DaveW

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he >hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little >Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, 'You Sign! You sign!' >Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing >there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder. >'You Sign! You sign!' Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the >wrong man',and shuts the door in his face. > >The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the >little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his >clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, 'You sign! You sign!' Mr Mandela is >getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, >shouting: 'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!' >Then he slams the door in his face again. The following day, Nelson is >resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again. On >opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man thrusting a >clipboard under his nose, shouting, 'You sign! You sign!' Behind him are >TWO very >large trucks full of car parts. > >This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man >by his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look, I don't want these! Do you >understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these >to?' >The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard, >and says > > > > > > > > (wait for it) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Get your best Chinese accent ready ..... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'You not Nissan Main Dealer?'

With a name like Pete "Shrimp"; you can't be a veggie :D My fiancee is a veggie, but I'm a true carnivore - I like my steak RARE :p Dave

Green would look good against black! You serious about this Adam? :rolleyes:

I wonder who the other 3 are :D ;) :rolleyes: Dave

Didn't you know he has a 2+2+2+1 ;) :D Dave

Sorry to hear about your accident David, the main thing is you are not hurt. Hope you're back in a Z very soon. Dave

No Stu, the lacquer fell off during you clumsy effort at removing my brake disks :rolleyes: ;) Dave

Would this girl have a spotty arse to match her spotty face? :D ;) Dave

"self praise is no recommendation" - I'm the best ;) Dave

Saw on the news tonight that the Tories said if they were elected they would:- 1. Increase the national speed limit to 80 MPH 2. Remove speed cameras 3. Dig-up speed bumps Looks like they are after the Z driver's vote ;) Although I'd like to see at least a 150MPH speed limit :rolleyes: Dave

Pah - I'll bring me "magna doodle" next time, beats the shit out your Canon m8 ;)

In that case I'm bringing my old stock rear lamps, spoiler brake lamp and a pair of rusty discs too. Hopefully I can flog them, I may even bring an old roller skate for the frog to sit on :D Dave

Vinz had a special session of his "numbers game" to count all the money he made from it Roy :D Dave

You gonna be stalking at Billing too Vinz :D ;) Dave

LOL- nice work 'neet :D

I'd suggest a test drive, thats the only real way to find out if you'd like to own a Z. Dave

Was a good day, and a nice little victory for Tony Lack winning an award for his Z. Nice one ;) Dave

How ugly is that? Hideous :rolleyes:

Was it the normal XK8 or the XKR? The XKR's are well rapid :eek:

ROFL :D nothing better than killing a beemer. Any idea on the specs of a Z4?

I always get mixed-up between 'Brazilian' and 'Hollywood' :confused:

In that case I'm suprised no-one sells a FROG-light kit for zeds :D:D:D Cheerz Dave

Haven't laughed so much in this place. It's been a 'breath of fresh air' :D Dave

Has anyone told them that the heads have fallen off their brushes? Poor sods probably haven't realised :( Dave

Looks great, good job! LOL - I have the same problem with my camera phone, pics are blurry- is yours a Nokia 7650? Dave