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I have just eaten 4 cheese and salad sarnie's, Followed up by 2 bags of Spicy Tomato Snaps, One bar of Dairy Milk and all washed down with a Pint of Coca Cola.... Now I'm feeling a little pooly bad. My own fault I know but I just couldn't stop munchin.

 

Am not going out in my Z yet as I am likely to hurl inside if I give it too much led foot!!

 

Just thought I'd share this with you guys!

 

:o)

 

Matty.

 

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Matty,

 

You lard arsed geeZer!!! Mind you I'm that bored that this could be the start of an excellently non-related thread...

 

So, what did you have for your lunch today then...answers on a postcard to...

 

I've just had Marks & Sparks Thai style Chicken pastarie type thingey and about to devour some Melon from the same camp, washed down with a nice cool can of Lilt. 50p from our vending machine...robbing bastards!!!

 

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50p??? for a can O pop.....for that price you should have got them two fat black women from the advert thrown in....LOL

 

I have let my sarnie's go down and I have topped myself up with a Banana and an Apple.

 

I should be fermenting loverly later on.

 

I agree this could the start of a great non-related thread.

 

Anybody else had any interesting food today?

 

What have you got planned for dinner tonight?

 

Am feeling full up and ready to take the Z for a spin, may pop to the shop just to pose a bit!

 

:o)

 

Matty.

 

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I had one cheese butty - then someone came in with the leftoves of a buffet lunch so we scoffed that lot, now I have one cheese butty left in front of me but cant get the will power to eat it, maybe later....Not had any pop - also 50p from the machine....had a few coffees instead...bleuch!

 

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Is that the nasty 15p stuff or the posh 17p stuff?

 

The posh stuff has chocolate in it....(Tastes like the cheap stuff but sweeter)

 

:o)

 

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...just had a packet of bse and onion crisps and a number 53 from the coffee machine...expressochoc! LARGE!

 

Tim

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Nice........BSE Crisps....(drool)

 

Just had a nice Fresh Cup O Tea....and some Jammy dodgers to dip in....(dribbles)

 

Life doesn't get much better than this....Unless I was doing it in a Z...

 

:o)

 

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Bloody 'ell Mat lad!

 

I hope the floor on yer new Z has been reinforced and galvanized? Take a look through what you've eaten since lunch time geeZer!

 

Is your car short wheelbase or LARD WHEELBASE...LOL!!!

 

Tim

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Timmy mate,

 

I am only 11 and a half stone when wet!

 

LOL

 

I just eat a lot...Never put any weight on!

 

:o)

 

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Matty,

 

How ya gettin' on with your new car then? Is it still running OK after a couple of weeks?

 

Did you ever get your money back of Sahill Motors?

 

Tim

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Sainsburys Sushi for lunch nice Land Based fish and Chernobyl Seaweed rolls yum !

 

Just finished the pain of eating a Dominoes Pizza for my dinner at work, now i have greece and shit all over the bloody keyboard - God Dominoes do crap food!

 

All polished off with 5 * cans of solstis yum. Gotta Love Lara Croft ya'll

 

No vodka yet mate, im still at work :)

 

Z ya

 

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Sainsburys Sushi for lunch nice Land Based fish and Chernobyl Seaweed rolls yum !

 

Just finished the pain of eating a Dominoes Pizza for my dinner at work, now i have greece and shit all over the bloody keyboard - God Dominoes do crap food!

 

All polished off with 5 * cans of solstis yum. Gotta Love Lara Croft ya'll

 

No vodka yet mate, im still at work :)

 

Z ya

 

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Timmy,

 

Just had a superb dinner, Baked spuds with fish and salad.....(dribbles)....could eat it all over again.

 

The new Z is running sweet......no complaints (yet) I'm sure the time will come when it visit's the garage, Not too soon I hope, Mind you the way I'm going I will need new tyre's soon....am spinning all the time!!

 

I never have got the money from Sahil and I am never likely to find them either but I will keep on looking for the gits....They give other good dealers (if there are some) a bad name....

 

Am a bit peckish now....I have the munchies something terrrible today....I fancy a bag of Haribo....off to the shop in my Z, slowly tho' as it's just rained.

 

:o)

 

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Matty,

 

Just thought that you'd be most interested in last nights cullinary delights in ones dining room with chandalier!...one room bedsit type hotel room up the road from where I surf(work!)...

 

Here it is then, La Big Mac, 6 reconstructed Chicken nuggets and reg. fries followed swiftly down the shoot with a can of Hoffsheister to wet the weasle and then two full monty bottles of San Miguel jobbies...urggghhhh! LOLOLLOLOLLLLOL!

 

Top that Mr. Squads...

 

Tim

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Timmy my old Maccy D munchin Mate,

 

I had the baked spud thing with fish and salad last night....closely followed by 3 bottles of Becks, Nice.....

 

For breakfast I have had;

 

2 Crumpets

1 Toast (other half didn't want)

1 Cup of tea

1 Glass of Orange Juice

 

For Elevensie's (snack time);

 

3 Shredded Wheat

1 Banana (slightly green)

1 Apple (Very green)

6 Chunks of Dairy Milk

 

Got nothing planned for lunch yet tho'

 

:o)

 

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Flippin 'ell Mat de man,

 

I can't keep up with you, I've only had a number 53 so far this morning...currently staring at a small sized Princes fresh orange which is sat on my desk. Purchased at approx. the same time as my Expressochoc...

 

Will try and monty you at lunch time but something tells me NO WAY!

 

'till lunch....

 

Tim

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OK, So you want a dinner time munch off?

 

No, Problems.

 

(Grabs knife and fork).....Am ready for ya!

 

Am going to the local for lunch, meeting a business partner (Who just called a meeting) It's a Harvester...So I see myslef having the 20oz steak with all the trimming's.

 

(Dribbles)

 

:o)(__)

 

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Ahhhh, That's better!

 

One 20oz Steak Medium/Well done, With Chips and Peas, Washed down with 2 pints of Export.

 

And now I am tucking into a packet of Savoury Cheese Snaps which will be followed by a packet of Frazzels (Bacon crisps, Bacon shaped!)

 

Washed down with a pint of Coca-Cola, I think I may be spending lots of time visiting the toilet!!

 

Timmy, What you had?

 

:o)

 

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Oi Fat Boy Slim!

 

Something tells me that this is not going to live upto your lunchtime sess...but here goes...

 

M&S Pasta Salad with Scottish Salmon & freshly chopped cucumber in a dill mayonnaise dressing...NICE!

 

Princes 100 percent fresh Orange Juice of the small cartoned variety

 

Mini Me Red Leicester cheese M&S

 

Washed down with a can of Lilt the one with the Total Tropical Taste etc. etc. You know the one!

 

And for the grande finale...drum roll.......

 

Salt & Black Pepper Hand cooked crisps (if there is such a thing!) cooked in sunflower oil...how the f*&k do you hand cook crisps...can someone enlighten me or am I Tim nice but Dim this after????

 

Go on son, give it yer best shot!

 

LOL

 

Tim

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Nice lunch there my mate......

 

I would like draw your attention to my previous post explaining my lunch of steak and chips (Don't forget the crisps either)

 

I am now after my Aunt returned from Amsterdam only 10 minutes ago (Well that's when she got her to drop off a present for me!) Eating a rather massive bar of Toblerone, I won't eat it all because then I will be sick but I may have a few chunks...Only trouble is it is moorish..

 

Hand cooked crisps.....That's gotta hurt! why don't they use a deepfat fryer like everyone else, Mind you some people use a kettle....had some them about 2 weeks ago...Kettle crisps...i mean what sort of mistake was that....Ooohps I dropped some spuds into the kettle....Oh well let it boil!!

 

The mind boggles......

 

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Fuck Off......I'm full....

 

:o) (______)

 

 

Matty. (11 and a half stone when wet!)

BTW, I am that wafer......LMAO

 

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Oi Erkan Mustaffah,

 

What you havin' for your evening binge session then...LOL!

 

"Rollllaaaannndddd, Roooolllaaannddd!"

"F**k off, I'm eatin' a twix!"

Copyright - Grange Hill 1984

 

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Tim

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