Craig David

We are just monkeys I guess. I saw one monkey pull out of a lady monkey and eat the left over jizz that was stuck on his old chap. I almost hurled. :shock: I don't eat molluscs (snails, octopus, squid, whelks etc) Basically any animal without a face is a no-no for me. :smash:

A gate at a tennis club?

UK Independence Party (or Lib Dem second) 'ow queer!

Sometimes I think I spend too long on the forum and try to stay off it. A bit like when you get disgusted with yourself and throw away all your filthy porn. But I always come back to the forum (and when I chuck the porn out I always wish I hadn't a few days later too). A leopard can't change its spots etc! :dance: :dance:

Happy birthday mate. :dance:

Still a computer game though! Did you solve Gandal's riddle and defeat the big troll with the wand of the elves? :dance: Seriously though - I'm jealous!!! Does it move? Does it have lots of screens or one big one? Must be an amazing bit of kit.

Damn - I'm so, so sorry to hear that. What a terrible loss. My thoughts are with his wife and child.

Are we going to have a petrol shortage like last time? If so I'll put a load of petrol in takeaway boxes and stash them under the bed like last time. It may have smelled but I had lots of petrol.

Nice one mate. Just through interest, why was it Jamie030503 ? :rofl:

Agreed. Being ridiculously over-enthusiastic in a grating Lancashire accent is not a tallent.

At last, I've learned to be wary of anything telling me to turn the volume up! Didn't get caught out for once.

Moyles is a c0ck who thinks he's big time.

Jeff serviced my car. He did a top job and took me to / from the railway station too.

Just got back from a 1000 mile trip on a Fazer 1000*. It sure has some shove at 80mph in 3rd - it'd take a serious car to match it. Wish I could do decent wheelies and glad I've dodged the serious injuries - some of you guys have had some nasty 'offs'! *I saw several things that were in The Wicker Man, including what's left of the actual Wicker Man himself. And that pub where a young, firm Britt Ekland danced around naked. :bow:

They've chosen another Pope and he's a conservative hard liner. Should guarantee more pain and death in the third world and the further demise of the Catholic faith (which I'm not bothered about). :headvswal

Pics look great mate!

Sasha Baron Cohen (Ali G was good but Borat was genius) Peter Kay Kevin Bloody Wilson Either 'Peep Show' (on Wednesdays) or 'Spaced' (shows not comedians but hey, why not!)

Mike Metzger ripped of a testicle recently doing a back flip on a crosser. Chicks dig scars? Not that one I imagine! :shock:

Great to put more names to faces and meet more people as well as seeing others again. Nice pics Dave - good work!

I 'PMSL' whenever I see that camp mexican who does the interiors.

True, true ... maybe that's "pimp style"?? :rofl:

I love that show and that X to the "muther fukkin" Zee (as Snoop Doggy Dog says). They do great modding but ned to discover the 'bad boy bonnet'

Welcome Lee :duffer: What sort of Z have you got... TT or NA... 2+2 or SWB....auto or manual? They're all top cars anyway!

me swapped me tracksuit for a shakin-stevens look me got shit hi-tecs from a catalogue book me grew me hair, like rik parfitt me likes whitesnake, you fcukin' knows it yes, yes, i gotta confess to the robbings and the beatings, i'll leave your mind in a mess i felt like bonnie tyler from the fcukin' start it was a total eclipse of the heart whitesnake, hawkwind, van halen, lindesfarne we're better than def leppard and their drummer with one arm we can wipe our asses and do the washing up and when we drinks the lager we puts both hands on our cup chorus - i love my, i love my, i love my GLC i love my, i love my, i love my GLC :dance: :dance: :dance:

I'm the daddy now. If anyone wants snout or batteries or phone cards, they come to me. :smash: :rofl: