Your mrs had a sex dream about a celeb then told you ?

Cuz I was slightly peeved and now shes angry with me for being annoyed ?

Hi mate to be honest i wouldnt let it get to you like a lot of people has said its only a dream. my mrs has a (WOULD DO) im sure most people do. i think number 1 is jonny depp at he mo but it changes all the time.

i dont mind as long as she dont call me jonny in bed i couldnt care. lol i got my list and when charlie dimock is free im next in line :hyper: :hyper:

pmsl. so its not the fact her tits are around her waist then??

 

You can't beat a woman who's nipples touch the mattress if she's on her back or her front! :rofl:

You can't beat a woman who's nipples touch the mattress if she's on her back or her front! :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: thats not an image i want to think about

Why don't you get her to call you the guys name? then you can call her someone you fancy (next door neighbor for instance) and everyone is happy with their fantasies :-)

You can't beat a woman who's nipples touch the mattress if she's on her back or her front! :rofl:

 

 

woman and husband sit down to breakfast

 

wife says to husband " ive got to my age and my tits are still as hot as they were in my 20s'"

 

husband says to wife with amazement "that couldnt be anything to do with the fact your nipples hanging into your porridge then?" :rofl:

This thread is quality, keep it up lol!

 

Im starting a list of our mrs's celeb fancymen!

 

1). Edk83 - Dave Grohl + Jonny Depp (at the same time i think) :rofl:

woman and husband sit down to breakfast

 

wife says to husband " ive got to my age and my tits are still as hot as they were in my 20s'"

 

husband says to wife with amazement "that couldnt be anything to do with the fact your nipples hanging into your porridge then?" :rofl:

pmsl :rofl: :rofl:

1). Edk83 - Dave Grohl + Jonny Depp (at the same time i think) :rofl:

2). alex300 - ian hislop :headvswal and the bloke off the clio adverts

Not the vavavoom bloke??? He is such a knob!

I think my mrs list is.

1 jonny depp

2 jay z

3 brad pitt

4 danny dyer

 

 

i wont bore you with the other 30+ males she would kick me out of bed for.

all i know is the list grows daily lol.

that was thierry henrie

My mrs Is Bradd Pitt and Johnny Depp and to quite honest the fookin Puffs are welcome to her

:cool:

Not the vavavoom bloke??? He is such a knob!

thierry henry? no... the blond bloke who looks like gordon ramsey. i was more shocked when she told me she pancied ian hislop lol.

My mrs Is Bradd Pitt and Johnny Depp and to quite honest the fookin Puffs are welcome to her

:cool:

 

 

:shock: :rofl:

My mrs Is Bradd Pitt and Johnny Depp and to quite honest the fookin Puffs are welcome to her

:cool:

:rofl:

ok then i let her off, lol

 

Brad pitt in fight club is another one she dribbles over lol

What about a male list??

1 jakki degg

2 rebekah tesdale

3 any bird from holyoaks im not fussy!!! :D

any bird from holyoaks im not fussy!!! :D

even the very large girl that was in it a few years back??

y not im open minded lol :nana2:

I wouldnt touch any of the blokes mentioned above with anyone elses let alone my own!! :hurl:

Kate Hudson for me, i've hand shagged her many times

What about a male list??

1 jakki degg

2 rebekah tesdale

3 any bird from holyoaks im not fussy!!! :D

 

 

PROPER CLASSY FOOKERS THEN

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Bloody hell 1 line a Charlie and a drag of ya fag and them fookers are on there knees

:nelson:

cheap nignt out tho lol.

well there is always good old jade goody

Your mrs had a sex dream about a celeb then told you ?

Cuz I was slightly peeved and now shes angry with me for being annoyed ?

 

Whats there to be annoyed about?

 

You honestly think when you get married you stop finding other people sexy or you stop thinking about what sex would be like with other people?

 

Is your marage that fragile that you cant share something like a DREAM (i.e. fiction, never happened)

 

Tell her your an arse and your sorry. She's done nothing wrong.

Whats there to be annoyed about?

 

You honestly think when you get married you stop finding other people sexy or you stop thinking about what sex would be like with other people?

 

Is your marage that fragile that you cant share something like a DREAM (i.e. fiction, never happened)

 

Tell her your an arse and your sorry. She's done nothing wrong.

 

 

shes done nothing wrong????????????????

 

 

she had a dream where she enjoyed fornicating with that!!

 

id call that pretty disturbing myself lol!! :rofl: