scrawni

What tights :D

I would make this bit wear them

On the Venom, if you didn't have the crystals then it would look better but the mouth needs to be a bit bigger.

Thats what the clubs all about, good on ya boys. They do it in Oz and call them tech days, loads meet up at someones place and fix the car/cars, it sounds like a fun day out as well.

I had this and had to dis engage the raid feature, format and partition both drives and then load onto one drive, once this was done I then loaded the raid tools back on and it was fine.

Green

Lucky bugger

Next morning and me head hurts just a little, but my fingers are working propperly :D

Go slugger, what a twat, i wish i was the sermariton

shit i'm pissed, i'm eatin a kebab abd don't know which bed to slerp in, her mate around nd if i get iy wrong :slap:

Quality

Getting ready for a beer and the boy puts AC/DC on DAMN THEY ROCK Bring on the beer :duffer: :duffer:

Fireworks are great, in the right hands, but tell the mothers of the poor idiots that get burned or killed every year that there should be no legislation, or tell the owner of a nice car that got blown up cos someone thought it would be fun to put fireworks under it. Thats not an exgaderation (damn I can't spell) there are fireworks out there that will bring the side of a house down and they are sold in corner shops by idiots to children who then kill themselves.

You know its nice to hear Zed nuts actually slateing something, other car nuts just wouldn't hear a bad word said about anything on their pride and joy even if it was like the indicator stalk, pants.

I just think its a Ferrari thing, if they can't win they cry. Remember when Mika and DC trounced the field in Australia and DC let Mika past? active brakeing wasn't it, Ferrari cryed then and McClaren had to take it off.

The best advice I was given when I started to weld was make it sound like sizzling bacon, welding is easy its the setting up of the rig that is the hardest bit. As said don't use gasless you will just blow holes in everthing and get disheartend. Have fun

He needs to become a caractor, F1 is full of boreing planks at the moment, oh yeah and imagine his tax bill if he stayed here.

The Koala and the little Lizard A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past, looks up and says "Hey koala ! What are you doing ?" The koala say "Smoking a joint, come up and have some" So the little lizard climbs up the tree and sits next to the koala and they smoke a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is a bit "dry" and he's going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the bank, then asks the little lizard "What's the matter with you ?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile how he was sitting in a tree smoking a few joints with the koala, got stoned and fell into the river while getting a drink. The crocodile says that he has to check this out and walks into the rainforest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting still smoking a joint, looks up and says "Hey you !" The koala looks down at him and say : " Faaaa-aaark dude, how much water did you drink ?"

Ooooowwwwwwwww

Maybe the pigeon got lost

I like the orange, but on a standard car without body mods then steer well clear. You might get away with it sat on 19s and dropped but then you might not. Haveing seen a couple of the standard yellow Zeds and likeing what I see, I still can't see orange being right for standard body lines. You need photoshop

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: you bad lad :rofl:

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago." "! And what about the third rose?" she asked. "That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.

I don't like the door belts, they look out of place just stuck there. Get the later ones Si they feel better as well.

Yes why would his exhaust tappets be set smaller than his intake :confused: