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Seriously big guy, A hot, hot bath, Ibuprofen, not Paracetamol, and red wine ! ;) Hot bath raises the body temp, Ibuprofen then does the biz, and the red wine thins the blood and lets it all go smoothly !! Shame you cant manage the hot curries. Chilli or hot pepper dishes work just the same. Go for a Merlot wine, supposed to be the best. Failing that, this wee nurse might help ? ;) Alan........... [/img]

All year round for me. Alan.....

AT LAST !! :bow: Somebody else that measures the same as me !! :nana2: 1cm diameter, and an 1" long !! :D Metricimperial !! You have made my night bud ! ;) I am constantly getting ribbed at work for this. Cheers, Alan........

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Alan..............

As above, sorry if its a repost ! http://community.webshots.com/slideshow/554484046vWZPVZ?mediaPosition=1&track_pagetag=/page/photo/rides/cars&track_action=/Shortcuts/Slideshow Alan..........

I can remember many, many years ago, I was 30 ! :eek: Scottish greetings from up here as well mate ! Alan...........

Used this company before, no problems ! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NISSAN-300ZX-87-94-XENON-HEADLIGHT-BULBS-HID-UPGRADE_W0QQitemZ250080548619QQihZ015QQcategoryZ72235QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Alan.........

http://crazyjim.ramelot.com/14seconds.htm Alan...............

:rofl: :rofl: Wasnt posting a question, but get your drift ! ;) Alan........

Sorry bud ! :) First time I have heard it, or read it even ! Must try and stay in more ! ;) Alan..........

I have unashamedly stolen this from another site. How many forum members does it take to change the light bulb? 1 To change the light bulb & to post that the light bulb has now been changed. 14 To share similar experiences of changing light bulbs, & how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 To warn about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 7 To point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 5 To harass the spell checkers. 3 To correct spelling/grammar harassers. 6 To argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid. 15 To claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling. 1 To move this thread as this one is not about light bulbs & remind people to post threads under correct headings. 11 To defend the posting of this thread saying that we all use light bulbs & therefore the post is relevant to this group. 23 To debate which method of changing light bulbs is best, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique & what brands are useless. 6 To post links to where you can see examples of different light bulbs. 1 To post a link to ebay, showing a funny light bulb for sale. 4 To post that the links were posted incorrectly & then post the corrected links. 13 To quote all posts in their entirety including all headers and signatures, & add "Me too". 12 To say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs" 5 To tell a funny story about their chickens & a light bulb. 1 Lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now & start the discussion all over again Alan.................

Thein. Alan............

Mine was on the passenger side, in the middle of an oil feed line, or an oil return line ?? Quite easy to get to, and there is one wire connected to it, covered by a rubber boot. Alan.........

Neil, Welcome to the club, good choice ! Just renewed my Import TT with Sureterm Direct. Contact details are: Tel: 0870 2020230, http://www.sureterm.com Based in Cambridge. Thet specialise in Imports, Yanks etc. Classic and collectors policy, fully comp, All glass cover, stereo cover, breakown and recovery cover and legal expense cover came to £268. I am 45, clean licence, and have another car at my disposal to use on a daily basis. Think they are open till 8.00pm weekdays, not sure about weekends. Cover can be up front, or spread over 6 months or a year, although they charge a wee bit extra for that. Hope this helps. Alan................

Just to have a car that goes all summer, lets me get to the stuff I want to get too, and doesnt break down ! :) Aah ! I own a Zed ! :rolleyes: In reality, Repair the crack on the front bumper, 60k service and thats it ! :) Drive it and have fun !! :cool: Later on this year when the finances are back up ?? Whoooo ! Imagination runs riot ! ;) Alan.................

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing same thing to them at funerals. Alan................. :)

You read of these people that find an old barn with a few relics tucked away, and a few turns out to be a gem ! :) If anybody can translate Portugese, please tell me what goes on here ! :confused: A true barn find !!! Half way down the thread ! http://forum.autohoje.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=97706&whichpage=7 Alan......................

This driver has great reflexes, as well as full underwear !! :shock: http://videos.streetfire.net/category/Dyno+Pulls/14/dbba1ad4-8e19-4840-9287-986b00ab7a96.htm Alan.............

Smaller kidney stones !! :tongue: Alan...........

Fookin felt like it when I passed that kidney stone !! :headvswal :headvswal Alan..........

Nae bother Si !! :p Alan..........

I got a bit cut off mine when I was wee !! :rolleyes: Alan.......

Got a small crack in my front bumper, which the previous owner put there ! :rolleyes: Will be changing the front bumper, but in the meantime want to repair it, so, got this mixed up today. Basecoat, KH2, 89 Import, Charcoal Grey. Used this company before, and excellent stuff. Alan........... [/img]

Anybody got a spare one lying around, or wheres the best place to get a new one ?? Phoned Nissan today, mainly for a laugh ! :rolleyes: Crazy price and over a week to wait !! Car is an 89, tt, auto. Cheers. Alan...............

Aye ! Alan...