c'mon do ya worst

"And then they used to tuck money into my garter belt"

"Now whennn i shhhaaayy catch i wanna see ya open ya hands and i'll squeeeeeeezee hard.... did i mention i haven't had a dump all day long..."

 

"ooh thats it darling shove that knee cap further, harder, oooh yes thats the spot!!"

"stop telling everyone its that big FFS"

Wozzer: "I'm a geezer me I'll nick anything, see I nicked your burger and you didn't even notice!"

Wozzer: "No no no ya doin it all wrong, this is how you do YMCA"

Sorry Darling I aint got one any near THAT BIG

 

that pink sofa your sitting on reminds me of this one time in bancok there was this ladyboy with really big lips...and err...

 

or

 

dont panic love this is sofa wont pop it used to be my blow up doll Bertha...but you'd never tell now as i modified her a bit too much

Wozzer: "Don't tell anyone but thats actually the size of my piles"

"Dont tell anyone, But I dont half fancy your old man".. :shock:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wozzer

 

 

:rofl: :rofl:

"Can you smell it yet?"

your a"sehole is this wide wozz.

 

"wozz" , hang on, if i wiggle a bit i reckon i can get you and your blow up chair in there.

you all need help ....pmsl total class

i better do one

wozzer " did you bring the strap on and how big is it "