I have just eaten 4 cheese and salad sarnie's, Followed up by 2 bags of Spicy Tomato Snaps, One bar of Dairy Milk and all washed down with a Pint of Coca Cola.... Now I'm feeling a little pooly bad. My own fault I know but I just couldn't stop munchin.

 

Am not going out in my Z yet as I am likely to hurl inside if I give it too much led foot!!

 

Just thought I'd share this with you guys!

 

:o)

 

Matty.

 

 

 

 

That means there will be a chicken madras to add to the end of the list then!!!

 

Thought it was about time I joined in this little comedy session!

 

Andy

 

(Burp).....(Parp)....

 

Morning all.....LOL

 

Am bit piffed still, and yep your right I had a visit to the curry house....The Kohinoor to be precise.

 

I had Sheek keebab followed by Chicken balti with plain rice and a massive Naan bread...superb!!

 

All that after far, far to much of the good stuff....roughly 8-10 bottles of Becks (Am not sure wasn't counting) and 6 Double voddy and redbull (I was counting them)

 

But woke up feeling fine apart from a bad case of furry mouth and ring sting...Nice..!!

 

But I have had some breakfast to calm my stomach down, Cup of tea (for the furry mouth) Glass of orange Jiuce (for the stomach) and some Toast (to soak up remaining Alcohol) and now I feel 100% better.

 

I think I may go for a spin in the Z.....feel like a drive....but I will wait a bit as I may be/am still over the limit.

 

Ooooo....I think I feel a stomach rumble, Toilet time.

 

:o(

 

Matty.

 

 

 

Well I ad 2 pieces of steak for me tea with spuds last night folowed by half a cake. Nothing so far this morning, but will be eating bacon and sausage butty in about 40 mins - yummy!

 

On reflection this in no way even comes close to what must be the the lard mountain of Matty.....We're not worthy O' Master.

 

Are you tryin' to do a Homer Simpson an get so fat you can work from home with a pointy stick to type at the keyboard?

 

Mr. Bilky Sir,

 

I am not a lard mountain (more like a mole hill, 11 st 5 lbs and 5'10") and your right you are not worthy...LMAO...

 

I have achieved my goal of working from home with a pointy stick though, much fun I can tell you, Only trouble is...I get bored and eat too much, then I need to wash it down with too much pop or beer (beer only at lunchtimes!)

 

Have just ravaged a packet of Frazzles and a Banana....How was the sarnie?

 

Roll on lunch time, I am peckish. I will go with the healthy option for lunch I think, Cheese and salad sandwiches with 2 tomatoes and a chunk of cucumber and a long glass of mineral water.

 

Was just thinking....(a first I know)...What ever happened to Texan Bars, you know, The chocolate with the tuff toffee centre and for that matter what about Pacers, The spearmint sweets?

 

Any idea's?

 

:o)

 

Matty.

 

 

 

"Hold on theyrrrr Bald Eagle...you don' wanna rush eatin' that theyrrrr Texan baaa doo ya???"

 

Loved that advert, cowboy is tied to the stake and the Injuns are dancing around him, but they all fall asleep waiting for him to finish his Texan bar...large!!! He just walks off into the red sunset! COOL DUDE!

 

Anyway, back to the details and task in hand...

 

Oi Alison Moyet,

 

You been at it again ain't yer? Jesus man, where do you put it all...sounds like you had a good night anyway Mat Lad!

 

What will be interesting reading is what you cain over the weekenders!

 

Keep me informed, I can't compete with last nights forraging session. Only had six pieces of BBQ'd chicken legs from Tesco hot Chicken counter washed down with Hoffsheister to start and two LARGER than life bottles of Becks...favourite beer of all time!

 

Two 53's this morning, so far no solids but have to travel back up to de Wales this afternoo...ayeee! So probably more Red Bull and fags than any food.

 

Have a good and lardy weekend ten bellies...LOL!

 

Signing off for the day...

 

Tim

;-)

 

 

Oi, Timmy Taffy Turbo....LOL

 

I am working on my first belly, got a long way to go for my Ten!

 

Still stuck on the Pacers....Still no idea what happened to them.

 

I will no doubt be keeping myself in trim over the weekend and staying away from junk food, I'll just fill myself full of good stuff....i.e. Crisps, chocolate, sweets and the like.

 

:o)

 

Anywho, have a good weekend in the land of the Leek, My favourite vegetable, Any chance of bringing me some back....LOL

 

See ya' Monday no doubt...

 

BTW, Can you sing like the rest of them?

 

LMAO...

 

Matty.

 

 

 

 

Well looks like I've got the last work in tonight...

 

Oi Mr. Stay Puffed,

 

Only joking geeZer, well top this one big boy...

 

Ordered the following from brand spanking new PissaHut tonight on the way home...READY?

 

1 x Individual I.T.I. Margherita with...

Ham

Pepperoni

Red Onions

EXTRA cheese

Mushrooms(magic)

 

1 x Individual I.T.I. Marghe.........

 

 

Look, got shit load of PissaHut pizza with speed triple vampire garlic bread SUUPPPREEMMMOOOO...a.k.a. with cheesy

 

and drunk a shit load of beer with lashings of MOTOGP PS2 action...

 

 

Top that Mr. Squads,

 

Keep me informed on weekend activity as I now have access all weekend...whooopcha! Spoken in the true voice of an EWOK!

 

Have a good weekend GeeZer and by the way, how is that 300 you're driving?

 

Don't want to be accused of not keeping the faith!

 

Later dude man

 

Tim

;-)

 

HEINEKEN...where are you?

 

 

Matty boy,

 

You're just not keeping up with this are yer??????

 

For this evening I will mostly be consuming large Tesco finest multiple meaty pizza(not again) washed down with vast amount of Bex beer...yummy! Followed by desert of...BEX beer and maybe a couple of Vodka Hooches..."Who let the dods out?...WOOF WOOF WOOF!" b4 bedtime...NO SLEEP 'TILL.

 

Wad abat u?

 

Tim

;-)

 

P.S. Possibiliy of Cadburys choco trifle is looming nicely...LARGE!!!!

 

 

Titanic Turbo Timmy,

 

Not keeping up? I have been too busy chomping my way through (since Early Saturday Morning);

 

6 Shredded Wheat (2 Bowls).

3 Apples.

4 Banana's.

1 Large Fruit and Nut Bar (99p).

2 Bacon Sandwiches with egg.

1 Full plated breakfast with mushrooms.

3 Bottles Lucozade

1 plate of Chicken Rice with chicken goujons and mixed peppers with chopped tomatoe's.

3 Chumks of Toblerone, Swiss milk chocolate with Honey and Almond Nougat.

2 pieces of Toast.

4 Glasses of Orange Jiuce

Numerous cups of Tea.

 

Been to the local too...and like you I have got through a vast amount of Becks...Drink of the gods...

 

And I still have the rest of today (Sunday) to get through yet, 1 Sunday roast, I will let you know the full content later.

 

But for now I 'm going to sit and watch the Spanish Grand Prix with some Haribo and a large cold Glass of Coca-Cola.

 

Still think I'm not keeping up???

 

LOL.

 

:o)

 

Matty.

 

 

 

MY GOD! ELVIS HAS JUST LEFT THE BUILDING...

 

Right geeZer, I today woke up with splitting hangover...urrggghh! Jumped out of me pit, woman drove me(at a respectable 50mph average) to the Abersoch heaven. There consumed a full monty Sunday lunch...roast beef with cauli. cheese, roasted potats, new potats, gravy....yummy....and most importantly...two pints of carling with a top hat!

 

Now feeling fine, and just about to consume ready made crumpets with cheese...LARGE!

 

Over to you GODZILLA!

 

Tim

;-)

 

P.S. GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING...Karaoke can seriously damage your health!!!

 

 

TimmyOkie Turbo,

 

SNAP!

 

We had identical lunches, even down to the two pints.......LOL

 

The only difference is that I had 3 pieces of cheese on toast with Branston pickle at about 10pm last night.

 

I had a cadbury's Cream Egg too...(dribbles)

 

I am having an easy day today, 1 cup of tea and 2 pieces of toast so far today, Mind you it is onle 8:38am!!

 

:o)

 

Just to keep the thread on a Z;

 

I am going to view a Black, 2 Seater, TT, Leather, Low milage (don't know how low yet) mint condition import. My mate wants a Z after being bitten by the bug in mine (well not bitten more of a lost an arm and leg type of bitten!)

 

Keep me informed of your feeding habits!!

 

I think more people should get in on this thread too.....they only look!!

 

Balls back in your court,

 

Tubby Turbo.....LOL

 

Matty.

 

 

 

Ohhh mate,

 

Today was not good...last night was even worse!!!

 

After eating me crumpets I over did it with de alcyhol...

 

Mullered vast amounts of Bex...again...f**king 'ell, I should be Vice Pres. of that Bavarian Brewer!

 

Then ran out of Bex and started to cadge pints of Woodpecker of me woooommmmaaaannnnn!

 

So, where did I end up this morning, feeling like a steaming lump of dog turd!

 

Half a corned beef sandwich on the way down Souf this afternoon washed down with two cans of warp speed Red Bull...still delicate now!

 

Z talk...

 

You buying another one then? You're well hooked up geeZer...

 

Tim a.k.a. "Tonight Matthew I'm going to be...Liam G. out of Oasis!"

 

;-/

 

...strange, Matty, posted u a reply to your last but it hasn't gone up for some reason...even though the thread updated to the top of the pile?!?!?!?!!?

 

All I can say is this, bad night last night, after crumpet session drank waaaayyyyy too much and have been suffering all day!

 

Half a corned beef sarnie on the way down this afternoon washed down with two cans of warp speed Red Buller, still feeling delicate, loads of Anadin followed by Nurofen. Just had a 53 out of the machine and contemplating what to have for me tea??????

 

Z talk...

 

 

U gettin' another 1 then??? You're mega hooked eh?

 

Over...

 

Tim

;-(

 

 

...bloody gone on now...typical!

 

 

 

Timmy Not To Well Turbo,

 

That does sound like a bad night.....even the second time sounded bad....LOL

 

Your right I am going for my second Z, but alas it's not for me!

 

My best mate wants to get a Z but he doesn't know yet that I am getting him one, going to ask him to do me a favour and drive it back from wherever I get it from (Still looking but found nice one for sale on here!!) and then once we get back tell him to keep the keys and the documents.

 

He has looked after me in the past (money and things) so now the shoe is on the other foot and I'm in a position to do something nice for him, So I'm buying him a Z.

 

Anyway, More importantly;

 

I have eaten Loads today after my toast came, 3 Shreded Wheat with a large glass of OJ, 4 Chunks of Toblerone and 2 packets of Frazzels (I think I like them) and about 30 minutes ago I had my dinner, Spag Boll...Stunningly superb!

 

So you had a good weekend then? :o)

 

I had a great one!!

 

And my luck is in tonight! ;o)

 

Hellooooooooo Baaaby.....hubba hubba.

 

:o)

 

Matty.

 

 

Mat the Monster Muncher,

 

So what's been the order of the day so far?

 

I started this morning, feeling better, with some mixed fruit salad from Mr. Tesco and then loads of number 53's and have just devoured a six inch Super Subway Club with cheeZ and extra bacon from Subway in Luton...large! Washed down with a nice can of Coke.

 

Now feeling fully loaded...

 

Over to you geeZer +

 

 

P.S. You buyin' a Z for your chum? I'm lucky if my Mrs. buys me a CD for me b'day, nevermind a car...

 

;-)

 

 

Fully Loaded Turbo Timmy,

 

CheeZe and Bacon.....(dribbles)

 

I have had since crawling out of bad at 6:15am.....

 

...3 Shredded Wheat, 1 Plated breakfast consisting of Scrambled Eggs, Beans, Bacon and tomatoes with 3 pieces of toast, Also 2 bottles of Sunny D (lots of E's to keep me running) 4 cups of Tea and 1 banana and 1 apple.....I'm sure there was something else....

 

...ah 1 Mars bar at 7am.... :o)

 

Buying a Z from Jason Harper, Once I get all clear from finance company on my Rover (paid off but awaiting their paperwork as proof) he is going to be having my Rover Coupe and some cash for his Z, Good deal for both of us.

 

Still keeping this thread Z related....Just...LOL

 

:o)

 

Matty.

 

 

 

Hey Mat,

 

Have you forgotten about when I helped you pay off your mortgage??? LOL

 

I'll settle for an ecu upgrade and stillen exhaust but you can go further if you want!!!

 

Andy

 

Andy, You paid off my mortgage?

 

Why am I still paying £450...something or other pence a month then?

 

Clerical error?.....LMFAO.....

 

Anywho.....My mate deserves everything he gets, TopMate he is...

 

Timmy my turbo'd friend....

 

...I have just eaten the biggest serving of Cheese and Potatoe pie ever.....and you know what?

 

I feel as sick as a sick thing thing on a sick day....not feeling too well at all....

 

It had bacon too, with extra cheese melted on top, Did I meantion I have been on a low fat diet for a week now?

 

:o)

 

Yeh, I know more a sea food diet, See it, Eat it!

 

(The old jokes are the best, or so they say!)

 

I do fancy some Haribo though....Of the Star Mix variety.....(dribbles)

 

Glass of Ice cold Coke handed to me by my loverly assistant whilst I type...thankyou! (that was directed at my other half)

 

So what you had for tea Fat Lad?

 

:o)

 

Matty 'Master Snacker' Lloyd

 

 

Tonight Matthew.......

 

I've had Roast Pork, seven f#@k off roast spuds and about 2 chopped up cabbages - yes me arse is singing for england!!!! Lunch, like I said was gone by 8:35 (that happens every day - bugger!) and then Macky Dees for (wait for it) Two Big Macs, Two large fries and Two cheese burgers - every day!!! Don't tell the missus though, she thinks I only eat what I'm given - and no I'm not big and fat and slowing my car down, I'm 11 stone 6 and staying there - just wait till I give up the fags!!!! Fat man here we come!!!! That is an interesting point though - you two eat shit loads and don't put weight on - do you smoke???? It makes a difference!

 

Its about time somebody else laid down a challenge - so come on guys, hit me with it.... :)

 

Andy

 

'kin 'ell,

 

I'm starting to think that there's summet wrong with me!

 

All I had last night was some leftover ham(finest from Tesco) followed by some hand cooked oak smoked BBQ flavour crisps(finest from Tesco) and some cheeZ slices! Washed down with some cheap and nastey wine(not finest, but from Tesco) that needed more chilling as it tasted like what I can only think warm mule piss would taste like!

 

I smoke more occasionally now and have put weight on, still only about 11 stone or so though. But lack of proper exercise and sitting on me arse all day doesn't help matters.

 

PiZZahut tonight me thinks, try and keep up with you pair of Mr. Creosotes!

 

Fat chance of that!

 

Z talk,

 

Does your mate know that you're getting him a Z then Matty boy???? What car is he driving at the moment then? Will Z be too much for him after driving around in a micra? LOL!

 

Later Capt. Trex and Lieutenant B. Dripping!

 

Timmy Turbo Terror II

;-)

 

 

I just had one of the new Hot Noodles - bastard hot an'all - washed down with 3 cans of Coke (caffeine fiend) and a Lucky Strike smoke.

 

Beeeelllllch....

 

Sorry had to resurrect this thread coz its fookin hilarious!!

 

 

 

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->Glen

MY GOD!!!

 

I have been slipping lately as the Z ownership is taking it's toll.......

 

More money on that than on food nowadays!! LMAO

 

I have had today;

 

3 weetabix (withabix day today)

2 glasses of Orange juice

1 Egg and Cress sarnie

1 Bacon Sandwich

1 BIG bag of ASDA's finest Salt and Vinegar Twists

1 pint of milk

2 cups of tea

 

And I'm starving now, just contemplating walking down to the garage to fetch a loaf of bread for some cheese and sliced pickled beetroot sarnies before dinner!

 

 

Matty.

 

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Oh man those were the days! When me and the Mat Lad would have some great bantering sessions, then it all turned sour and everybody just wanted to fight and kill each other!

 

 

 

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Timmy Lad,

 

Those type of session need to be resurected!

 

(I think I need to go back to school, I tried to spell resurected about 5 different ways and none of them look right!!)

 

Matty.

 

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