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lol didnt know that mate i do know you need 1 at york and elvington

i like when they put the oil in and its treacle which is ironic cos my oil is like treacle too but not as tasty on toast

out and about at 1am ......jees if you'd have been out at that time in bradford you would have been arrested and if you'd have had your foglights on you'd have been shot

just got a new helmet as after going to the dragway a couple of weeks ago i got hooked and thought id do a run what ya brung but a mate has said that to do the drag strip thing your helmet has to be a special kind can anyone clarify this or some tips on doing the 1/4 mile would be helpful as ive only done grasstracking and the odd traffic lights race ( keep it clean i know there is scope for helmet jokes lol )

i do like the rozzers one they got a rs when they pulled me over for doing 31 in a 30 area we spent most of the time talking about bhp and stuff .......for once a cool cop and he let me off with a finger wagging

is it cos there not made with skoda bits lol

anyone seen the new skoda ad they make 1 out of cake and sweets.............its the 1st time ive thought " MMMMMMMMMMMMM that looks like a tasty skoda"

yeah but i was trying to attract attention of bill oddy on "BADGER WATCH" and then try for a grant to establish my garden as a site of unnatural beauty

no i was gonna throw it at someone when i was on the vinegar stroke

have you tried lockable ones ,,,,,ebay sells em

mine was in the garden behind the shed dressed as a badger and holding a small kipper............oh i was on my own too lol

you can see the hole in the back where they put the key in to wind it up

the form i meant lol

oh go on then ill fill it in

as above looked really tidy.................i was the idiot waving out of a black saab 07 turbo was about 3;45 this afternoon

apparently so im not sure as i never get that high up lol

mate i got my screen done and it made driving the car dangerous i couldnt see traffic lights if i was 1st in the queue and i felt hemmed in needless to say i ripped it off shortly after

shes got a weird nose a bit like a bobbys helmet

my missus did it and she downloaded a letter from t'internet and a company got her over 500 quid back cant remember the name of the company cos i dont get bank charges on the count that i have no money lol

cheers mate i'm banned from B&Q cos last time i went in a bloke asked me if i wanted decking so i got the 1st punch in.............lol cheers tho buddy im gonna get 2 tommorrow

where did you get it mate

cheers mate my zed has got a ridiculous bore on the exhaust 4" all the way down still it keeps me warm in winter lol thanx :hyper:

cheers mate i was a bit concerned but thanx :hyper:

its amazing how tough people can be when there in running off distance....good man for standing your ground

imho it doesnt matter who thinks that they rule the country they all do the same thing talk promises at election time and then *****x once they are elected