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Love this ! [video=youtube;e-OK7sS855M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-OK7sS855M Alan...........

LMFAO ! Alan.........

Alan.........

I know mate. The wife and the daughter shat out and it was left to me. Must admit, when the wee assistant came into the room and shouted my name and asked if I wanted the collar ? I held it together, but just to the car. Just had a shufty throo my pics, and realised it was afore we had the digi camera ! Alan.....

The day after we were at the vet with Jade, our Alsatian/Doberman cross, who was 11 year old, and was put out of her misery, the place I work, is hard, to say the least, called me Douglas ! Dug less for those who cant connect ! Bassa`s !! Made me smile in a perverse fashion tho ! Alan...........

Nowt wrong wi feelings lad ! Those without em, are dead or tampered wi ! Alan......

She was a real cutie judging by that pic Gaz. Agree with the sentiments above, been there, done that and its fooking shit. No dogs any longer, just cats, and we love em. Its coming to us in the future ! Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart. Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together.... Author unknown... Alan.............

Love this guy ! Controvesh.... ****raver....Contraversh..... Talked about dude ! Heres one of his best !! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BajeBFEn5Q Alan............

My daughter has been working and living in China for almost five years now. If you are wealthy, the law can be made to suit you. Money talks louder over there than it does over here. I feel sorry for his family, but if it deters at least one person and perhaps saves a life, then its worth it ? Nice car. (was) Alan.........

Any help ? http://www.visitlochness.com/things-to-do/attractions.php http://www.visithighlands.com/inverness-loch-ness/ Alan............

I would leave it smooth ! Just because I think it looks great. Beautifull car Funkysi and my hat goes off to you in spades for parking it up ! No way could I garage a car coz it was cold/wet/salty roads/raining/snowy etc ? Its a car, and it should be driven. I can understand the reasons for folks doing it, but, (shudders) not me ! Alan..........

Something stinks here ??? 21 year old yank for president !! Alan..........

Total fill on my Dodge Ram last monday, should say, the light came on the day before ?? Normal unleaded, right to the brim from Tesco ?? £146.89. I stil love my truck ! Alan.......

Its a big window, and the bunnet is up really far ? Plenty of scope !! Alan .....................

http://www.financialjesus.com/saving-money/10-countries-with-cheapest-gas-prices-in-the-world/ Alan.............

A few names from the past there !:detective: I joined this forum in 2004, the year before this thread started ! I had just bought my first Zed with a gubbed engine.:hammer: Seen a few names come and go in my 4 different Zed cars, but how I wish petrol was that price again !!:sad: In saying that, my first gallon of 4 star for my 1275gt Mini was 49p a gallon !! I`m only 51 by the way !! :whistling: Alan...........

Aldi then ? **** me, it wouldnt matter where you went in it ! Alan...........

As Billy Connolly says; Money cant buy you happiness, but it does make you miserable in comfort ! Alan........

Alan.............

: Deffo a Twin Turbo girl !!:whistling: Alan...........

Awesome !!! Just showed the missus ! No !! Alan............

Can you have your burger delivered in a Jaguar XJ220 !! http://www.crankandpiston.com/on-the-road/jaguar-xj220-fastest-delivery-vehicle-in-the-world/ Alan.................

Am I missing something here ?? Heres the job advert; http://feweek.co.uk/.../2013/09/Kwik-Fit-original-advert.pdf 24 weeks ?? 39 hours a week ?? All you get is your bus fare and a certificate ?? Is this the best there is out there for young lads ? I wonder how many folks, due to peer pressure, jobsworthy jobcentre staff, or just that desperate in the hope of maybe getting kept on at the end of 24 weeks, will actually apply for this ? Alan....

Stick the rear end up in the air when you bleed. Jack, ramps whatever. Alan..............

Jeezo man !!:oops: Am too auld for that as well !! Alan..........