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Anywhere I say it is. "If you have to ask, you cant prove me wrong" will be my motto!!!! :tongue:

Thats fantastic, good work!

Well you don’t expect me to use knowledge and facts to diagnose problems do you :rolleyes: I've got my guessing down to a fine art now. Will be branching out into building space suits next, plenty of guestimation for me there! :hyper:

Well I might as well start my own garage thats fixes Zeds. Look in the Help and advise section and you will see I have given 4, yes thats right count them, 4 correct answers in a row to questions about Zeds!!! :dance: :dance: I make the dufferman look simple when it come to knowing about Zeds now! :p I'll get my coat. :slap:

Will do mate, thanks for that. :bow:

Good luck to you mate, be nice to see an owner selling up get a good amount of money for their car. Nick. :duffer:

Sorry i was not very clear, sounds like your PTU has given up the ghost, give Mike at MJP in the traders area a bell, he can sort you out.

PTU. Thats 4!!!!!! :hyper: :hyper:

Yup. Water in airfilter will do it. (Can I make it 3 in two weks?) :dance:

The church is in uproar about it! I think its feckin funny myself.

I called O2 and they just said we cant do anything but give the number to our fraud department, but there has been no crime so nothing can be done and the police will say the same.

:bow: See! this site can work in harmony and peace!

Just had a calll from a company caiming to be O2, my phone people. They were calling from a mobile phone so knew is was not O2. They asked We understand your account is up for renewal december/january is that correct? To which I answered I have no idea, then they asked we understand you have a Direct Debit is this correct? I do but answered no. then they asked can you confirm which bank you use? At which point I hung up. they called from this number 07834 765022 If you get a call from this number dont answer it!!!!!

WHAT!!!! I might be right again!!!! thats TWICE in two weeks!!! :dance: :dance:

Have the tires removed from the rims and then put back on? Oh hang on I'm guessing again, dont listen to me. Sorry :slap:

Wow, not one to jump in on other peoples arguments but Jeff, sort it out mate. Ryan was only trying to make sure a forum member did not spend money needlessly, nothing more. Buy getting him to do simple things like cleaning connectors first. You really are not doing yourself any favours with you snidey posts and :xxx: attitude. Sorry to jump in on this but it needs to be said. Nick.

Right, I have decided I want to have a look in space and have come up with some great plans for my spaceship. Draw your own spaceship and post it here! But my one is best cos It has Girls Aloud in it and they are all gagging for it. And Terry Wogan on top to guid us on our magical journey :D :hyper:

Employ a team of smurfs. They are hard working little buggers and get them to hold it in place for you. Or find a tiny hatstand and wedge it under the controler, that'll do it.

You could not do it, bet you dont realise how much stuff has a trace of alcohole in it that we use every day. Not condoning drink driving in any way, but saying no alcohole is unrealistic.

Yeah but you can punt one of them 50 yards down the road a lot easyer! ;)

Whore! ;)

I went the whole weekend without putting some insane drunken shite post on the forum!!!! :dance: Mum will be so proud. :D

Would have thought a post in Membership and Club Enquiries would be a better move than General Discussion? Thats what the thread is there for, no?

I'd be telling her, Here's £2 go get the bus.

how much it is worth and how much someone will be willing to pay are two different things with zeds at the mo. Good one like yours should be worth 7k??? You'll be lucky to get 4.