Ajay

What's worrying is that you clarified which ones they were!! :D ;)

I agree. :)

Two Thousand. Yay...yippee... :)

Nah.....why break the habit of a lifetime? ;)

Shall I post anything worthwhile?

Getting closer now....

....just to get me to 2000. :D

My thanks. I might aim for it tonight! :D

D'oh!....yes...Yes it would. :D So I've had the Zed nearly 5 years and been on here for just 2 of them. :)

Ah shurrup. :p Gave you another excuse to post, did it not? ;) :D

In fact, it IS my 3 yearly postday anniversary! :eek: Hooray! :D

Happy Post day! I'm coming up to my 3 yearly postday here. :D

I'm sorry, Barks. ;)

...to Chris C! :D Happy Birthday! :D

Usually, go to http://www.msn.com and download Messenger for your version of Windows. :) Then add the nutcases to your contacts list and you'll have more messages than you can shake a long and wibbly stick......at*!!! :D *apologies for the end of the sentence there.... ;)

Pas de probleme, mon amie. :);) You'll love your Zed, you know you will. ;)

=nods= Sometimes if you leave a gap between first and second fill up, it goes much more smoothly and quicker. But there are times when you're squeezing that nozzle and it just doesn't seem to get you anywhere. ;) :D

Gezackly...and you have to choose just the right pump too! No dirty nozzles in the petrol neck! Dirty petrol makes for a bumpy ride and leaves grit in the bottom! :) Insert the nozzle, squeeze gently and hear the fluid rushing to fill the tank and imagine just how far you can go when full! (With a Zed TT, about 6 metres on a full tank! ;)) However - a note of caution! Get the angle wrong and it prematurely cuts off! Then it's a fiddle to get it started again. But get it right first time and you'll soon be purring up the road enjoying the freedom and exhilaration! :D

2 stroke "creamy" heads are definitely no good. It's an Optimax pour all the way. Quality over quantity. The antici................... .................................. .................................. .................................. .................................. ...........................pation of the pour is half the fun. ;)

Well, you know what they say - practice makes perfect. ;) At first I got the angle all wrong and it just spilled everywhere and if you do it too fast it just explodes all over the glass making a very sticky mess. ;) :D

Of course! Can't just come out with out-landish claims like that and expect me to swallow it............hook, line and sinker. Proof was required! ;) :D

:D :D :D With all that effort, I'm surprised they left you to pick up the glass on your own and didn't tilt the pub so that the liquid formed a perfect arc and all you had to do was open your mouth and swallow. ;) :D ;) (Hmmmmmm.......those words seem familiar..... )

PMSL!! Well a room in your house then unless the pub has laid on internet access just for its favourite member. :p :D You can't see my fibblin....! :eek:

The car. :D safe>

And just in keeping.... CORNER!!!