pete shrimp

Chris I'll save some pubes for you if you like? :rofl:

Neil you've been a member since Summer 2002 not 2003 lol :confused:

I bet it got there faster though :p

:rofl:

Sorry lads, andy has just texted me:- he's away on holiday now for 3 weeks, lucky *******...

Yeah yeah, you heartless man :D

They are there somewhere :wack::rofl: Now I know the inadequacy AdamR feels in public toilets :D

PMSL Well make sure you do a better job than last time :rolleyes:

LOL Go perm your hair :tongue:

I was coming up to about 5/6 cars behind a slow moving truck on the A45 (dual carriageway fyi) the other day. Ahead the road narrows to one lane for roadworks. I pass the 800 yds sign (ie fooking miles lol) so blat the 200 down to 2nd gear and overtake the cars. The truck sees this and for some reason known only to himself, swerves across into my lane to stop me passing! :wack: :mad: Causing me to break v v hard down to about 40/50 from much much higher) and then struggle to get in behind him becasue of the trail of cars bunched up. Then we pass the 600 yd sign... What a to55er, why do people feel the need to impede a quicker car's progress for the sake of it, causing a risk to all cars around them? :confused: Glad I wasn't rushing my ill child/pregnant wife to hospital etc. I'll always move over for quicker moving traffic, whats the point in not doing so?* "Lets stop the 'speeding' driver by murdering him and any passenegrs, and any other drivers caught up in it" :xxx::mad: Today coming the other way, doing about 10mph , another truck crawling behind me did it to a quickly approaching car. FFS :xxx: /Rant Feel free to add you driving rants, we havent had a group moan for a while. Any truckers on here? - DONT do this :xxx: *except for roadkills ;)

They ask for relately small amounts to be transferred to them for "admin/solicitor/etc" charges that they are having to incur to release your promised fortune. There is a really sad sotry of a woman who literally sold everything to pay her mugu and ended up lived in squalour with only her pc and a few baby clothes, in Holland IIRC. Then she found the baiter site but it was too late :( The more sinister ones arrange for you to fly over then... you disappear. It has happened to a fair few americans.

Tell you what CD - why not make the thread even longer by quoting it pmsl :D Here's another... upwards again ;) ------------------------ Mr Colins Thankyou for your reply with a copy of your very professional application form which I reply completed> I hope you dont mind but I contacted my lawyer who helped me complete the form. His email address is M_Krost@yahoo.co.uk should you wish to contact him. Let it be known that he is as trustworthy as I am, tohugh is sometimes very flush with my money! I requested from you a photocopy of your ID to prove your honorification - how am I to know I am not dealing with an unprofessional TLA? I have answered the details on your form with the aid of my lawyer, please kindly0000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000Loin APPLICATION FOR CLIAM OF MY LATE COUSIN'S ACCOUNT ------------------------------------------------- BTCI BANK LOME TOGO WEST AFRICA B. P. 359 Lome Tel:+ 228 92 111 03,+ 228 92 111 04. Email: info@btci-t Dear Sir, IMr/Mrs ----------------Humbly apply as the next of kin of MR MICHAEL LWIS who was a registered customer of your bank, he is the holder of a fixed deposit account in your bank. This account is said to hold an estimated.US TWENTY EIGHT MILLION US DOLLARS(US $28,000,000.00. ONLY Bellow is the account information of my late cousin: Account: # 87542112/EC/TG/91 Beneficiary:MR MICHAEL LEWIS Amount Deposited :$US $28,000,000.00.USD Please kindly be informed that my late cousin MR MICHAEL LEIS operated a company in Lome-Togo by the name of Texaco Petroleum chemical Services Ltd. in Togo/Ghana West Africa. Since his death along with his immediate next of kin on the 1st of July 1997 because of high blood pressure, I have been unable to come forward to claim this fund due to family problems and personal issues. Please upon acknowledge of this application, I would be please to provide more information that may be required. Hence I would like to send an all his neccessary documents if required inother to prove my status claim. I respectfully request your expedience in treating this matter with uptmost urgency, hence I will need the funds to continue running the familys business in our country, since we are nolonger conducting business in lome togo west africa. I will await your response to warde this issue. PHONE NUMBER:---------------------------------------------- HOME ADDRESSS:---------------------------- ------------- KINDLY BE INFORMED THAT MY LATE COUSIN'S FUND SHOULD TRANSFERED INTO THE BANK ACCOUNT DETIAL BELOW: BANK NAME :------------------------------------------- ACCOUNT NUMBER:---------------------------------------- YOUR AGE------------------------------------------------ PROFFESSION.................................. YOUR NAME:------------------------ This message is not flagged. [ Flag Message - Mark as Unread ] Date: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 08:44:55 +0000 (GMT) From: "mrpaul Colins" Add to Address Book Subject: I look forward to hear from you To: "Sir Drake Loin" Sir Drake Loin, Thanks for your email. Do not be afraid about this transaction because this is a risk free transaaction. I want you to be rest assured about this venture.Please fee free and lets proceed with the this venture for our benefit. I wait to hear from you as soon as posible . Meanwhile below is the application to fill and send to bank. Mr Paul Colins APPLICATION FOR CLIAM OF MY LATE COUSIN'S ACCOUNT ------------------------------------------------- BTCI BANK LOME TOGO WEST AFRICA B. P. 359 Lome Tel:+ 228 92 111 03,+ 228 92 111 04. Email: info@btci-tg.net Dear Sir, IMr/Mrs ----------------Humbly apply as the next of kin of MR MICHAEL LEWIS who was a registered customer of your bank, he is the holder of a fixed deposit account in your bank. This account is said to hold an estimated.US TWENTY EIGHT MILLION US DOLLARS(US $28,000,000.00. ONLY Bellow is the account information of my late cousin: Account: # 87542112/EC/TG/91 Beneficiary:MR MICHAEL LEWIS Amount Deposited :$US $28,000,000.00.USD Please kindly be informed that my late cousin MR MICHAEL LEWIS operated a company in Lome-Togo by the name of Texaco Petroleum chemical Services Ltd. in Togo/Ghana West Africa. Since his death along with his immediate next of kin on the 1st of July 1997 because of high blood pressure, I have been unable to come forward to claim this fund due to family problems and personal issues. Please upon acknowledge of this application, I would be please to provide more information that may be required. Hence I would like to send an all his neccessary documents if required inother to prove my status claim. I respectfully request your expedience in treating this matter with uptmost urgency, hence I will need the funds to continue running the familys business in our country, since we are nolonger conducting business in lome togo west africa. I will await your response to warde this issue. PHONE NUMBER:---------------------------------------------- HOME ADDRESSS:---------------------------- ------------- KINDLY BE INFORMED THAT MY LATE COUSIN'S FUND SHOULDTRANSFERED INTO THE BANK ACCOUNT DETIAL BELOW: BANK NAME :------------------------------------------- ACCOUNT NUMBER:---------------------------------------- YOUR AGE------------------------------------------------ PROFFESSION.................................. YOUR NAME:------------------------ Dear Mr Paul Colins Kindly call me "Sir" when addressing me first person thankyou - I am a noble gentleman empowered with rights above most citizens you may deal with normally. When addressing second person - "The Lord" is usual. Let me first tell you I have been deaf since 1964, a terrible accident involving a dog and a plunger, terrible memories I have of this event. Due to this I can communication in person by email only - my servants have access to the telephones in my manor - however they are untrustworthy with business of this scale - you must appreciate the secrecy required. My Full name is Sir Drakehuzzah Manfrier Loin. Only last month I flogged my manservant Mixu Paatelainen for insolence - we have them shipped over from northern Europe and their Europena attitude follows them. What is your view of the Europeans? I am sorry to hear of Mr Michael Lewis's demise - how did he die? Please send my my application form so that I may process with our proposal. I need to be reassured you are genuine - please send a copy of your ID so that I can continue. Westward Ho! Sir Drake Loin Date: Tue, 16 Mar 2004 19:34:41 +0000 (GMT) From: "mrpaul Colins" Add to Address Book Subject: I look forward to hear from you To: sirdrakeloin@yahoo.com Dear Drake Loin,Thanks for your mail in regard of thisdeal/transaction which i will like you to put claim as next of kin to Late MR MICHAEL LEWIS account in my bank (BTCI).MR MICHAEL LEWIS was a citizen of united states of america and he was formally operating a company here in lome togo since 1985 and he was residing here in our country before his death. This late MR MICHAEL LEWIS operates a current deposit account in BTCI and when this account was open according to his account file in the bank, he did not register any beneficiary as his next of kin to his account, all he did was to open the account and deposit this fund on his name as the sole beneficiary and as next of kin to this account. I will like you to undersatnd that this transaction is 100% risk free because i am here in the bank to defend you and i am ready to supply you every information bank will need from you to release this fund for us. But rigth now this man have died in 1997 in a sudden accident and after his death till now no one have come foward to my bank for the claim of his account as next of kin due to the fact that no name was stated in theaccount file ashis next of kin. I discovered this in our bank when i was going through our bank official account files last week and this is why i decided to contact you as a forigner so that you will put claim as next of kin to late MR MICHAEL LEWIS that opearted this account in my bank. For the conduction of this deal,it should be kept secret because i dont want any of my directors and bank staffs to know anything about this account.This is your role to play in the claim of this account from mybank. 1.You have to send me your private telephone number. 2.Your full name,Address. 3.You will apply as the next of kin to Late MR MICHAEL LEWIS ,I will provide to you this application of claim from my bank and all you have to do is to fill up the application and send to my bank . 4.When you are filling this application of claim form which i will send to you, you have to fill it personally and keep it confidentail because i dont want anyone to know anything about this deal for the safety of my job in the bank. 5.When you finish filling the application of claim formand send to my bank,you will be contacting me and giving me information that you heard from my bank about this claim. 6.If my bank require any proof or information that will proof to them that you know more about the account, I Will submit you all neccessary information which the bank will require for the release and approval of this account/fund to you as next of kin. 7.When my bank approve this fund to you as next of kin, the bank will transfer the fund into your account in your country,I will be coming down in your country after the successful transfer of this fund into your account. 8.Upon my arrival in your country, The disburstment/sharing of the fund will commence accordingly to the percentage which i have promised tooffer you in my first email. 9.After the disburstment/sharing of this fund ,I will invest my fund in your country because i will not like to invest it in my country because i dont want my country government/bank to know that i have such amount of fund as a banker. 10.Here in our country banker's are low in come earner so all banker's are not entitle to opearte foreign accounts overseas,so this is why i will like to invest my percentage into a good company in your country. 11.Upon the reply to this email, i will forward you the application of claim form, so that you will fill it properly and send to my bank for the release and claim of this fund. I look forward to hear from you. Mr PAUL COLINS Date: Tue, 16 Mar 2004 03:13:03 -0800 (PST) From: "Drake Loin" Add to Address Book Subject: Re: MR PAUL COLINS To: mrpaulColins@zwallet.com Good day Mr Colins Please tell me more of your amzing business proposal, I have many dollars to invest in such a grand scheme as yours, and am delighted that you should select me as your beneficiary. I must report to you however that I am a man of honour, having fought in the great war, and will not tolerate nonconfidence or anti-habourbreaching - please assure me you are of the same train of thought. Truly yours Sir Drake Loin MedRare Date: Tue, 16 Mar 2004 06:00:58 -0500 To: mrpaulColins5@ureach.com From: "mrpaul Colins" Add to Address Book Subject: MR PAUL COLINS I AM MR PAUL COLINS THE AUDIT AND COMPUTING MANAGER OF BTCI BANK LOME TOGO WEST AFRICA,Dear FreindTHERE IS AN ACCOUNT OPEN IN THIS BANK IN 1985 AND SINCE 2003NOBODY HAS OPERATED ON THIS ACCOUNT AGAIN.AFTER GOING THROUGHSOME OLD FILES IN THE RECORDS I DISCOVERED THAT IF I DO NOTREMITT THIS MONEY OUT URGENTELY IT WILL FORFEITED FORNOTHING.THE OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT MR MICHAEL LEWIS.A FORIGNERAND THE MANAGER OF PETROL CHEMICAL SERVICE,A ELECTRICAL ENGINEER BY PROFFESSION AND HE DIED SINCE 1997. NOOTHER PERSON KNOWS ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT OR ANYTHING CONCERNINGIT,THE ACCOUNT HAS NO OTHER BENEFICIARY AND MY INVESTIGATION PROVEDTO ME AS WELL THAT HIS COMPANY DOES NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUTTHIS ACCOUNT ANDTHE AMOUNTINVLOVEDSU.S.TWENTY EIGHT MILLION USDOLLARS(US $28,000,000.00.I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY INTO ASAFE FORIGN ACOUNTABROAD BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY FOREIGNER,I AM ONLY CONTACTING YOU AS A FOREIGNER BECAUSE THIS MONEY CANNOT BE APPROVED TO ANY LOCAL BANK HERE BUT CAN ONLY BE APPROVEDTO ANY FOREIGN ACCOUNT BECAUSE THE MONEY IS U.S DOLLARS AND THEFORMER OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT IS MR.MICHAEL LEWIS AND HE WAS AFOREIGNER TOO.I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE AS WEDON'T KNOW OUR SELF BEFORE, BUT BE SURE THAT IT IS REAL AND AGENUINE BUSINESS.I ONLY GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM OUR CHAMBERS OFCOMMERCE RESEARCH WITH BELIEVE IN GOD THAT YOU WILL NEVER LET MEDOWN IN THIS BUSINESS, YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON THAT I HAVECONTACTED FOR THIS BUSINESS FOR NOW. SO PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY.WHEN THE TRANSFER IS APPROVED AND PAYMENT SCHEDULE I WILLPROVIDE YOU AN ACCOUNT ON WHERE YOU WILL TRANSFER MY OWNPERCENTAGE IN THE DEAL,I WILL USE MY POSITION IN THE OFFICE TOPROVIDE ALL THE NECESSARY INFORMATION FOR THE APPROVAL OF THISFUND.I WILL COME DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR THE SHARING AND OTHERINVESTMENT.AT THE CONCLUSION OF THIS BUSINESS, YOU WILL BE GIVEN 40% OF THETOTAL AMOUNT, 60% WILL BE FOR ME,WHILE 5% WILL BE FOR EXPENSES , BOTH PARTIES MIGHT HAVE INCUREDDURING THE PROCESS OF TRANSACTION.I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUREARLIEST REPLY YOURS TRULY, MR PAUL COLINS

Have you been to http://www.419eater.com ? Some great threads about scamming the scammers there. I got into a load of dialogue with one once but quickly got bored... got him to send me a photo of "him" though lol I saved the text files... here's one :D Read upwards... I'm Sir Drake :wack: ----------------- Jude Yes of course I am. That website is one of my local news sites, whats going on?? Awaiting your honest response so we can proceed. Sir Drake. ------------------------------------------ Dear Sir Drake.please i have not committed any offence or involve in any criminal activites so i really want to hear from you how come about your local news website about jude anderson. is this a game ??.i have instructed the barrister to hold on till i found out what is really going on. with your kind explanations we can proceed ahead.this time i will like to call anybody around you to confirm.yoursjude -------------------------------------------------- jude andrson wrote: Dear Sir. please i have been trying to mail you but your email is not going . kindly explain everything. i dont understand??? are you who you said you are??????????????/. thanks Jude ---------------------------------------- Jude oh ye of untrustworthiness- tell me this is not true! This is my local news website http://jude.anderson.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/arrested.php what is going on? Do you really live in the US, have you betrayed me, and what is happening with our deal?? I am very confused now, what have you to say? Sir Drake ------------------------------------- Thank you kindly for your reply Mr Anderson, and for your picture. It seems you are an esteemed gentleman in your country. Your picture reminds me of the father of my Manservant Kris Akabuso-Muhaha. My respect for you is unsurpassed. While we are learning one anothers cusOOOOOIMPORTANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOOONEYOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOake Loin This message is not flagged. [ Flag Message - Mark as Unread ] Date: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 02:14:58 -0800 (PST) From: "jude anderson" Add to Address Book To: sirdrakeloin@yaho.com Subject: from mr jude [attached is my pic] dear sir drake,thanks for your reply and also for the requested information that will enable the transfer of the money.though i don,t normally give out my pictures to people for security reasons,but here i forward my picture to you because of the trust we have built to the course of this business.i am a man of my words who likes profitable business,i will engage in any profitable business that you proclaimed fit when i comes over to meet with you in the states.i have contacted a barrister who is on his way now to the federal high court to obtain a certificate of change of ownership of the money from bill ventures to your name as the beneficiary/owner, the original will be forwared to the apex bank while a copy will be sent to you.all vital documents that will enable the bank transfer the money to you will be forwared to the bank as soon as possible while you will be getting the copies for perisual.the name of the barrister that will contact you as soon as he comes back from the federal high court is[barrister James Atta],his email is james_ata@yahoo.com.,i am giving you his information so that you can respond to him as soon as he sends the documents that will lead to the transfer to you.thanks once again for your understanding and i hope to see you very soon in the states for investment. regards.jude Good afternoon Mr Jude Here are a few details you requested Full Name: Sir Drakehuzzah Manfrier Loin Bank: Trailerpark National Bank plc For sure I will help you invest your riches, may I suggest we set up in partnership? Although I am deaf, I have my eye on the licence for a new Innercity Sumo ProLeague. What do you think? Please assure me you are genuine and I am not wasting my time and effort here, do you have a photograpgh you can use to reasurre me as to who I am dealing with? Confidence in trust through thee we seek. Sir Drake Loin -------------------------------------------------------------------------- dear sir drake, thanks for your mail,i have contacted a barrister that will process the transfer documents to your name,sir with due respect i will like you to help me to invest my own share of the money when i comes to the states,from all indication i can see you as a very big business guru. the barrister will need your full name and bank name to start the transfer processing. i will provide all the vital documents that he needs,i will use my good office as the chairman foreign contractors award committee of nigeria national petroleum coroperation[nnpc]. i have bill ventures phone number ,if you need it feel free to ask so that i can give it to you. my phone number remains 234 8028255019, i will need yours for easy communication. thanks for your understanding see you very soon in your home in the sates. jude -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr Jude, With reference to your mention of coiming over to the US to conclude our deal, I would be delighted to welcome you into my home. Please let me know if there is anything I can do to assist you in this matter. Look forward to your reply Sir Drake -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why thankyou Judy, I see you are also a man of honour. You would have suited my regiment during the great war, unfortunately all were killed except myself - I hid for 15 months in the undergrowth before being found by anarchists. Tell me more about the NNPC, so that I may know it as a legitimate entity. Tell me what I must do in order to release the funds - although I am wealthy nobleman, my mind is not what it used to be. Your proposal seems solid, although I am keen to know more. Can I meet Mr BILL VENTURES? Do you have his email address? Also - is the 40/60 split set in stone - I would prefer to receive 95% is possible, I am keen to invest my wealth. Thankyou Sir Drake--------------------------------------------------------------------------jude andrson wrote:Good Day Sir Drake Loin.i am very sorry if i may have in any way disrespected you sir. you can address me as jude. thanks for your mail and letting me understood your possition in the states.please sir as i said in my last mail we need the informations and take my words nobody will ever know our business till we are successfully done.i prefer coming to the states to collect my own part so that i will get to see you face to face sir.thanksMr Jude. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good day Mr Anderson, this sounds like a profitable venture - kindly let me have some more details, cashflow forecasts and the like so that I may consider your business proposal. Yours Sincerely Sir Drake Loin C.V.P. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- jude andrson wrote: ATTENTION MY GOOD FRIEND. I AM MR JUDE ANDERSON, THE SENIOR OFFICER INCHARGE OF AWARDING CONTRACTS TO FORIEGN CONTRACTORS UNDER NIGERIA NATIONAL PETROLUEM CO-OPERATION (NNPC). IN MARCH 6TH 2003 I AWARDED A CONTRACT TO A FORIEGN COMPANY CALLED (BILL VENTURES OF TEXAS STATES IN THE U.S) THIS CONTRACT WAS FOR BILL VENTURES TO SUPPLY AND SERVICE 3 OIL REFINERIES IN NIGERIA ,PORT HARCOURT, ABUJA AND LAGOS. THE SAID CONTRACT HAVE BEEN EXECUTED AND BILL VENTURS HAVE BEEN PAID COMPLECTLY BUT I USED MY POWER AS THE AWARDING CHAIRMAN TO OVERINVOICED THE CONTRACT SUM TO THE TONE OF (FIVE MILLION U.S DOLLARS) I AM NOW SOLICITING FOR YOUR HELP IN CLAIMING THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY SINCE I CANNOT CLAIM IT DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE CONTRACT WAS AWARDED TO A FORIEGN FIRM WHICH IS BILL VENTURES THEREBY THE AMOUNT MUST GO TO A FORIEGNER. ONCE YOU AGREE TO WORK WITH ME I WILL PROVIDE ALL VITAL DOCUMENTS THAT WILL BACK THIS FUND TO YOU AND WITH ALL PLEASURE 40% FROM THE TOTAL SUM WILL BE FOR YOU ONCE WE ARE DONE SUCCESSFULLY. THIS IS MY OFFICE NUMBER (234-8037276) MY HOUSE NUMBER(234-8028219). I AWAIT YOUR QUICK REPLY. YOURS JUDE ANDRSON. NOTE(PLEASE MAIL ME ON MY PRIVATE EMAIL BOX.(judeanderson@.com) _____________________________________________________________ The Free Email with so much more! =====> http://www.MuchoMail.com

No no no John :p Thats bling, leave them alone :D:D

AOF AnDY who? :xxx::tongue::D

Tesco mate :)

Jaffa I didnt declare mine for my zed, it was a 3rd party policy so my thoughts were that they wouldn't look at the car anyway if you boshed it as you'd have to fix it yourself. :) My crash on the M6 confirmed that, they never even mentioned my car, just the other blokes lol. Fully comp you should declare really.

ROFL @ Steve :rofl: Didn't realise them things came with autoboxes?

:D:D I'd been under there a few times beofre and still missed it :nelson: I spotted the logo when I was scavenging all the fuses out of the fuse box and removed the accelerator pedal :rofl:

I always thought my auto zed pedals were quite nice, shiny with stylish holes in, and I often wondered why people paid out for expensive aftermarket ones :confused: when the stock ones look great. I was working in the drivers footwell last night and noticed some small wording on the pedals: "RAZO" :rofl::rofl::nelson: What other secret mods have peple found after ages? Not a mod as such but how many people dont know that the driver seat controls are 8 way not 4 :D Cheers Pete

And pete shrimp does grounding kits ;)

Congrats mate :cool:

:rofl: Yeah its that bad I'm going on holiday to Nottingham next week :wack:

PMSL :rofl: Not sure but I think you have to loop back up at J18. Search for "Crick" on multimap.

What about the CRX Mike :D:D In Private General... ;)