A GIRLS PRAYER

 

Lord,

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who's willy's thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks,

When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,

Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,

In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!

I pray that this man will love me no end,

And never attempt to shag my best friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,

I look at the dickhead you sent me instead.

 

Amen.

 

 

BOYS PRAYER

 

Lord,

I pray for a girl with nice tits.

 

Amen.

 

Mrs dunk300zxtt(Wnedy)

Originally posted by dunk300zxtt:

 

BOYS PRAYER

 

Lord,

I pray for a girl with nice tits.

 

Amen.

 

 

AMEN.............lordy lordy lordy....

 

 

Matty.

 

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Nice tits AND arse please!

double d's or nout!

how gutted am i my lass has aa's

BUT THEY WILL BE GETTING THE DOUBLE D SILICONE SOON!THANK ****

Ah but notice how easy pleased men are but how bloody awkward women are

Paul

 

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Paul

 

We may be difficult to please, but our standards are so much higher, and would you want us any other way.

 

Mrs dunk300zxtt(Wendy)

Not that high round our way.........

fecking bunch of **** !

 

I was just half way through typing something witty and I've forgotten it.. bah.

 

You'd have all been really impressed... or.. umm... not!

 

Any girl would do.. I'm bored and single!