james300

Shit, not having much luck are you man? I mis-read your post when I asked about the welding! Good luck with it. Any luck the flapping sound was when you trapped your skirt in the door as you closed it. Sorry, not the time to be funny, hope it works out the best possible scenario.

A German guy approaches a prostitute "I vish to buy sex vit you" "OK" > > says the girl, "I'll charge 20 an hour". > > > > "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky". "No problem" she > > replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky". > > > > So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four Large > > bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of > > your limbs". > > > > The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her > > > hands and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans und knees" > > > > She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill please blow Zis > > vistle as I make love to you." She finds this odd, but figures it's > > harmless, and the guy is paying. > > > > The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic > > German, all the time honking on the duck caller. > > > > The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced, and it > > > is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was > > > totally amazing, what do you call that?" > > > > > > > > > > > > Wait for it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Wait for it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique".

Oh, bollox man! sorry dude! :( what a fooker! :mad: Any comeback on the person who did the welding? or was it a mate?

Door handle is ugly as f*ck!!!!!

Yeah, I was going to give you a number but it is the old "must be 30" thing condition.:(

Nevermind about how much per litre!.............spill the beans about Duffer!!!!:confused:

You got something against going into the plus half of the boost gauge then? (I'd sell up and get a N/A) Don't really get what you are saying??

........or towing a caravan. Ha ha, can you imagine it? Can someone tweak up a pic to have Mac's beast towing one?

No fkin way!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Tim.........go to the pub IMMEDIATELY and have 16 pints of beer.:eek:

Yeah-they are more than worthy of a link, they are the dogs dangly bits! ........can I get mine done for cost now aswell? :D ;)

POWER and OVERDRIVE are 2 seperate buttons. so no, by POWER I don't mean OVERDRIVE! :D

How old are you?

The POWER button just holds out the revs alot longer before changing up. It doesn't drop a gear when you switch it on. It does automatically come on when you floor it, when it kicks down, it will kickdown whether the POWER button is on or off.

LOL:D Good to balance it up once in a while!

Nice one Senna, cheers mate. Will have a little poke about with adobe.:cool:

So didn't log on early enough to see what was going on there, but curious now! ?????:confused:

Graham S.........sorry mate, was only joking! The amount of times I've typed a reply only to send it and 2 people have beaten me to it! :D

I prefer the look of the s/w/b :D

Come on.........there's no need for that! :D

They supplied and fitted a new engine for me. While the work they did was fine, in MY experience, it was the broken promises of returning phone calls etc, etc, fkin etc, that pissed me off. Hello? I'm paying you alot of money, how about some customer service? Speak to Peter, sound him out and make up your own mind, be warned, he likes to talk and sometimes sounds like a salesman, imho, not a guy who runs a Z workshop. I don't like writing negative things but you did ask and if were me asking the question, I would want the good AND the bad. The thing to remember is this is just MY OWN opinion from MY dealings with them. HTH.

Duffer..........3rd from the left............... (ony joking, no offence, have never met him!)

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I was way off then.

Mine also does this and I guess its supposed to, as not to be too bright and offputting cos if you've got your lights on then I suppose it would be dark!