My mates just sold his Evo VIII for a Skoda Fabia VRS :shock: :mac1: I just need some ammo to rip the shit out of him. :D

comes with a free hard shoulder

"why do Skodas have heated rear screens? So you can keep your hands warm while you're pushing it!"

 

" What do you call a Skoda with a sunroof? A skip".

 

Awful aren't they!

HEH HEH keep em coming. :rofl:

bloke goes into a scrapyard and says " rear light for my skoda " and the owner says " yeah thats a fair swap "

What do you call a skoda with twin tail pipes............................................................................................................................................... A wheel barrow

Why?-nowt' wrong with Skoda's! :nono: :D

What do you call a skoda with twin tail pipes............................................................................................................................................... A wheel barrow

 

What do you call a Zed with twin tail pipes ?

 

A Twin turbo.........

 

Ill get my coat. :mac1:

What do you call a Zed with twin tail pipes ?

 

A Twin turbo.........

 

Ill get my coat. :mac1:

i would

 

besides one of the skoda range one best car last year IIRC they have come along way :D well normally 1 mile is a long way sooo....... :p

Why?-nowt' wrong with Skoda's! :nono: :D

 

There is when you swap it for an Evo VIII, modified pushing out 360 brake.

 

Here's me going around Oulton park in it (I'm the driver not the fat one in the glasses )

i hear there giving a, 5 years breakdown cover,

a duvat for nightime breakdowns :rofl:

A lady went to a Skoda dealership to buy a car, only to be told that, due to new EEC regulations, she had to provide an account of her medical history before she could purchase the car.

Slightly annoyed she complied, and returned the following day with the required information.

The salesman read the documents & said "Sorry ma'am, but you can't buy a Skoda"

"Why on earth not?" asked the perplexed woman.

"Well," said the salesman, "It says here that you've had a hysterectomy, and you have to be a complete c**t to buy a Skoda!"

Police were called to a house as the neighbours had not seen the chap for some time. When the police entered the house they found the bloke DEAD in his garage, *****ck naked with stockings and suspenders on, a carrot up his arse, tangerine in his mouth and platic bag over his head sat on top of his SKODA.

The Local paper that week ran the headline Local perv found by Police and neighbours with stockings and suspenders etc. But no mention of the car.

The neighbour saw the Policeman in charge of the case the following week in the local and could not help his curiosity so went over and asked why it was not mentioned the strange fact he had been sat on top of his SKODA

The policeman replied

HAVE A FU###NG HEART, HE DID HAVE FAMILY YOU KNOW!!!!!!

Whats the differance between a Skoda and a Jehova's Witness ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can shut the door on a Jehova's Witness. :nana2: :nana2: :nana2:

supprised no one has mentioned the cake/cream and skoda crashing cr@p!

 

:D