Were going out to dinner, shes tried on 7 pairs of jeans, dresses and christ knows what else and shes moaning shes fat, ugly and pretty much everything else. 2 flipping hours and were now going to be late because shes makeing me iron some dresses.

 

its just a dinner with mates. im wearing jeans and a T ffs.

 

we havent got to the shoes :slap:

:) dont rush her

You're ironing??? One simple way to get out of that - burn her clothes with it :rofl:

It aint half nice when you stick your willy in em though! LOL :rofl: :rofl:

It aint half nice when you stick your willy in em though! LOL :rofl: :rofl:

:nono: its so wrong to have sex with irons kim

My wife just read this and said you are piss poor ! :slap:

 

You should have ironed the dresses earlier and colour coded the shoes ready !

 

I dont go out with her much anymore !! :rofl: :rofl:

 

Alan...........

we havent got to the shoes :slap:

PMFSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

it was a lovely meal. But..

 

300zx girl. so getting in teh car and ringing her to tell her Ill meet her at teh restraunt if she isnt out the door in 5 minutes isnt strictly rushing her.

 

Msg to Kim. Err Did you read my other post, wont be doing that for a while (and from her reaction to that all I got was a smile ffs)

 

As to the Ironing, I did lol I melted a top that was some ultra easy material to melt, its not hidden till I can get rid of it. (why cos I bought it for her)

 

Oh and tell your wife to come round and show me, I have one color coordination. Shoes with anythig trousery with a shirt.

Deve8uk if your Mrs ever asks you 'Do I look fat in this?' there is actually a worse answer than 'Yes'. For fooks sake never say 'Hang on just stand back so I can fit you all in!' they don't like it.

it was a lovely meal. But..

 

300zx girl. so getting in teh car and ringing her to tell her Ill meet her at teh restraunt if she isnt out the door in 5 minutes isnt strictly rushing her.

 

Msg to Kim. Err Did you read my other post, wont be doing that for a while (and from her reaction to that all I got was a smile ffs)

 

As to the Ironing, I did lol I melted a top that was some ultra easy material to melt, its not hidden till I can get rid of it. (why cos I bought it for her)

 

Oh and tell your wife to come round and show me, I have one color coordination. Shoes with anythig trousery with a shirt.

It was a general comment mate, not directed to you or your Mrs. :D

It was a general comment mate, not directed to you or your Mrs. :D

 

 

lol no mate I was talking about the zipper incident.