road tax, one insurance and one up-keep. Alan.....

You know it makes sense ! Alan......

Only if we make whisky and V8`s compulsory !! :wheelchair: Alan....

Just because he is Scottish, doesnt mean we want him back !!:whistling: One for all you Labour supporters out there ? You'll remember the Lisbon Treaty of Europe? The one that Labour promised a referendum on in their 2005 manifesto? The one that they then claimed was just a "tidying up excersise" and therefore we didn't need a referendum on? The very same one that Gordy signed by flying in the day after the official ceromony when all the cameras had gone? Yes, that one. It's just a treaty. Doesn't affect Britain at all. I mean, one of the minor points of the treaty is that qualified majority voting counts for pushing through directives. Under the old system, Britain (and everyone else) had a Veto. Now, we don't, thanks to Gordy. What could possibly go wrong?.............................. Quote: Originally Posted by The Daily Telegraph British taxpayers ordered to bail out euro Britain faces paying out billions of pounds under a European Union deal intended to prevent another financial crisis like the one in Greece. All 27 EU finance ministers have been summoned to Brussels on Sunday to sign up to a “European stabilisation mechanism. Britain will be unable to veto this as it will be put through under the “qualified majority voting” system. The deal, effectively to shore up the euro, was denounced as a “stitch-up” last night after it emerged Nicolas Sarkozy, the French President and Angela Merkel, the German Chancellor, had devised it behind closed doors and were attempting to push it through at a time when there is no clear government in Britain. Euro-zone leaders are attempting to get round objections from countries such as Britain by invoking Article 122 of the Lisbon Treaty, intended to enable a collective response to natural disasters. This does not need unanimous agreement. British exposure to liabilities created by a bail-out under the scheme would amount to around 10 per cent of the total loan. If a country failed to repay, the cost to Britain would be £10 billion (£8.6 billion) for every £100 billion on which it defaulted. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...-out-euro.html Just to summerize then. Labour promise a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty. Labour go back on the referendum and deny the people a say. Labour bankrupts the country ensuring that any government has to make cuts. Britain, whilst virtually bankrupt, becomes responsible for 10% of the debts of countries like Greece, Portugal, Spain, Uncle Tom Cobbley and all, effectively having to prop up a foreign currency. Thanks Gordy ! :cowboy: Alan..........

This man has forgot more than I know !! Alan....

My daughter calls home once or twice a week from China. Neither my wife or I need to be online ?? We are with Virgin. She also phones her gran who is with BT with no internet or any add ons. Think she said her last call which was around 70 minutes was nothing ? Can check and get back to you Si ? When we dial 1471, it comes up a local number which was designated to her by Skype. Not entirely sure how it works, but will find out for you if you want ? Alan........

Scottish welcome as well mate !! Alan..........

Somebody has to get this off the drawing board ?? Absolutely stunning !!! Alan.............

In view that our Cyclops leader may be on his way out, here are a few Scottish expressions and words. I have taken the liberty to explain each one after the Scottish list !! By the way, we dont want Gordy back up here any more than you want him down there ! Enjoy !! 1.... ye can properly pronounce; McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. 2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie. 3. Ye get four seasons in wan day. 4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert. 5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink. 6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class! 7. Ye measure distance in minutes. 8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family. 9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean. 10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds. 11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it. 12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date. 13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel. 14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. 15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. 16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel. 17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure. 18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums. 19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals . 20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard these words... how's it hingin clatty boggin cludgie pished get it up ye wee beasties arse bandit amurny away an bile yer heid peely-wally humphey backit Ba'-heid baw bag dubble nuggit In the Queens English ! 1: How to pronounce ? Say as you see. a, McConnochie....Makonakey. b, Ecclefechan......Ekillfekan. c, Milngavie..........Mullguy d Sauchiehall........Sockyhall. e, St Enoch...........Saint Eenok. f, Auchtermuchty...Oktermukty. g, Aufurfuksake..... Oh For Goodness Sake ! 2: Pizza, dipped in batter and then deep fried. 3: The weather can blow a gale, blazing sunshine, pour down with rain, Blizzard with snow and be minus 10 all within an 8 hour period !! This is true ! 4: You find it difficult to pass a take-away hot food shop, while under the influence of alcohol. 5: While drunk, you can fall over and not spill a drop from your glass, bottle etc. 6: Shell suits, Burberry hats, etc Fashionable ? Make your own mind up on this one. 7: For example: The bus station is only 10 minutes away. 8: Their is a member, or members of your immediate family, that behave like the comedy character, Rab C Nesbitt, and you agree with his philosphies. 9: Saltcoats is a quant fishing village by the sea. 10: You can make a whole sentence using only swear words of one form or another. Obviously the use of pronouns and incorrect adverbs are acceptable ! 11: You know what is in a haggis, and still eat it !!! 12: Your wedding date is planned well in advance, so it doesnt coincide with an important football fixture. ie the Old Firm Derby. 13: While at a wedding that was incorrectly planned, the main football scores will be read out in church, chapel etc. Usually an Old Firm Derby. see above. 14: Your local corner shop should sell all of lifes essentials. ie Hot food, cold drinks, alcohol, tobacco, Pampers etc 15: Holiday home is a caravan. 16: Stolen car or driven by a drug dealer. 17: Soft drink called "IRN-BRU" is the best thing for drinking the morning after a big night on the tiles. 18: You could use expletives before you could use basic arithmetic. 19: You understand all of the above and find it amusing enough to forward on to your friends. 29: Most folks from Glasgow have used at least 2 of these words today. a. How`s it hingin ?................How are you doing ? b. Clatty................................Dirty, unclean. c. Boggin...............................Really dirty, very unclean. d. Cludgie..............................W.C. toilet e. Pished................................Drunk. f. Get It Up Yae !.....................And The Same To You ! g. Arse Bandit.........................Poof, gay person. h. Amurny..............................I am not. i. Away an bile yer heid...........Get stuffed ! j. Peel Wally...........................Pale or sickly looking. k. Humphy Backit...................Someone with a hump or hunch back. l. Ba heid...............................Someone with a round face, like a football, usually a bit stupid. m. Baw bag............................Scrotum. n. Dubble nuggit......................Two scoops of ice cream, sandwiched between two layers of thin wafer, each layer filled with nougat cream. Delicious !! If I have missed anything, or made a mistake, please feel free to rectify !! Alan.........

Its only 5 miles from me, sorely tempted to go for a look out of curiosity ? Alan.....

850`s are the dogs danglies ! Mikes a prick, Would rather have the Jensen Int above all the rest ! V8`s rule !! Alan...........

K reg I think, silver, spoilerless rear end, factory alloys in Morrisons car park in Airdrie, around 3.00pm ish this afternoon ? Alan.......

Any X-Factor, BGT type reality shows, Folks who dont use their indicators, Haemorrhoids, Cold plates with hot food in a restuarant, When they put ice in your drink without asking, The British justice system, Scroungers/loafers/pikeys, Lazy people, Paying road tax and dodging potholes, Advocaat, bad memories ! Folks who let their dogs $hit in the street, Parents with obese kids ?? Get a grip and teach them FFS ! Could go on forever, as I aint sarcastically known as old Victor Meldrew for nothing ! Alan...........

Cheers Vijay !! Quick and easy, and it works in the far East !!:walkman: Cheers Champ !:gunsmilie: Alan..............

You might need to play around, but it translates this page; http://www.hotstuff-cp.co.jp/company/ To this page; http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_url?doit=done&tt=url&intl=1&fr=bf-home&trurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hotstuff-cp.co.jp%2Fcompany%2F&lp=ja_en&btnTrUrl=Translate Alan..........

This any help ? http://babelfish.yahoo.com/ Alan...........