I hate scooters and I hate chavs, the two make a miserable combination.

 

Scenario: Exiting the A38, just driving into Plymouth. Set of traffic lights ahead, I proceed to slow down. Now I'd just overtaken some twerp in a moped who had no side view mirrors, helmet half on and unstrapped, no L - plates or anything. He obviously didn't see where he was going and didn't see that the lights had changed to red.

 

THUMP

 

So I get out and he tells me he didn't hit my car, so after observing a rather long scratch down the bumper, I tell him, so were did that come from then?

 

His response, of course was "it weren't me like". So I said, "who the hell was it? I didn't see another pikey chav on a moped plough into my car". He looked a little dumbfounded, and then told me again he didn't hit my car. To which I had to tell him that he did and asked why I felt the car move when he hit it.

 

I then point to a nice curled up string of black paint neatly attached to his exhaust pipe.

 

Eventually he gives in and says, "yeah mate, you can go through insurance and stuff. I don't care as I'm moving away soon". Quite what that had to do with the price of fish I'll never know, and needless to say, absolutely no hint of an apology what so ever. So I tell him to pull in just past the supermarket. He goes to pull in, and then (stupidly I let him follow me), the little shit turns round and heads off in the other direction. Nowt I could do. Didn't get the git's reg plate either. If I hadn't have been in my suit just about to go into a meeting, then I would have considered lumped him one in the stomach and pushed his bike over on top of him.

he was sent from "the chavs and chav cars appreciation society" to dish out some divine retribution lol

Obviously havent read any guides on what to do in an accident then si.

will it be easy to get rid of the scratch?

at least it wasnt the zed!

 

muppet scooter boy!

Yeah glad it was the Vectra! Not sure what Smart-Repair could do to it. It's gone through the top layer of plastic.

Was he riding backwards? How did the paint get on his exhaust pipe? :confused: :rofl:

Obviously havent read any guides on what to do in an accident then si.

 

So what exactly would you do in that situation then? Lights, then on green, some little shit sat on a moped about to drive off denying it was him. What would your rule book then say?

Was he riding backwards? How did the paint get on his exhaust pipe? :confused: :rofl:

 

There was a headshield on the outside of it which caught the bumper.

Follow him home and stick your thumb up his mums arse :D

my rule book would say: tw@t the coont over the head with the largest heaviest thing you can find, then rip his *****cks off!!

Bit harsh for running into the back of somebody :confused: :D

Hit and run? On an illegal vehicle? LOL...narr.

If I hadn't have been in my suit and he wasn't such a scarey 8 stone whimp, then I would have considered lumped him one in the stomach and pushed his bike over on top of him.

 

I think if he'd been so cocky and rude he would have realise that he'd broken a couple of ribs in the accident.

I followed 1 today on way home from work knob was also on a scooter with a cardboard rear number plate written in biro, twat was on the outside lane on the A12 and as i was getting closer to him i could see he wasnt even steering it idiot was doing his jacket up whilst riding no handed, no wonder i was getting closer to him could of easily run him over as he was starting to wobble as he slowed down. Fooking should of had him off

With the amout of pics you take si, there must have been something you could take pics with, you should have taken a pic of scratch and paint on his bike. Write down the reg plate. Every insurance T&C's states not to admit liability to a crash, so technically he did nothing wrong. If you took pics of his bike it would have shown he had no l-Plates. finally draw a diagram on what happened. Ask for his insurance details, name address etc. If you worried call the plod.

If he has gone home and called the police before you, you could be done for leaving the scene of an accident if you have reported nothing, your company probally has a policy to report the accident to them stright away.

 

Riding a scooter doen not make him a chav.

:rolleyes:

 

Yeah of course it was darling. All easy to say sat on a chair. Not being able to do that at the exit of a very busy junction of the main dual carriageway into Plymouth! LOL

 

Did I say riding a bike made him a chav, no, he was a chav, just riding a moped!! :rofl:

how come i had to endure 2 years of lessons and numerous tests to be allowed to drive on the great british highway, yet any tom dick or harry can buy a bloody moped, bang a learner sticker on and drive on their own without having to pass any driving test.

 

I know they do the cbt but come on, they are a danger and they only have to be 16, they pull more dangerous stunts on those flaming things than your average boyracer, it should be banned imho

It dont take a friggin professor to write down a reg plate does it.

Surely you must know to get insurance details?

How do you get insurance details from someone that wouldn't give them to you? How do you get a reg number after someone who's following turns off?

 

By the time I'd argued the toss with him to give me details which he wouldn't, the lights had turned to green and we had to move off the road at which point he scarpered.

 

I can't even believe I'm arguing with someone that WASN'T EVEN THERE!! :rolleyes: Jesus f*cking christ Marcus!!

Follow the monkey! Surley your vectra could out run a scooter (unless he started going in alleys)

I tried, but a Scooter has a better turning circle than a Vectra! LOL

oooohh gotcha hey ho... what goes around comes around.... maybe a 44 tonne tractor unit will run him over tomorrow :)

we can only hope so....

"yeah mate, you can go through insurance and stuff "

at the point he said that you could always ask who he is insured with

 

So I get out and he tells me he didn't hit my car

a mopeds about 3 foot long and the number plate is at the rear, take 3 steps in that direction and look at the yellow thing with letters and numbers on it and write them down

 

no L - plates or anything

they are usually near the number plate on the back, cant see one without the other

Ok, so what do you suspect he'd do if I said, one second while I write down your number. I also can't write down a number whilst I am driving can I? Which is where I saw that he had no plate.

 

He was all for driving off as soon as I went anywhere near the drivers side to get anything out. I don't just happen to get out of a car after someone's biked into it, laden with paper, biros and a camera. Maybe you do, but most don't. Not when they are at the exit of a very busy dual carriage way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get with it ffs!

 

Marcus, ffs you were NOT there, it's all well and good saying the above, but when there are other factors around it, it's sometimes not possible.

 

YOU WEREN'T THERE!! FFS :rolleyes: get over it!