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I've managed to obtain these short films. They are..... 'CHOSEN', directed by Ang Lee 'THE FOLLOW', directed by Wong Kar-Wai 'BEAT THE DEVIL', directed by Tony Scot 'STAR', directed by Guy Ritchie 'AMBUSH', directed by John Frankenheimer 'TICKER' directed by Joe Carnahan 'POWDER KEG', directed by Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu But I can't find the one from above, well actually I cant remember what it was like, as the link on YouTube has been removed! Either way these are really well done short films, and, imho, TICKER is by far the best one of the bunch.

All answers can be posted on this thread :D Oh yeah, I forgot to say.... GOOD LUCK, you'll need it ;) :rofl:

OK, I'm bored, so I thought I'd do a quiz, just in case anyone else is bored also ;) The Rules Let's keep it down to answers only please, no spam or waffle. Only The EXACT film title is acceptable (as checked with IMDb.com) I also want the year of the film :D The actors/characters names have been replaced with Actor 1, Actor 2 etc. Any reference to the film has been removed (if applicable) The first person to give me ALL 20, correctly titled, movie titles with the correct years wins a gold star!! ;) EXTRA>>>>> TEN gold stars for the first person to give me All the correct titles, with all the correct years, AND All the actors saying the quotes in the right order!!! :D Right, here we go........ Film 1; Actor 1: You want me to drive? Actor 2: No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'll drive. Actor 1: Anybody who drives around in this town is suicidal. Film 2; Actor 1: Who took this picture? Actor 2: D-A-D. Actor 1: And you lived with us? Actor 2: Yeah, 10962 Beachcrest Street, Cincinnatti, Ohio. Actor 1: When did you leave? Actor 2: January 12, 1965. Very snowy that day. 12.2 inches of snow that day. Actor 1: Just after Mom died. Film 3; Actor 1: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. Actor 2: Better listen to him, Flounder. He's pre-med. Film 4; Actor 1: We've never lost an American in space, we're sure as hell not going to lose one on my watch! Failure is not an option. ! Film 5; Actor 1: Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath. Actor 2: I'll alert the media. Actor 1: Do you want to run my bath for me? Actor 2: It's what I live for. Film 6; Actor 1: You realize of course that we could never be friends. Actor 2: Why not? Actor 1: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way. Actor 2: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved. Actor 1: No you don't. Actor 2: Yes I do. Actor 1: No you don't. Actor 2: Yes I do. Actor 1: You only think you do. Actor 2: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge? Actor 1: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you. Actor 2: They do not! Actor 1: Do too. Actor 2: They do not. Actor 1: Do too. Actor 2: How do you know? Actor 1: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. Actor 2: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive? Actor 1: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too. Actor 2: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU? Actor 1: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story. Actor 2: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then. Actor 1: I guess not. Actor 2: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York. Film 7; Actor 1: You just can't go around killing people. Actor 2: Why? Actor 1: What do you mean why? 'Cause you can't. Actor 2: Why? Actor 1: Because you just can't, OK? Trust me on this. Film 8; Actor 1: If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir? Actor 2: Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere. Film 9; Actor 1: Well, what do you say, Reverend? You think a prayer's in order? Actor 2: I was just reciting the Shepard's Prayer. Alan Shepard's prayer. Please God, don't let us screw up. Amen. Film 10; Actor 1: We're not just going to let you walk out of here. Actor 2: Who's "we", sucker? Actor 1: Smith, and Wesson, and me. Film 11; Actor 1: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked. Actor 2: Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists. Film 12; Actor 1: I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt, what it is, what it shall be, what it was. The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. Film 13; Actor 1: Sir, regardless of what you may have read in the tabloids, there have never been any spacecraft recovered by our government. Take my word for it. There's no Area 51. There's no recovered space ship. Actor 2: Uh, excuse me, Mr. President. That's not entirely accurate. Actor 3: What? Which part? Film 14; Actor 1: You play with your balls a lot. Actor 2: I do NOT play with my balls. Actor 1: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour! Actor 2: Are you trying to start a fight? Actor 1: No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot. Actor 2: You know what'd make me happy? Actor 1: Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers? Film 15; Actor 1: They're here. Film 16; Actor 1: Then you jump first. Actor 2: No, I said. Actor 1: What's the matter with you? Actor 2: I can't swim. Actor 2: Why you crazy *******, the fall will probably kill you. Film 17; Actor 1: Have you got the nerve to tell me you don't want to marry my son for his money? Actor 2: It's true. Actor 1: Then what do you want to marry him for? Actor 2: I want to marry him for YOUR money. Film 18; Actor 1: I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is! I've gotta get outta here! Film 19; Actor 1: Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this café, but we know that you've never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open. Actor 2: Oh? I thought it was because I let you win at roulette. Actor 1: That is another reason. Film 20; Actor 1: I haven't got a brain... only straw. Actor 2: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain? Actor 1: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they? Actor 2: Yes, I guess you're right.

But you've made 'Such' an impression in that short time Si!!!!!! ;)

As title, I've been a registered/subscribed member here for four years now :bow: And I've just stumbled upon my very first post!! >> http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=20223 Nothing special, but then I wasn't as clued up back then. I was welcomed here by some really good people, and I'm sure a few thought, 'Oh God, not another newbie...' ;) Anyway, heres to another four (and more) years :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: With thanks to Andy, James, Andy, Craig, Dave, Emero, XTT and WillieO for the welcome on my first day here! ;) :bow:

That's not what I mean. I know all about that thread, as I read all the way through it before my last post, but it doesn't state that we are collaborating with ZClub. And the map that has been posted did not show where we were going to be, so I believe Tizer was quite correct in asking, as I'm sure a few others might of been thinking themselves. This is in no way having a go at anyone, just a bit of information that was missing that's all. But one question........... Why does the club feel that it needs to be in with the ZClub?

No disrespect meant Iain, but until this thread appeared today >> http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=96283, I certainly had no idea where our stand was this year :confused: Either way, still a very piss-poor attendees list so far! WTF's happened to everyone?

If you have the BOSE centre speaker, you could utilise it as a separate speaker for a hands-free system!!

Used to have one of them in my local when I was younger, great piece of kit :D

Was watching this the other week, just after I'd installed Vista (as I was looking for updates etc) yeah, very impressive........ But is it really necessary?

No, and that's a real shame, especially compared to how many have attended other years I've been :nono:

Well from what I can see on the map, posted on the official thread, we DON'T have a 300zx.co.uk stand! So if that's the case, and the fact that there are only 13 members who have put there names down, I'll go with another club.

Is this it???? :confused: Four weeks to go, and this is the sum total! Bloody Hell!!! :headvswal :nono: :slap:

As far as I can see from that we're NOT on it!! :confused: So can someone tell us where we're suppose to be?

Si, do I take it you don't like it bud?? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Well, this is why I put it up here ;)

This is the DAMD 350Z Aston Martin lookalike!! What do you think???? :D Nice interior, but I'm not too sure on the body mods.

BTW, bet you can't guess who I work for?? ;) :rofl:

I've received some 'Bumf' from AGO, but due to the lateness of this it's not worth my hassle in organising anything. As Vinz has said we've turned up previous years without booking a plot, so this year won't be any different! Maybe next year, if the apathy isn't here, we can do it properly with a full-on club presence! I should of done something at least a couple of weeks earlier, but, alas, the idea didn't come to me as soon as it could of ;) I'll see you all there, on Vinz's plot :bow: :bow: :D If anyone has any comments of this, or even for next years JAPS, please PM me as I'm always open for stuff to do with this event, as it's so close to me :D

Got to work the other morning, and one of the night team had done this to the back of our van.... :bow: :bow: This is NOT photoshopped (apart from reducing the size) as i have the original still on my phone. This guy really is good artistically, he'll be on the phone doodling away, he's done loads of caricatures of most of the guys at work. What do you think?

Anyone heard of this place? It's in California (http://www.crystalcovestatepark.com/) and they have a monthly Supercar meet there! Anyone who has access to Azureus Vuze can download the video clips of each meet since 2005. Each clip lasts between 3 a 6 minutes each and are in HD (so you need a very decent graphics card to be able to watch them) I've added a screen capture (doesn't do it any justice really). These have all been produced by hdinmotion.com and are really worth a watch (all 20 of them) if you can. Also available on Vuze are a few 350Z short videos and a very nice one of the Skyline R34 Z-Tune, all produced by NihonCar.com Azureus Vuze is available for download from http://www.vuze.com

Hot Fuzz. Never got the chance to see this in the cinema, so got it on DVD the other day and just got around to watching it tonight. If you don't know what it's about see the site http://www.hotfuzz.com Totally brilliant film just as good, if not better than, Shaun Of The Dead. It had me laughing all the way through, nice and gorey (especially for the reporter ;) ), plenty of guns, chases and action. Highly recommended!! :D Shrek The Third Saw this last weekend with the kids, just as funny as the previous two films, complete with kids and adult funnies (disguised obviously ;) ) Very well done yet again, an absolute MUST SEE for those with kids and those without!! :D Film site http://www.shrek.com Enjoy, movie fans :D

Last time this was asked, I thought someone put a photo of a Zed with one already on it :confused:

:duffer: Spot-on :D

It was on last night at 9:15 (well 9:25 actually, as it was ten minutes late ;) ) Or if you mean TISWAS generally, then it was on in the Seventies!! :D Also in the early Eighties, they brought out a Saturday late night version with the same crew and called it O.T.T.! Which, if my memory serves me correctly, only lasted for one run due to a few complaints I believe ;) Absolutely brilliant :D But what did O.T.T. stand for??

As title, they are showing a one-off special, with all the original crew!! @ 9:15, ITV1 tonight (Saturday)