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Its national sound check day ! 1 2, 1 2, 1 2, testing ! Alan..........

Apoligies for the spelling mistake in the title ! !:blink:

Nuf said !! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3c0_1351184890 Alan..............

Or is it obsession ? Dunno, but after 28 pages, its gonna be correct ! http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=148000 Alan...............

Happy birfday wee man !! Well done dad ! Alan.......

Took er`indoors out today for a wee bit of Xmas shopping. The Dodge Ram still looks out of place in a normal carpark ! I love it !!:laugh: Alan...........

Just had too !!! Alan...........

Playing left-handed like Jimi Hendrix, but he's using a right-handed Strat turned upside down - just like Jimi. He can bloody well play, too !!! Alan...........

Blues on a Flyin V !! Cracking words ! Alan..........

Go Robert ! I reckon it would be a great night ! Weekend or school night ? Just about to purchase our tickets for Roger Waters doing The Wall at Wembley ! Alan..

Last time he was here, he played the Royal Concert Hall in Glasgow. Alan...........

Thanks mate. That was a sore yin !! Alan...........

Any free streams tonight ? Alan........

Thank **** theres somebody else who shares my thoughts ! Alan..........

Legend. [video=youtube;-G84P5K-W1c] Alan......

Not a fan of cover versions, but, this one great band !! Alan..........

Weekend off, we swaly on the go, aint driving tomorrow ! So ? The "dad" refers to Baghdad ! As featured in the Sons Of Anarchy, Half Sacks Funeral. Alan.......

Dont even want to know where Ford got the name of the "Probe" ! :blink: Alan..........

Good news. Big pat on the back mate. Alan......

Well done mate, its nice when you fight and win your corner. One thing tho ? Dont fall foul of said Policeman, or any of his mates, he already knows where you live and what you drive !:shifty: Alan.........

Send him my regards as well. He helped me out a few times when I was a newbie to the Zed scene ! Alan........

We tried various positions - round the back, on the side, up against a wall... but in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed. She stood before me, trembling in my shed. "I'm yours for the night," she gasped, "You can do whatever you want with me." So I took her to McDonalds. She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot. Ever since she read THAT book, I've had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles. She still manages to get into the shed, though. "Put on this rubber suit and mask," I instructed, calmly. "Mmmm, kinky!" she purred. "Yes," I said, "You can't be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof." "I'm a very naughty girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished." So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend. "Harder!" she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. "Harder!" "Okay," I said. "What's the gross national product of Nicaragua?" I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat. "Are you sure you can take the pain?" she demanded, brandishing stilettos. "I think so," I gulped. "Here we go, then," she said, and showed me the receipt. "Hurt me!" she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench. "Very well," I replied. "You've got fat ankles and no dress sense." "Are you sure you want this?" I asked. "When I'm done, you won't be able to sit down for weeks." She nodded. "Okay," I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay. "Punish me!" she cried. "Make me suffer like only a real man can!" "Very well," I replied, leaving the toilet seat up. "Pleasure and pain can be experienced simultaneously," she said, gently massaging my back as we listened to her Stepps CD... Alan...........

I know absolutely nothing about telescopes and such, but the pics are amazing ! Keep snapping away troops, I love pics ! Alan......

He looks a belter mate ! They make great pets ! Scottish actress is devoted to them; http://www.desboroughtown.co.uk/greyhounds/contact_us.htm Alan..........

Mate seen them last month in Glasgow and said they were awesome !! ALAN..