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LOL p#ss myself at the sarcastic responce!!!!

Fook me!!!! Tommo sorry to hear of this bud. I dont really know what to say except my deepest sympathy goes to you and your wife. You dont deserve this! Im shocked. keep things together. You know you have the full support from all your friends on here. Dumb struck comes to mind :shock: :cry: Take care both of you. Mark

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back matey

Welcome buddy, hope you enjoy the club.

rule number 1...........................dont do it LOL. I use to have to try and reverse up my road by spinning the rears to melt the snow then it would grip and shoot me another foot FFS. One year was enough for me LOL

Anyone LOL??

good one bud

Yer andy its like nothing ive seen before. I never knew a car could smoke this bad FFS

Hi ya, im looking at getting rid of the x-wifes pug 206 sport but not sure of how much its worth. Does anyone know of any good online valuers. Its just got to go. Divorce..........................i love it :headvswal

Cheers Chris, how are you anyway. Im gonna spk to Peter Nendles and Danny. Just seen an engine at the DTA website for 950 euro but done 160000 km but beggers cant be choosers at the mo. Why me LOL. :rolleyes:

Well got round to doing my Zed yesterday for the dreaded compression test. All was going well then it happend!!!! :headvswal One of my cylinders was shot :cry: . Not even a reading. All new plugs were put in the day before and were black except one which had been nicely cleaned by the fuel that had decided to flow through it. Pi##ed off is not the word. Does anyone have any idea of how i can get the my car back to the uk. I havent much help out here :cry: :cry: :cry: Why now ffs

buddy, what have you done now after you found this. Just wondering

People on here have had all sorts of probs buddy. I wouldnt even bother searching for ideas or 'i wonder if it could be's'. Just take it back straight away before it causes somthing else to go and then they will try and wiggle out of any repair. Good luck with it matey!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

So you can then buy them from me over here LOL. Chris where you been??

Hi ya, at the moment im living with a girl from Holland. One of her sisters lads aged about 14 got caught playing with fireworks before New year by the police. He got arrested and now has to go and do one days unpayed labour for the council. Imagine trying to do that in the UK!! There would be uproar FFS. I was told thats what any kid has to do if they offend. Its like a school. I say this is why its going so wrong in Britain :nelson: Just thought i'd say!!

Hang the fookers!!!!!!! I hate to hear of this it winds me up. At the moment im living in Holland and you hardly hear of any cars going. Good old Britain!!! God i miss it....NOT!! I think its somthing to do with the police lawing etc over here but thats another thread. Good luck!!!

Green wing so is that the same as getting your brown but with and old person? :x:

Dremel for what buddy, the only way you can do the plenum is remove to polish.

Look on the trader section and speak to luke from the zed centre. He somtimes has these dials around to assist him when he puts a speedo conversion on so it tricks the car. You mean the orig 180 kmh dials!?

Stay away from the dreaded dealers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They havent a fookin clue on the ZX

Andy, no it doesnt it just blows smoke everywere and i mean everywhere. Its bad!!! :headvswal :rant:

Cheers, it happened a few months back before i went away to Afgan. I booted it causing the dipstick to fly out and then burn fuel like mad. Its not possible to drive. I have already changed the PCV valves and have tryed to run the oil out of the manifolds etc but i had the serious running prob. So i checked the plugs and one was soaked really bad. Was gonna carry out compression test because of the dip stick and suspect valve. Just its like the car out of James Bond LOL

Hi everyone, just wondering if anyone can spread some light with a problem. Im overfueling on one cylinder. The plug is soaked and its throwing black smoke and running like phoo!! :headvswal . The plugs are out so im changing them for better ones (which ones though).Its boosted and got a chip in. Im gonna do the usual and check for spark but what else could it be. O2 sensor?? PTU. Ive read many threads now but im stuck out here in Germany without help :rant: . Cus im over here i just cant start pulling stuff off bcus there aint much help. Cheers Jonce