Ok so i've just put the oven on and the door bell goes. It's 2 bloke's from the church of Jesus Christ. I tell them that i'm not interested in learning about God and one of them say's fine no problem, as i go to close the door the 2nd one start's asking about my car. How long i've had it, any problem's i've had etc.

He said when he move's to the U.S his going to get one as his want'ed one for a long time.

Were they JW's? Cos normal christians don't usually go door to door, its usually JW's that do that.

dont know about jesus, but me being god im sure my son would follow in my footsteps

yeah he'd drive one.

 

He warned me to not jump into one and made me get a 180sx first so i could get used to turbo boost after lag without dying

 

Then when i was ready... he made me sell the 180sx and buy a 300ZX TT

 

Then... even though i live in Perth... tonight on the way home he blessed me with friggin cold air, so boosted kicked in, i lost traction, and left my boss behind me in a cloud of smoke.

 

I am saved :D

yeah he'd drive one.

 

He warned me to not jump into one and made me get a 180sx first so i could get used to turbo boost after lag without dying

 

Then when i was ready... he made me sell the 180sx and buy a 300ZX TT

 

Then... even though i live in Perth... tonight on the way home he blessed me with friggin cold air, so boosted kicked in, i lost traction, and left my boss behind me in a cloud of smoke.

 

I am saved :D

cant remeber telling you that:D:duffer:

If he can turn water into wine, I'm sure he could turn a Fiesta into a Ferrari...so no, he wouldn't drive a Z.

Quite possibly, but even with his miracle performing skills, I bet he couldn't fix one :tongue: :rofl:

lol

us: Jesus.. i think its dead... please help

Jesus: *looks under bonnet shaking head*. yep... told you to buy a supra

No because he is dead..............(if he existed in the first place):x:

 

But if there was such a thing as Satan then I reckon he might drive one if he were around today........;)

 

Richard:D

 

PS; I'm sorry if my comments offend any Christians here. I mean no disrespect, it's just my opinion as a non-Christian.....

No because he is dead..............(if he existed in the first place):x:

 

But if there was such a thing as Satan then I reckon he might drive one if he were around today........;)

 

Richard:D

 

PS; I'm sorry if my comments offend any Christians here. I mean no disrespect, it's just my opinion as a non-Christian.....

 

Yes and Satans Zedwould be faster than Noble 1 and never break down and all on standard internals and turbos. So all the rest of the tweaking Zedders would be beging to know his serects.

no he didnt. jesus drove a wartburg, it was the nearest thing to a nail gun ;)

If he has the ability to walk on bloody water, why the **** would he drive?

Thread needs renaming. 'Would Jehovah drive a Z'?

 

JWs do my friggin' head in. So do Street Preachers (Evangelists). I'd rather neither drove a Z! lol

ROM 5:1-21

 

It is written:

 

[1] Therefore, since we are justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ.

[2] Through him we have obtained access to this grace in which we ride, and we rejoice in our hope of sharing the glory of the Zed.

[3] More than that, we rejoice in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance, that which is required by simple ownership,

[4] and endurance produces character, and character produces hope,

[5] and hope does not disappoint us, because our profits have been poured into our cars through the Holy Spirit which has been given to us. (the credit card).

 

There, the proof. :D

Sounds more like Mormons to me.

Sounds more like Mormons to me.

 

 

yeah your right "there all fookin morons if you ask me"

....yes if only for the way he'd have driven it....

Sorry! (forgot there was a swear word on it!) literally jsut come in washed the dirt off my hands and am shattered after taking off my front calipers and adjusting my handbrake for teh re-test tomorrow.....hoping to be up to Japfest albeit a bit late!!

Could be mormons, JW's or normal christians.

 

Some normal churches practice this. But more JW's and Mormans do it as they both feel they have to "earn" thier way into heaven and this is one way they try and do that.

 

Normal Christians dont feel they have to earn thier way in but practice it to try and "save" more people.

 

Back on/off topic... when i was shopping for a Zed, I almost didn't buy one but was "tempted" by a black Corvette instead. It looked awsome. The online add "The Devil Himself would drive this car"

 

lol nice.