have just been told by another neighbour that our new neighbour (who are a bit dodgy) was lurking about in my back garden late last nite, i was told a few weeks ago that someone had been seen lurking about in the back yards so one of my neighbours had a camera set up and caught this fooker climbing over my fence and raking about

 

tried knocking on his door to confront him but got no answer

 

do i handle this my way and give him a warning and probably a kicking or do i get the police involved and get told that he is actually allowed to roam around in my back garden as he wasnt actually stealing anything :rolleyes:

 

am well pissed off, i hate the fact that someone has climbed into y garden and was racking about, im actually fuming

Go see the guy, let him know you have video of him in your garden, and if it happens again he wont get the chance to say sorry. Should do the trick.

The police wont do **** all about it m8, give him a warning that he has been seen raking around and if he gets lippy give him a good ****ing shoeing, after all a mans back garden is his own private kingdom lol

Get the lads round with a few racks of beer, and set up your barbecue in HIS garden. Make sure you take the garden furniture over to for your own comfort, and have a kick about, all the while chucking the empties about his lawn.

If he has an issue with it show him the vid of him in yours, then kick his head in.

 

The guy must be a tit!

Did a big trench your side of the fence and cover it with something flimsy. Next time he comes over he'll break a leg !

wtf was he doing !? ...and not the first time either. weird.

Did a big trench your side of the fence and cover it with something flimsy. Next time he comes over he'll break a leg !

 

 

Mmmmm but then Allan would sued for it :headvswal :headvswal

id let him know that you know he was about and take it from there no point in aggrevating the situation until you have to mate

well he wont answer the door, he knows im onto him, will leave it at that, if it happens again then its a kicking for him

well he wont answer the door, he knows im onto him, will leave it at that, if it happens again then its a kicking for him

better tell the missus to start counting her nickers on the washing line mate,sounds like a cotton crawler :mad:

better tell the missus to start counting her nickers on the washing line mate,sounds like a cotton crawler :mad:

could be after stellaz skiddy kex instead

been asking about, apperently he is a recovering druggie, maybe a failing one at that, may be looking for something to steal

 

also been told that he was arguing with his bird at about three this morn she chucked him out, he may have been climbing over the fences to get back in thehouse (back window was wide open on his house)

 

still he shouldnt have been in my back garden, course i may be wrong, he may be casing the back yards

 

will catch the fooker when he comes out of the house

could be after stellaz skiddy kex instead

nah, ive only got one pair and i never take them off lol

have just been told by another neighbour that our new neighbour (who are a bit dodgy) was lurking about in my back garden late last nite, i was told a few weeks ago that someone had been seen lurking about in the back yards so one of my neighbours had a camera set up and caught this fooker climbing over my fence and raking about

 

tried knocking on his door to confront him but got no answer

 

do i handle this my way and give him a warning and probably a kicking or do i get the police involved and get told that he is actually allowed to roam around in my back garden as he wasnt actually stealing anything :rolleyes:

 

am well pissed off, i hate the fact that someone has climbed into y garden and was racking about, im actually fuming

Allan, why dont we have a meet at your house, lets face it, some of us are big fookers, and him seeing all of us at yours, might worry him a bit. ;)

Allan, why dont we have a meet at your house, lets face it, some of us are big fookers, and him seeing all of us at yours, might worry him a bit. ;)

exellent idea ill bring my lucky shotgun

pmsl, i think he has already seen the sie of my family, its enough to even scare me lol

 

will have a meet when i can actually accomodate people in my house without getting stuck in wires that hang out of my ceilings and wallls lol

then i'd better bring my lucky plastering kit then lol

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ sounds like a plan lads

pmsl, i think he has already seen the sie of my family, its enough to even scare me lol

 

will have a meet when i can actually accomodate people in my house without getting stuck in wires that hang out of my ceilings and wallls lol

sounds like my house mate

Alan, atm all it is is civil tresspass, so the old bill cant do anything. BUT it may well be worth letting them know, especially if he is a recovering druggie, in which case hes probably done a bit of burglary in his time. You dont have to make a report, but its good intelligence.

 

Just be carefull when you do confront him, especially if its in your back garden, doesnt matter how big you are, a knife in the gut will bring you down regardless of size.

 

Carry something like a baseball bat/cricket bat and aim for very meaty areas, thighs shoulders etc, take longer for brusing to come out, and it where alot of the main nerves are so itll have a stronger effect. And make use of your attic.

 

Ill say know more

some sound advice there bud cheers, will wait till ive spoken to him before i decide on what to do

Alan, atm all it is is civil tresspass, so the old bill cant do anything. BUT it may well be worth letting them know, especially if he is a recovering druggie, in which case hes probably done a bit of burglary in his time. You dont have to make a report, but its good intelligence.

 

Just be carefull when you do confront him, especially if its in your back garden, doesnt matter how big you are, a knife in the gut will bring you down regardless of size.

 

Carry something like a baseball bat/cricket bat and aim for very meaty areas, thighs shoulders etc, take longer for brusing to come out, and it where alot of the main nerves are so itll have a stronger effect. And make use of your attic.

 

Ill say know more

so there the tactics you use hey :tongue:

Hell yeah, you just gotta know how to play the game when it comes to the law my friend! i cant see it being a bad thing that some of you guys know how to play the game

 

Carry something like a baseball bat/cricket bat and aim for very meaty areas, thighs shoulders etc, take longer for brusing to come out, and it where alot of the main nerves are so itll have a stronger effect. And make use of your attic.

 

Ill say know more

 

Reminds me of when i was a PSU officer for Sussex doing the demos in Brighton, I know what you mean mate.

. And make use of your attic.

 

Ill say know more

 

but after a few days the body will smell :hurl: :tongue:

but after a few days the body will smell :hurl: :tongue:

:rofl: :rofl: and theres little ole me thinking he was getting advice about a loft conversion