I have just eaten 4 cheese and salad sarnie's, Followed up by 2 bags of Spicy Tomato Snaps, One bar of Dairy Milk and all washed down with a Pint of Coca Cola.... Now I'm feeling a little pooly bad. My own fault I know but I just couldn't stop munchin.

 

Am not going out in my Z yet as I am likely to hurl inside if I give it too much led foot!!

 

Just thought I'd share this with you guys!

 

:o)

 

Matty.

 

 

 

 

I've just got married.

 

I had a salad for lunch.

 

LOL

 

But Hairy mate, you must have had some Champagne which gives everyone in the room shit flavoured toothpaste breath? ROFL

 

Today I have had...

 

1 can of Redbull(first thing, every morning straight out of the shower)

Nothing until Lunchtime...

 

Lunch...

Waitrose bagle with eminem-mental cheese, pastrami, cress and something else...

Can of fantastic Fanta

Packet of Marmite crisps

 

Tonight?

 

Dunno yet, beer will feature in the equation even though it's a school night! ROFL

 

Had Chinky Chonk last night, Pizzahut on Tuesday before watching Star Wars for Mrs T's B'day...so not sure yet! Watch this space for more gripping updates...hee hee heeeeee!

 

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[This message has been edited by Timmy_Turbo (edited 27-06-2002).]

Tonight I am mostly mixing strong cheese with Strongbow...

 

Jesse.

 

 

Originally posted by Hairsy:

I've just got married.

 

I had a salad for lunch.

 

 

LMAO!

 

Ive worked out a little get-around for this problem Dave, its called 100% Fat salad dressing.. pour it all over that green shite and hey-presto! your rabbit food tastes like a pukka plate of chips. Also some green food colouring applied liberally to a sausage roll can fool the overworked housewife into thinking she is serving a cucumber!

 

And Dave, watch those bloody cushions, women are obsessed with cushions. And hiding your shoes.

 

 

 

 

 

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->Glen

Glen, you read my mind !

 

We went out shopping yesterday and I picked up some nice blue cheese dressing. So when I opened my beautifully prepared cheese salad at lunchtime, I had some nice cheese in a blue cheese sauce. And then left the green shit !

 

Oh, and Glen, haven't forgotten your kind offer of help but work has been manic. I will call you when things calm down - thanks in advance !

would anyone like a wafer thin mint?

 

Oh, go on - it's only waffer thin...

Ack!

 

Three slices of cheese upon toast with extra hot salsa

 

I feel ill now..

 

Glooooops..

 

My usual breakfast this morning, after leaving the bed at 11:30am I have had;

 

1 Large bowl of Cornflakes

1 Set strawberry yogurt

1 Banana

1 Mug of tea

 

I will be snacking later, I shall keep you informed....

 

Matty.

 

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