CarlZ

and if you have a piss it goes backwards well funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

i was coming back from the gym tonight and sitting at traffic lights a guy came past with a little boy of about 2 or 3 and he was telling the boy all the different cars then the boy see mine and pointed the guy said thats a racing car look at the wheels, then he said it "i think thats a Toyota or something :smash: ARRRRR then changed his mind and said "i think its a Skyline :smash: :smash: AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I decide not to say anything and tell him what it was i thought poor twat you can spend the rest of your life fooking wondering now, but i did have to laugh when the boy pointed to the van behind me and the bloke said "oh that, thats just a boring old van :rofl: So i think it prob a case no one knows what they are those who do know whats involved owning 1

we are the best and if you blow off while you do it, it tickles

i also enjoy putting my balls and willy between my legs and looking in the mirror coz it looks like a lady beard :rofl: :rofl: think i might go Hollywood style :rofl:

im hanging in there son im hanging in. is that why my mum used to dress me as a girl when i was little, no wonder im confussed lol

go faster stripes :rofl: :rofl:

if im still awake i might

To me a show car is just that it is what it says on the tin "a show car" and thats all it does, go's to shows. Its almost impossible to use a show car on the road and still keep it in show condition without some little scratch or dent appearing :)

only bet what i can affored to lose, if i have a good night i put my stake back in my pocket anything else left is what i play with if i lose the rest i still got what i went in with and i've had a good night too, come out with anything over i've had a result, it payed for my boy to go to America with the school so not so bad sometimes and how else am i gonna keep the zed going :rofl:

well you win some you lose some tonight was a lose some night :cry: lol still its a bit of fun

went to the casino fookin waste of time that fooker was :headvswal :rofl:

Does anyone in the Essex/London area have conzult/datascan they would kindly put my car on to locate a fault........please :)

And now you have it out in the open do you now feel inner peace within yourself, no pent up frustration now you've come out :rofl: :rofl:

i had it permed to be like you i want to be a 70's throw back as well

your so kind yam if only you wasnt so modest

yeah she did but i had to go first to open her up for you, break her in gently for the real weapon to be planted

o dear please dont do your usuel and get up on the bar and piss over everyone even tho you dont feel embarressed about doing it any more after the counciling tryed to stop you doing it

im not a patch on you though yam

good god yamr6 is still suffering from those delusions of grandeur i thought the hospital had cured you of that now, thats why you out amongst the public

that we are yamr6 is such a decent bloke he forgives everything nasty written about him

and yamr6 has got a little willy which gives us all a good laugh which would be awaste of time yamr6 trying to pack his fudge he would be better off being a transexuel

thats not nice for a say something nice thread :smash:

im hitting the casino tonight and will prob have a few there, a few more to drown my sorrows when i start losing :rofl: :rofl:

Happy birthday hope you sink plenty of beers tonight :)

bugger beat me to it, yampi is a close second