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Dont be a neighbour to her, be a friend. Even the offer to chat or help out will be most welcome to her. Yeah mate, life is unfair sometimes. Alan.................

A few apoligies and thank you`s in order here methinks. Sorry for posting while drunk !! :nelson: Unless your Neil Morris, and can post amusing things, maybe better not ! ;) Neil mate, keep on it, you are one of a kind !! Many thanks to all who gave their kind thoughts. When the day comes next Monday, I might need all the help I can get ! :cry: Phil, Rich and Hugh. Cheers for the contact numbers. Had one hellava head this morning ! :hurl: Self inflicted. Showed my wife this thread and after she had read it all, she asked how many of these guys had I actually met ? When I said none of them, she was shocked ! :eek: The genuine guys on this forum will know this when I say it. THANKS. For all the feedback on tech probs, queries, funnies etc This has to be the dogs dangly bitz of all sites !! ;) Not having a bevvy tonight as my liver is in re-hab !! Cheers, Alan..................

Hi guys, Absolutely, totally drunk as a drunk thing. I stay in Scotland and my dad stays in Hookwood, Horley in Surrey. Stayed, is the proper word as he died at the weekend. Wasn`t a surprise as he has been ill for sometime, but still a bummer. Its only just after 10.30pm, but methinks I have a few more whiskies to sink. No love lost between us, lot of water under the bridge etc, etc Cant really explain why I am writing this just pissed I suppose. :( alan....

*****x !!! :( Been away all week !! Takes a while to catch up ! ;) Alan.......

France has its 1st casualty of bird flu. Alan..........

Always check the joke section for Dave`s latest ! Alan.........

Apoligies if anybody has put this up before ! ;) If not, its er, unusual ?? ;) http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Nissan-300ZX-Funny-Car-Dragster-Body_W0QQitemZ4583367906QQcategoryZ18301QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Alan.......

There are jobs out there that are worse than mine !! Alan........

Just in case any of you are dresing up for Halloween, some costumes are just so wrong on the wrong people !! Enjoy, Alan........

COOL !! :D Alan........

Aint got my Zed any longer as you know, but hopefully very soon. Count me in. Went karting at Clydebank, Scotkart 2 weeks ago with the work. Great fun !! :D Got blacked flag tho !! :( Nice underground carpark that is nice and safe. http://www.scotkart.co.uk/ Alan.....

Just re-read my last post. I still have all 2 arms and legs. Just feels like a Zed costs you an arm and a leg !! :rofl: Must lay off the Stella !! Alan.....

November is only 14 days away ! ish. I meant, respect due mate !! ;) Dont wanna shag ya ! :x: There are 2 types of motor fans. Dreamers and do`ers You are a do`er! Before I lost my arm and leg, I was a do`er too! ;) Alan......

I reckon, You will have this beasts heart beating by ?? Mid November ! ;) LOL !! :D Never met you mate, but would like too one day !! Git "R" done !! Alan........

12 !! :confused: Couldnt concentrate !! Alan..........

Funny how you cant read that without singing it in your head ! ;) VERY happily married for 21yrs, 3mths and some days. So much so that we went to Gretna Green last year, on our 20th, and renewed our vows over the anvil !! :D Secret is, hold fire till you get the right one ! ;)

Whahey !! Alan......

Try http://www.findit.co.uk under Cars, American, parts & accessories. Free ad and you can name your price, give or take. Alan..

We could always get Dangerous Dave to try it out ?? :smw: Alan.

BUMMER !! :( Have a few beers tonight and chill mate. Alan.

I make a point of turning a blind eye ! ;) After all, how can I moan about £28 Elizabeth Arden make-up, when I just spent £128 on a silly wee bit of plastic and wires, as she calls it ? Was actually a Hypertech Chip from the States. As long as she spends a wee bit at her Ann Summers parties, its ok ! :x: Alan...

Who cares what it drives !!! He is a "FUD" !!! :xxx: :xxx: ps. 1st time I have used that smilie on this forum ! Alan......

GOOD LAD, KEEP AT IT ! ;) Alan.......

:nelson: :slap: Sorry mate, you said Firebird, not Camaro. Must try and not drink Stella in the afternoon. Alan..........

Try this one; http://www.z/28.com Alan.....