Well do ya ?!!!

Ive been dead twice and never seen any tunnel or white lights!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's make this the saddest thread ever....just to piss Nico off !

All I knows is she ain't white.........

I'll start the stopwatch then, bets anyone on how long it will take the main man to zap this thread when he sees that you're taking the piss? LOL

 

NO, is my answer...although I did question my faith when all day drinking laws were finally passed through Parliament!!!

 

 

 

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I once had a friend, who was a fish called Herbert, and one day he told me he believed in Cod.

 

 

And Im a Prawn-again Christian.

 

 

 

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->Glen

JESUS WAS AN ALIEN?

Jesus helped me build my Hotrod!

 

 

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[This message has been edited by Timmy_Turbo (edited 03-07-2002).]

I am a Spiritualist, and I belive in God. And being a Spiritualist I dont mind that you lot dont, or make fun of Him, because he understands. But one day you will belive. I just hope its not too late for you in this life. But you will get more chances.

Mark

A mate of mine had a great put down for Jehovas Witnesses. He just used to say "any religion you have to sell door-to-door can't be that great!"

 

 

And whilst we're on the subject, how come the JW's are always recruiting for more and yet according to their ideas there are only a fixed number (144,000?) allowed into heaven on the day of reckoning ? Doesn't make sense to me ...

And whilst we're on the subject, how come the JW's are always recruiting for more and yet according to their ideas there are only a fixed number (144,000?) allowed into heaven on the day of reckoning ? Doesn't make sense to me ...

 

cos so far they are only up to no. 27

 

 

hasnt anyone twigged yet, he's from a story book!!!

 

i mean really, creating the world in 6 days?? adam & eve?? talkin to moses & the like!!!

 

what about the facts that show the world took millions of years to be born??

 

when did the dinosaurs fit in with the adam & eve theory??

 

why doesnt he talk to me?? i mean all he would have to do is send everyone an email!! wouldnt take much to contact us all in this day & age!!

 

i got too many questions that aint never been answered by religion to believe in an almighty god who created everything (where did he come from again??)

 

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I feel the need, the need for speed!

 

God gave us the Puch Maxi with a shopping basket welded to the handlebars! LOL

 

Phatumpsh and the Red Devil(no, not the ginger one FFS! LMFAO ) gave us Embassy Mild, San Miguel in 1litre bottles for convenience and less trips to the chiller and best of all...the Jap Dustbin!!! The 300SMEG-EX Aphex Twin Tub!!! Song???

 

"six...is the magic number...six...is the magic number...666 is the magic number..."

 

Amen!

 

 

 

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damn timmy, youve lost it mate.

 

come back to planet fanet for a reality check

 

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I feel the need, the need for speed!

 

Whats the differance between a Skoda and a Jehovas Witness..........you can shut the door on a JW........

 

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No, course he's not real.

Santa Clause is more real than god FFS.

 

God (or gods) is(are) just a fucking crap excuse to start 99% of all world conflict or something to fall back on when either you've fucked up, too weak willed to belive in yourself, or about to die and want something to cling on to. IMHO.

 

God/Religion my arse.

 

'Jesus Built my Hotrod' - Ministry Timsky, What utter class. Perhaps there is a god. But I will need some convincing.

 

BTW I spent the first 9 years of my educational life in Catholic Schools (one with smelly nuns erk!) and have had this shit rammed down my throat for a fair bit of my life. I think it may have tainted me. LOL

 

 

 

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Forgive me sin for I have farthered!

 

 

Matty.

 

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What IS interesting is the fact that disparate civilizations...totally isolated from one another....have engendered the belief of the 'One God' or omnipotent being.

 

Islam has 'Allah', Christianity has 'God' and even the Native American Indians had 'Manitou'.....and there are a number of similarities. In the Native American beliefs is the fact that 'Manitou' sent a flood to wipe out man...who were at that stage a race of giants that had begun to defy 'Manitou'.

The flood thing is interesting though.

 

Islam, of course, recognises the existence of Jesus Christ...but sees him merely as one of the MANY prophets that were around at the time...and NOT as the Son of God.

 

A popular misconceptiion is that 'Religion' is responsible for SO many wars....this is not so. Religion has been used by those people that are attracted to power....anything that has an element of appeal to, and control of, the masses will naturally become the subject of those that seek power. They can then use any fundamental religious differences as a basis to exploit the furtherence of their power and control.

 

Personally I think the Buddhists have the right kind of idea....you come back time and time again (I'm not necessarily saying that you could come back as an ant!)...and, dependent upon how you live your life you may get 'elevated' to a higher karma level...once you reach the seventh level ..'Nirvana'...you are fulfilled.

 

It's not a bad philosophy to live your life by anyway.

 

Then there are the well documented cases of regression....sadly there are also a lot of 'cranks' and charlatans in this area.....doesn't anyone else get the feeling that they have 'been here before'??

 

Remember also that the bible isn't meant to be taken literally anymore than you can believe what you read today....'Bus found on the moon', 'My wife gave birth to 8lb. fish'!!

The bible wasn't 'standardised'until around 300 AD...there were a LOT of versions kicking around until then. It is just disappointing that documents like the 'dead Sea Scrolls' that MAY be able to shed some light on events are treated so secretively.

 

Oh....it's still only a THEORY of evolution. If we evolved from Chimps' (some of us did'nt get too far away!)how come thee are STILL Chimps etc.

 

You can't judge religion by the people that purport to pratice it....look an the American phenomenon of the 'Pay per View' Preachers for Crissakes! About as far removed from religion as you can get.

 

I think that there is a tremendous amount that we don't understand about the workings of our own minds, the environment in which we live and the interaction between the two...together with time and space. I don't think that there is a kindly old geezer with a long beard in charge of everything...but that is a very trite interpretation of 'God'.

I think there is something, but what, I am not sure.

 

Ahhh.....time for the medication........

 

Time to put those Graham Hancock books down I reckon !

God does exist, he wears a number 10 shirt and plays for the Arse.

 

His earth name is Dennis Bergkamp.

 

Hmmmm....evidently God's ain't what they used to be..........that one can't even FLY..FFS!!!

Make mine a Manitou and Coke...hiccup!

 

 

 

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It's all bollox invented by the ignorant and weak minded to explain things they don't understand. All these religions were invented thousands of years ago by power hungry tossers who would have been beaten to a pulp if they had picked up a big stick to get attention. Instead they invent this Almighty Being drivel to scare people into obedience. Almost everything taken as 'gospel' has been disproved - Flat Earth, centre of Universe etc. as we open our eyes and smell the shit they're shoveling.

It's a nice comfort thing for the lonely and depressed, and one-upmanship for stuck up pious 'I know GOD and he LOVES me' types.

Hope they all burn in Hell(?)

Indeed total Waste of bandwith - kept alive soley by the fact im too lazy to press the delete buttom

 

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Nico91TT

 

 

God is coming ...and he dont have stock turbos . . .

Originally posted by x-biker:

It's all bollox invented by the ignorant and weak minded to explain things they don't understand. All these religions were invented thousands of years ago by power hungry tossers who would have been beaten to a pulp if they had picked up a big stick to get attention. Instead they invent this Almighty Being drivel to scare people into obedience. Almost everything taken as 'gospel' has been disproved - Flat Earth, centre of Universe etc. as we open our eyes and smell the shit they're shoveling.

It's a nice comfort thing for the lonely and depressed, and one-upmanship for stuck up pious 'I know GOD and he LOVES me' types.

Hope they all burn in Hell(?)

 

Exactly, nail on the head!!!

 

Nico you can't delete this, it's far less drivel that most threads.

 

 

Originally posted by senna:

I once had a friend, who was a fish called Herbert, and one day he told me he believed in Cod.

 

 

Is that "the piece of cod which passeth all understanding"?

 

(Prawn again? John Ch11 v35)

 

or try

1 Timothy Ch 5 v23