Craig David

Mine don't have HID and they're fine. But the car is quite new. I think the headlight glass gets mucky on the inside with age. Possibly made worse when condensation builds up in there. They're awkward to clean but it can be done.

Burrrrnnnnnnn the witches. What else floats other than a duck?................Very small rocks?

Done a few 'nub end rollys' in my time. They have a special, unique flavour! :hurl: As long as you don't wear all your clothes at once and swear as passing women, it's fine! :dance:

You got back from Cuba and have fine cigars? :duffer: Hope it was a good holiday.

But science is pretty reliable and the best we have. Its rules also govern things even if we don't understand them yet.

That Hilman Avenger 'Tiger' was a bit special. But I think he missed a gear or something and I nipped past :hyper:

Bell Direct were cheapest for me. Dunno about N Ireland but worth a call. http://www.belldirect.co.uk/

How about both together? In my dreams (I wish) :dance:

Bet that's what your daughter would say if she saw my purple monster! :tongue:

When I was young my dad sent me up a ladder with a chainsaw to cut a branch off a tree. I didn't like it cos it was so noisy (soft lad!). I could only reach the branch by standing on the top of the ladder and reaching up with the chainsaw in one hand. When it had cut through the branch nothing was supporing it and it swung down and missed my leg by a few inches - almost nasty but not quite. I hate chainsaws - always terrified the chain will snap and cut my face in half. I'm paranoid / a wuss!!!

Christ, that Valentino bloke must be a dab hand at getting tight lids of jars. Probably doesn't make up for having a schlong like a little blue acorn though.

Great pics Tony. Shame no-one got one of you losing a 'wheelie' in Chunks chair and going over backwards! I ended up racing that yellow Avenger in the pics. It had a roll cage and lots of extra dials and very low presures in the tyres so I thought it might be a missile.... but it wasn't and I 'did' him. :dance:

Looking great mate. That camera works a treat. Good work!

I had a top day too. It was my first time there in a car and getting hammered by some 30 year old beetle on my first run didn't help. I did five runs, best 15.8 worst 17.4 (big wheelspin on that one!). Great to meet more new people and I think I got a bit of sun as well. There were some really impressive cars there - looking forward to the next one.

Surely 2+2, NA, auto, targa means mine's the slowest car on the forum - standard except 17" wheels... *****x! Oh well, I'll get up early and perfect my "easi-start" into the airbox home brew tube lash up and show you what real power is. :rofl: :rofl: :nelson: Ah well, another bottle of 'great white cider' should help prepare me for the big day.

Mustn't get pissed, mustn't get pissed, go to bed early..... Checked me oil and that's it....I'm gonna get my ass kicked tomorrow - i can feel it! Should be good laugh anyway! :dance:

I was speaking to one of Silkolene's top R&D chemists recently and he said steer clear of all additives for oil. Some just don't do much, others can do damage.

M5. Seriously good car.

I have it bigger which shows the pirate sized hoop earings better. But I think this is more than anyone wants to see anyway.

Alan - hope you get something you like! Sideshow - what's the Soop like?

I think a few well respected traders will do it for £1500, all included, drive in drive out.

Or an enormous bag of small candles ("tea lights"!) beacuase ohhhh... they're so cheap. When you get them home you discover they're completely useless unless you're a goth or a teenage girl. IKEA, SHMIKEA. It's the 'Pod for me where my top-secret 'Easi-Start' based based super-nitro system will guarantee amazing speeds.

Groucho Marx - "Marriage is a great institution. But who wants to live in an institution?" Only joking mate - I'm sure it'll be excellent.

With her underwear on your head. :dance:

Don't get too drunk (?alternate soft and alcoholic) and remember to enjoy the day.