CarlZ

Just read between the lines of her profile and i think this is what she really means Hi there boys I am 24 (stone) and i'm out growing my friends. I enjoy clubbing (if alowed in) and party food with no friends. I would like a man to wine and dine me (but must be solvent as i eat and drink like a Hippo) and show me the finer things in life ( i should be so lucky). I'm not bothered by looks (just look at me, who am i to be fussy), Its personality that attracts me (he would need a good sense of humour, coz im a joke) and i'm looking for someone who is kind and generous(as i have no job and no money and no one will employ me, except as the face of pedigree chum) and who wants to look after me (ie wipe my arse as i cant reach) Damn that makes me sound like a gold digger ( i have jcb tattooed on my left arm as you can see, the other arm is an anchor) but i dont mind if you cant afford to wine and dine me ( i need to lose about 10 stone) coz im just as happy to stay at home (used to it)with a good film (the blob and a fook off pizza). I am very bubbly( waiting to burst) and get on with most people (but most people dont wanna know me). If you dont want to chat (which i doubt you do) just sign my guest anyway to tell me to fook off and i know you've looked at my site (and what a fooking site)

I know alcohol was invented so the ugly birds can get s shag, but there no amount of alcohol on the face of this earth that will get that shagged

all right if you want someone to arm wrestle :rofl:

maybe the 2 truckers dont like subaru's either

So your saying it is legal to fit them in a zed then, si?

:rofl: :rofl: Dont tell me it aint got any teeth either ffs

fucking state of that pig, it shouldnt be allowed out the house let alone on a fucking dating site, bloody nerve of it how she think she gonna pull anyone? its obseen, waste of good spunk, how can anything so ugly been bred by the human race? its defo a double bag job that one, 1 over her head and 1 over yours incase hers comes off. Sorry had to be said. Has she got a 5 o'clock shadow of a goaty growing too?

more like you needed me huh new thread ring a bell ding ding, yeah your prob right i need you to make me look clever lol

And a big Hi and welcome from me too

happy now? :)

Hi and welcome. The important thing in buying a zed is to buy the best model you can afford and NOT to rush in take your time in looking, also a post 94 model may not always be a better car than a pre 94, many members have pre 94 cars that are well looked after. They are not cheap cars to own and run to be honest, and because they are a specialist vehicle will require specialist maintainence by someone who is experienced on working on these cars as they are so complex, and are prowned to the odd problem from time to time, thankfully not to many major problems, the usuel problems are covered in the"Help and advise" forum flick through there and have a read of the posts. But with the proper maintainence and servicing they are a very good well built car and will return you with hours of driving pleasure. Do your home work and learn as much as you can about these cars as you may find its not the car for you. Also decide what model you want and look at and drive as many examples as you can you will notice a difference in each one you drive. Fuel wise the TT is more economical on long motorway runs than the N/A due to the gearing but not so good if you put your foot down, but that is a small price to pay for the raw power you have at your disposel good luck

yep you have reached an important point in your life where your decisions now are going to affect the rest of your life. I wish i had the chance over again but with the hindsight i got now. I really wished i had joined the Navy, for me it would of been for the love of boats, plus learning a trade which would of been a marine engineer and the chance to travel round the world and get paid for it. Any of the forces is a good career move and stand you in good sted after, as been said before a good trade to benefit you after is important. And a good education never done anyone any harm. good luck young man

is a shame to see any zed go that way, what was wrong with it?

on the pull by the looks of it :rofl: :rofl:

Who's description is as follows: "well im 24 lives near sheffield, 5 10 long brown hair dyed diffrent colours, brown eyes, clothes 18-20, shoe size 9, bra 38b, plus i cant drive yet either. ( :rofl: ) things i like: sci fi football and cricket geneaology criminology drawing writing short stories walks in the park bars and pubs meeting over seas people ect................" no chance of her fookin off and leaving you then :rofl:

be rude not to

i got to agree i would of said the same. And if she still went out i would of said as she was leaving dont bother coming back except to pick your bags up, their be on the doorstep and the door will be locked too, and i would of fookin locked it as well. I'd teach her a lesson. Trouble is now you done it, you gave in she will know she can walk over you now, women dont like men they can walk over. Most dont seem to understand what compromise means its usually all they want all the time and men give into them, they know this its born into them. Dont say anything tonight just lock the fookin door so she cant get in.

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john sounds a complete plum :rofl:

Happy Birthday Viniboy guess your be out celebrating tonight? Well have a good 'un and plenty of these :duffer: :duffer:

true true Chris but they have to shave the arm pits, the fanny is an optional extra :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: the old ones are the best

get yourself back out to spain and get hold of a girl out there, i come with ya and we'll go totie shopping and bag a couple of duty free birds, thats where i would go mate, also italy have some crackers i went out with an italian bird fookin gorgeous she was

My sister just moved back from Velencia, she lived in Chiba just outside the city, i must admit didnt see many with orange but see some cracking looking totie, better when they are covered in Tomato from the festival lol wet T shirts come to mind lol

Depending what your going to do with the car? If your going to repair to sell on then just do the repairs and leave it spend as little as poss on it. If your going to keep it for yourself then do what you personally like, personally i think it looks ok as it is. I would repair it and leave it as it is, its not bad looking and its different from all the other smooth, 99 spec looking cars