Craig David

Speedo cable ???

...and a small sports trophy :tongue:

Burn the soles of her feet with a cigarette - far more effective with less visible marks. ;)

:bow: pmsl!

"The Love Albatross"

Streuth - I'll consider myself 'told' and STFU then!

Here's my best funny story and it's true. My mate Bob went to his new girlfriends' parents house for the first time. Things were going well but then he needed a sh1t. It was an old 'character' house with a long, narrow bathroom. Anyway, he'd finished doing his business and not made too much noise or smell when he was turning round to put some used toilet paper down the bog... As the room was so narrow he accidentally wiped it on the wall and left a big smear of sh1t. He desperately tried to clean it off but it was unpainted artex so he couldn't! There's no real punch line but he had to go out and tell his girlfrien'd parents "I'm sorry but I've wiped sh1t on your wall". He's married to her now so they must have been understanding. :rofl: :rofl: :bow:

All the squashed flies to clean off the car!

I know political correctness has already gone mad but.... Could we be using an offensive term ... "Jap". I mean it's not a million miles from a similar shortened term refering to Pakistanis which is considered offensive. I think the Japanese (or Nipponese as I think they call themselves) would be to polite to object but I do wonder if we're being rude to people we don't even know. You folk who's work involves trading with Japanese people.. what do you (or anyone else) think? Or am I just being daft?

Was going to try not to drink tonight - oh well a swift one or two won't hurt. :duffer:

The solution is simple - put back the crack! Say something funny and we're sorted.

My estimates would be: £11K for a TT £9.5K for an NA Those would be from specialist dealers, take £1000 off each if bought privately. They're just estimates.

Mine is a 1999 car (smug wnaker) Pic in the 'Rides' section. :hyper:

Isn't there some micro switch somewhere near the pedal? I remember Jeff TT mentioned it can get bent and hinder kickdown.

This and the WRX lowering thread? Do you just happen to browse the 'big girls' sexy sites more than most Alan? :tongue:

You could get a mint 2002 Supra for £20K. Will I be shot for even saying that? lol

Suppose you had £20,000 (not that I have!) to buy a car. It's got to be useable everyday and reliable but fast and cool looking too. What would you go for?

Good man for paying and joining - you won't regret it - best £20 you can spend. It'll take a few days to sort I guess, depending on how you paid. The people who sort these things are volunteers. Anyway, a proper 'welcome' for joining. :duffer:

If you're talking 2 grand I'd drive the three hours and use the fuel to get it to Baggins. I don't know him or Samurai but from what I hear on here you can trust Baggins and if you're spending serious money that's worth while.

oops, double post

Look great mate! :bow:

Brown Borthers can make up an aerosol to a Nissan paint code. They did one for me - the match was perfect but it was £15 odd!

Just a guess - is it 'spun' or 'drawn' in some way off a large fluid filled vessel?

I do like Victoria Silverstwotsit. Not sure about the show - a bit 'Gladiators' / panto. Why can't they just get blokes from pubs windmilling in with ashtrays and pint glasses - I'd pay to see that!

Happy birthday mate :dance: