Slowhand

:rofl::rofl::rofl: Glad you and your dad had a great day out , LittleREDZED :D

Good one , Harry :D I`m very happy for you . :nana2::nana2::nana2:

Bear in mind he was already disqualified so he can`t have had insurance and if anything had gone wrong involving other people , it could have been a biggie .

I know :p I was " on one " :rofl:

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It`s on now ;)

Fifth Gear 8 pm , on Five . " Jason Plato and Tiff Needel go head to head in the Evo X FQ300 and the Impreza WRX STi.....And VBH takes Ronnie O`Sullivan on some high-speed test drives " Just a thought...:cool:

Alright , case dismissed :)

PMSL :rofl::rofl:

You watch Diagnosis Murder ? :shock::shock: :rofl::rofl:

Read right to the end lol New Innovation : The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Oh dear . You`re too young to get into that kind of old-fashioned stereotypical behaviour . People twenty , even forty years older than you would cringe at it . She`s not "the " anything , for a start . Stop it !!! LOL You sound like a great couple though . Just don`t get old before your time ;) Yours " Slowhand , Uninvited Agony Uncle "

Never mind , it could have been worse . It could have been a ZED :eek: Joking aside , bad luck mate . I hope you get it sorted out . BTW , just curious , if she`s your " Mrs " , why don`t you live together ? Or I`ve misinterpreted the whole thing and you were dropping her home and going on somewhere else to return to the same home later . See how bored I am ? :rofl::rofl:

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Happy Birthday :D

:rofl::rofl: Bless !

Happy Birthday , have a hair-of-the-dog then start again :D

You old romantic ! :rofl::rofl:

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Without looking it up , it always seems to be pronounced kaz-m ( two syllables ) Fook , bed-time ( another two syllables ) :shock: :rofl::rofl:

Now you`re making sense ! ;):rofl: It`s certainly a hard one , though :confused:

LOL , tw*ts ! :rofl:

Happy Birthday ! Have a good `un :duffer::D

That`s where I usually drive , too . Maybe I`ll spot ya one day :D

Well done , you ! :rofl::rofl::rofl: