Everything posted by CarlZ
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is it wrong to laugh at this ?? HA HA HA NOPE
well it aint mine so................................Hahahahahahahahahahahaha see women cant even drive them bloody things, fook sake dont give her a shopping trolly :rofl: :rofl:
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When you recieve your calendar
Finaly picked mine up from the post office today very impressed with the quality and pics. Want my car in it for next year now, how do i get it in there? :)
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All year round car?
These cars are only as good as the maintenance your prepared to do on them, if they arnt maintained correctly and regularly they will let you down as with any vehicle, poss more so with the zed as they are a specialist car and need specialist attention especially the turbo models plus they are old cars now and most of the parts that havnt yet been replaced will most proberbly need replaicing in the future. All i can say is be prepared for any event with these cars. Apart from that good luck :)
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Red................tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
obviously hes an immigrant :rofl: :rofl:
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Say something NICE about the person above...
now there go's a man with wisdom
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Say something NASTY about the person above...
and its good night from him, the bent man :rofl: :rofl:
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Say something NASTY about the person above...
yep just read the nice things i said about you
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Ferrari Lookalike!!!
He wouldnt dare be a member on here.........would he?
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Say something NICE about the person above...
slowhand is such a nice guy i wouldnt say a bad word against him :D
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Bad Day?
Think your having a bad day? Imagine this:- Your a siamese twin joined at the hip. Your brother is Gay but your not. His lover is on his way over and you only have one arse! :eek::eek::confused:
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Say something NICE about the person above...
slowhand kills me with his wicked sence of humour
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slowhand named so, because of his lack of ability to think fast also known as 40 watt as he's a bit dim
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Putting rubbish in other people's bin
should of dumped out on his front garden
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how many woman
in your 4x4's :rofl:
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water sports fans
thats awsome wish i still had my boat i would get 1 of them.....wanna do it big time
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will it be a white one
:rofl: too true, nothing like an uncontrolable drift.......not. Good for the adrenaline tho
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bloody yanks
i think if i had that sort of money to own 5 or 6 zeds and a garage like that i propably just keep my zed and have something else as well
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will it be a white one
well you do say lets drift, Eileen :rofl:
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bovs again quick question on pressure
i put mine in place of the re circs, i dont get any stalling of the engine when i lift off the gas, i just wondered why mine dosnt have the adjuster at the back :)
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how many woman
Every time i hear the name Heather it reminds me of when i was a school kid and i fancied this bird called heather, so i decided to write a poem and send it to her to get her to fancy me.........how wrong was i, her dad found it and came round to give me a b0llockin, it might of had something to do with the content of the poem, it had something about getting married in it but the line i remember was the best bit, it said something about walking in the country and i said can you smell the heather, but you replyed no i just farted it must be the weather :rofl: :rofl: never did go out with her, wonder why? :slap:
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bloody yanks
do you think it might be a business workshop?
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Say something NASTY about the person above...
yeah i licked pussy and i come to realize they all taste of dove soap and its more than you ever done coz you already got hair round your mouth and it makes you talk like a cnut and that silly red suit you wear, but at least im alowed out the house more than once a year, so what you bringing me?
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painfull clips
can you knock up a picnic for us then ;)
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only when its your turn to be the boy and you dont get confused and think your talking to yourself lol
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check this out!!!
noway would i do that call my car a ferrari :nono:when mines a lambo :rofl: