Slowhand

What Wozzer said...He beat me to it :D

LMAO There`s NEVER a pointless post from this guy :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Although the Username is unreadable , a bit like Mr Mxtplzycplx from the ole Superman comics ...ok , I realise that nobody here remembers them . But it`s true what they say...education is on the slide :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I got mine from Dell , recommended by someone who works on `puters . I`m very happy with it . They only sell online , but you get to choose the spec and price range . Then they deliver it to your door :hyper: . Nice to see somebody helping their folks out (although I`m certain you all would :bow: )...Good man , Gaz :D

Da fox , I suggest you lay low for a while :rofl:

You get to East Cowes from Southampton . Portsmouth to Fishbourne woulda been better , and a shorter crossing , to get to Seaview .

Marsden ?

I had a 260 Z in the 80`s..loved it when I got it , but it was kinda unreliable : twin carb straight six with a strange choke lever on the tunnel behind the gearstick . Several cars later ,I got a red 280ZX which I thought looked great at the time...more reliable , but not as quick as it looked . Traded that for a Z31 turbo which was , at the time financially and realistically , the height of my ambition . Quicker and totally reliable . Then the Z32 came out and I was bessotted , but knew I`d no chance of owning one :cry: Many years and cars later I got a Zed TT which pleased me muchly..then I came across this website and found out that I`m treading on eggshells , walking a tightrope and generally always in imminent danger of something MAJOR going breasts up. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Too much info can be worrying , but you guys an` gals offer a load of terrific advice , so maybe it`s better to be informed of the risks and preventions . OK , I`m slavering on a bit...see StellaZ`s post for the reason :tongue: I`m gonna shut me gob and try to find me coat :nana2:

NO . And NEVER ask me about my business again . Michael Corleone , The Godfather :tongue: :tongue: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

Good luck and be safe...soldiers , as we know , don`t start wars and most don`t like war . Respect . Get home safely , bud .

One of my neighbours has just bought a black XK 4.2 . And coincidentally there was a Vantage parked outside my building today right next to my Zed . B****rd . LOL

Take Roy Keane with ya , (but don`t tell `im you`re not into football ) ,tell him the toon army are friendly to Mackems...good luck ! LOL

Just read this very sad news . Condolences to family and friends .

That`s OK , mate , as long as your [brilliant ] Peter Kay wasn`t on it at the same time :rofl:

I didn`t read any other posts before I watched that , turned me volume up `cause I couldn`t hear anything , then nearly flew off me fooking chair , vertically . Then read StellaZ`s post and FPMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ( I happen to be having a " livener " meself at the moment ) :duffer: Still laffing :bow:

:confused: :confused: :confused: "This extended drain interval actually causes synthetics to be more cost effective over the course of 2 to 3 oil changes "

£250 ! :eek: Bejaysus! How important is a fookin` gear shifter !!! :headvswal Well , as long as you have one in the first place , I mean . Reminds me of Robin Williams when he said cocaine is God`s way of saying you`re earning too much money :rolleyes:

BOIIIING ! Time for bed .

Beginning to think ya might be joshing :rolleyes:

And Barsteward for being that young :slap: LOL

LOL , well all the more congrats ! :cool: :cool: :cool:

Shoulda PM`d me and let members suffer for a while , then I would have announced you as the original winner and Nobel Prize candidate for a) Quickest Logical Finker in The Whole Wide World or b) The only other guy on here who used to listen to Noel Edmunds on radio in the 80`s , when he was good . :duffer: :)

Bugger ! Well done , mate . :bow: Kinda curtailed the life of the thread , though :(

If you haven`t heard this before , it`ll test your lateral thinking . Imagine a totalitarian state . A prisoner is being held in a cell which has two doors , one of which leads to freedom , the other to death . There are two guards in the cell : one ALWAYS tells the truth , the other ALWAYS tells lies . The prisoner , not knowing which guard is which , is allowed to ask one of them one question to choose the right door . What should he do ?

For " Squibble " read squiggle : damn keyboard :duffer: Which reminds me of the woman who went into the Butcher`s and ordered half a pound of kidley . He says , " You mean kidney , don`t you ? " She says " That`s what I said , diddle I ? " I Thank you all , and good night :wack:

Yeah , trying to avoid " Profiling " by pretending to be an oil-rich twat . :xxx: