CarlZ

i saw 2 fat women walking towards me, and being polite i said hello sugar, one fat woman said hello back to me, so i replyed no not you, the other lump!

pish? who's pish aint had a single :duffer: today :rofl:

the girl on the right looks ok tho :rofl: :rofl: seriously nice car and speck good luck and many hours of fun with it :)

just the other day you was talking about going to the pod on sunday :confused: this must of been a split second decision, so whats the next project?

i dont think its any thing to do with the ecu as there is power at the injector connector it has to be the injector.

Well it seems it has to be the injector, put a multimeter on the injector connector and getting a reading of about 13.5v checked the connector on a known working one to see if there was any difference in volt reading, the same voltage reading so power getting to the connector ok and rules out ECU. Just to rule out it cant be the ignition side i checked coil pack connector got voltage reading of about 14.5v also checked another coil pack connector also a reading of 14.5v. So now have the lovely job of lifting the plenum to replace 1 lousy injector :( i just had an idea tho it could be possible the injector is stuck im gonna give it a short sharp :smash:

pmsl sounds like you made good impression on the mother in law so far, does she still talk to you? lol

or wait untill its 15 years old and worth £2,000 and as reliable as the zed, be perfect replacement then :rofl:

:rofl: happens to the best of us lol i guess you had to marry her after that :)

seen one along the A127 once handsome car, yep this would be on the short list of cars that could replace the zed

wheres the film

What is the most embarrassing moment or quote you have ever had or said, the kind of moment where you just wish a hole in the ground would appear so you could disappear down it. one of my many was when I was round a then girlfriends perants house with her having a nice cup of tea with her and the mother when the girlfriend suddenly out the blue says, Carl do you love me? And me with my big mouth that opens before i think replys...........well i fook you dont i! Then there was silence except the sound of my jaw hitting the ground as i realised where i was and what i had said :rofl: :rofl:

2 flys sitting on a turd, 1 farted and the other 1 says "do you mind im eating!"

two suicide bombers in jj sports trying on ruk sacks 1 turns to the other and says "do you think my bomb looks big in this?"

paddy and murphy walking down the road murphy finds a mirror, picks it up, looks in it and says "I know the face but cant think who it is" paddy says "Give us it here, i take a look" to his surprise he turns to murphy and shouts "its me you idiot!"

im trying honest lol

would of come to that from the s/e region but car come down with man flu, its running a bit sick, unless i sort it before then

mug the 6 year olds of their sweets to give to the older kids so they dont throw eggs at your car lol

tight b@st@rd :rofl:

well i know how much this c*nt weighs but it's rude to ask a guy his weight lol

he been hidding in the bushes..............................he should be so lucky :tongue:

yep they all went down the pan :rofl:

saw red g reg for sale on birchwood road, wilmington/swanley today and past few weeks

and they gave him the wrong answer

no he asked the audience :rofl: