Everything posted by CarlZ
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Why i'm not going to reply to you...
why has this one got orange peel round her mouth? Bet its outspan? seriously cute tho. The one and only time i had a blind date was a complete disaster, recomended me by a mates wife who painted such a rosie picture of her mate i decided to go and meet her. Fook me what a munter i was imbarassed to be in her company, wasted a fookin beer as well, said just going to the toilet and climbed out the window, far as i know she still waiting for me to come out lol, bet me beer's flat now, it was over 10 years ago
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Window tinting
hair dryer should get it off then use white spirit to clean the glass
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Has everyone been good...
no thats just pure perversion :rofl:
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Sumo TV
Just came across it coz fook all on worth watching. WTF is that all about, what have i been missing fook all by the looks of it there's some weird shit on there :rofl:
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Has everyone been good...
Oi dont insult me, yes it is i'm thicker than i bloody look i'll thank you
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Has everyone been good...
your proberbly live a lot longer than 150 years your too bloody evil to die :rofl:
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Has everyone been good...
yes i am :rofl:
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Has everyone been good...
no worries hope i helped lol So your worrieing about 2 days? because they started your subscription 2 days early? Talk to AndyP he is the treasurer i think, he's a nice guy
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Just Won.....
no mate didnt see the bottom bit untill after i posted it :headvswal lol
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nissan 300zx beats hammond in top gear
I think i got the twin HKS intake off that car?
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Has everyone been good...
click on what ever subject you want to put your thread up on ie help and advice, non zed related, at the top on the left it says start new thread, click on that and away you go. It might be because your only registered why it wont let you edit anymore. Pay up you skin flint lol
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Know what you ask for
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: i thought that was a real rowl first of all :headvswal
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fookin women
you could get her to piss in your mouth after? not wasted then lol But they always bloody do it you get a take away , they dont want one but insist on eating half your kebab, ask em for a bit of chocolate and the answer is fook off you should of got yourself one. But then you can say well get fat then you tight bitch
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Sold my Z
Reliant kitten with 2 engines and 1 of them's a spare lol good luck bud
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this guy wants commiting
why dont people read the threads and posts
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does my bum look big in this
Reminds me of the ex wife she used to say does my bum look big in this? Well you bum looks big in everything i used to tell her
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Don't women show themselves up
Funny as fook tho that vid
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Don't women show themselves up
well they wont have to worry about them eating the crops now, now that Magarbi (spelling) has destroyed all the farms them Gerbil things will starve to death and so will the people
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how true is this!!!???
never seen it before but true and very funny
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Has everyone been good...
what sort of soul trader being as your on the subject of bums? hope that dont mean you started batting for the other side :x: :rofl: what can i buy for the car for 500 quid hmm :rofl:
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shenfield station
obviously not a member...........again. How come i always spot the cars that arnt owned by members? Must be thousands that arnt members?
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lmfao check this out on ebay
he's not intelligent enough to think of that. He thinks he can sell it by pretending its a Ferrari and putting the price up another £1000 because he under estimates everyone elses intelligents he thinks we are all as thick and stupid as him, and cant come back with an intelligent answer apart from "i smash your windows" which is about the limit of his intelligence
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Leather Upholsterer
Stratford's not that far from me
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lmfao check this out on ebay
I'm almost tempted to go and have a look at the car, just to see the prick face to face.
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lmfao check this out on ebay
pmsl fook thats funny, i didnt get a reply when i asked him how come he put the price up a £1000