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Glenn, I am becoming increasingly concerned about your sanity. Please seek some professional help. Look after yourself now, Dave

ROFL that choccy looks familiar- pity it's all gone though :( Dave

I agree Jaffa, a new 'nose' alone can make a car look 'nose-heavy'- a set of skirts and a rear bumper would help to balance it it out. Dave

Tony, how much did you pay for it and where did you get it from (if you don't mind me asking?) Any pics of it installed in your Z? Cheerz Dave

posh totty Vicky Butler-Henderson drives a Zonda roadster around Italy- niiiiiice ;) ok its 8:30- not 8:00 as I originally stated :rolleyes: Dave

Stu, was that £395.00 for the EVC V with the separate screen? My AVC-R may have packed-up :( and I'm considering the Greddy E-01 or HKS EVC V as possible replacements. Dave

LMFAO! :D:D:D Nice one!

You mean the Atkins diet ? - no diet is proven and there is some evidence saying that the Atkins diet is not good for you ! Could be some truth in that- didn't he drop dead the other week? Dave

Glad they are ok :eek: Wonder if they're putting those alloys up for sale now- I'd be interested :p Dave

Great footage Jon :eek: Nice one! Dave

Definately, I remember at Nottingham last year I saw 2 Z's in a lay-by, one with the bonnet up. Turned out it was Syko off our forum :) I wasn't much help as I'm a mechanical retard- no I'm not a robot who is stupid :rolleyes:, I'm just not that good with engines. :p Well at least I made an effort :D Dave

Yeah well done Latz! The Skyline practically leapt from the start line :eek: I noticed he had a camcorder mounted in the car, so there may be some in-car footage soon :D Dave

Stu, I did go in the end. It was a good day, apart from the weather. Latz's mighty R32 ran a very impressice 11.4 for the quarter mile- quickest car on the day- despite an absolutely gorgeous green R34 V-SPEC II NUR :eek: Dave

A sad day indeed, hope you still keep in touch with us all though! I think this now makes me the longest-serving forum member. I feel really old now, thanks a lot!! :eek: Dave

Mine's a 01/08/94 mate Dave

....yeah and they will be empty very soon knowing you m8 :p Dave

They look great Trev :cool: Dave

ROFL- that was hilarious, when's the next one Vin? Dave

Matz, you forgot this one:- "Bonjourrrr, you cheese-eating surrender-monkeys":- Groundskeeper Willie ;) Dave

This is what I like to see at a Shell filling station:-

This must be one of the funniest threads I've seen in ages here, good to see we've all kept our sense of humour regardless of our "little digs" at each other :D Dave

Really sorry to hear about your tragic loss. Dave

Here's the (now cancelled!) schedule for Badhdad TV:- IRAQI TV GUIDE 06.00 - Morning Prayers 07.30 - The Rock 'n Roll Years 629 AD - A look back at the events of the last year, including the execution of 2,300 dissidents and the opening of a new French oil refinery. 08.00 - FILM : Saddambusters - Dramatisation of the glorious 1991 Iraqi victory in Kuwait. 09.30 - Have I Got Genocide For You - Celebrities make weapons of mass destruction out of everyday objects. 10.00 - Holiday - The team check out nice places for the Saddam family to retire. Featuring: North Korea, Zimbabwe and France. 10.30 - M*O*U*S*T*A*S*H*E - Amusing field hospital series continues with Mustafa treating some children maimed by landmines. 11.30 - Tomorrow's World - New torture inventions for scientists who refuse to make nuclear bombs. 12.00 - Green Peter - The total amount of smallpox virus bought by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed. Also - three ways to burn a flag, and how to make a President Bush effigy. 12.30 - Only Fools and Camels - Dhal-Boy offloads some dodgy French rocket-launchers to a bloke from Hamas. 13.30 - Koranation Street - Deirdrie faces execution by cat o'nine tails for being a shiite. Benny is hung upside-down for being homosexual. 14.00 - Question Time - Members of the public face awkward questions from the Secret Service. 15.00 - Allah McBeal 15.30 - You've Bin Ladened - Amusing footage shot secretly in Iraq's prisons. The film-makers were also secretly shot. 16.00 - Middle-East Enders - The entire cast is beheaded for not saluting when Saddam comes on the telly. 16.30 - Sadd's Army - The Basra-on-Sea home guard repel another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels. Fraser has his willy hacked off for stealing some of Corporal Jones's sausages. 17.00 - Wheel of Terror 17.30 - Talitubbies - Dipsy and Tinky-Winky make nerve-gas. 18.00 - FILM : Saddam's Angels - The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to bring democracy and free speech to Iraq. 19.30 - Big Brother - Who will be taken to Baghdad and executed this week? 20.30 - Xena : Modestly Dressed Housewife - Xena stays at home in a mask and does some housework. 21.30 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer. 22.30 - The Sky At Night - presented by Patrick the Moor. What to see in the Iraqi night sky during March: Includes B52 Bombers, Stealth Fighters and Cruise Missiles. 23.30 - LATE FILM : Carry on Praying. 01.00 - Closedown - For Good. Cheerz :D Dave

I stumbled across this a few weeks ago, kept me occupied for ages :D I caught it out with "Ray Von" from "Phoenix Nights" and "Royston Figgis" from "Only When I laugh". It lets you add these to the database, so as time goes on, the chances of catching it out get slimmer. Dave

FFS- I was expecting a Challenger 2 :p Dave